Hu Meng listened carefully to these words and thought: Is he a ghost today? Birds can understand everything they say. But what they said was scary. Is there a snake that really wants to harm the people downstairs? That's great. Thinking of this, I didn't sleep, but got up to cook, wolfed down and went out for a walk.
When I got back to my apartment at night, Hu Meng was walking on the stairs. The corridor is equipped with dark yellow sound control lights. Hu Meng deliberately stepped on the stairs loudly, and the space of the stairs was very narrow, clearly echoing his footsteps. At the end of the sixth floor, a door on the sixth floor suddenly opened and a bright message appeared, "Everybody get out of the way and try to be quiet. Does the patient have a history of heart disease? " The banker still asked the mansion. Under the light, a small figure appeared at the door and shouted at Hu Meng who went upstairs: "Is that you, Dad?"
Hu Meng knew that the child had mistaken him for someone else, and had intended to ignore him, but when he saw his lost little appearance, he suddenly raised his heart of compassion, touched his head and smiled and said, "Hehe, maybe your father is behind." Then I continued upstairs. A few steps later, I heard a woman in the room lecturing a child: "Don't shout, your father just went on a business trip. Didn't you see a snake the other day? You will fall into a tourist trap and clamor for your father to come back. " Hu Meng suddenly froze there, snake? ! There are really snakes! So what I heard from that bird this morning is true? I have to find out, otherwise, there really is a snake that will hurt people. I know I didn't do anything, but I have to be uneasy for a lifetime. Thinking of this, he made up his mind to give it a try, even if it was embarrassing. So he turned and went downstairs, and the door downstairs was closed. He swallowed saliva and crustily skin of head knocked at the door.
"Who is it?" The people inside asked.
Hu Meng tried to find a topic: "I'm upstairs. I was just passing by and heard you say snake? What snake? "
"Yes, we climbed in with a snake. What's wrong? "
Hu Meng said, "I just went upstairs and occasionally heard you say snakes. Do we have snakes here? So scary, ask what happened? "
Before long, the door opened. A woman in her thirties, wearing an apron, was obviously cooking just now. She said to Hu Meng, "Your upstairs, ha ha, lived for so long, and I don't know whether it's upstairs or downstairs. Last night, a little green snake crawled into my baby's room and scared me to death. Just once, it climbed up the wall and hung on the fan on the ceiling. Be careful when opening the window! "
It turns out that a small snake really died on the sixth floor! At first, Hu Meng thought it was absurd to hear birds talk, but now he thinks he is right, so the snake may retaliate, and it will be tomorrow. No way! If I know, I can't, from destruction. He said goodbye to the downstairs, hurried downstairs to buy realgar, long Dao and poker, and said that he borrowed his friend's watchdog Huang Huang in the middle of the night. Huang Huang is a native dog, with a special aura and loyalty to his master. When it is in danger, it will bark to remind people. There used to be a thief in my friend's house. As soon as I climbed onto my friend's windowsill, Huang Huang cried and jumped up to bite him, so that the thief almost fell downstairs. Later, the thief was caught and said that dogs were too fierce. I am afraid of dogs in the future.
Early the next morning, Hu Meng packed his things, knocked on the door downstairs and said something he had rehearsed several times: I think your son was scared by snakes at such a young age. I think we are neighbors and we should help each other. I happen to have a dog. Let him play with the children, maybe he will be much happier. This bag contains dog food and toys for dogs. Let your son play with the dog. The dog's name is Huang Huang. He often takes a bath. He is clean and good. He won't hurt anyone. If you don't believe me, I'll watch.
The child's mother felt embarrassed. This man is kind, and it is unreasonable to refuse. However, although I went upstairs and downstairs, I just met him. I don't know that many strangers came to Yaozhuang the next day. Yao, the village chief, asked for help to move the grave. Is Tao malicious? Hu Meng looked at it and said sadly, "Who will help me shoot my eyes?" ! ! ! ! "When I came out, I handed the dog leash to the child's mother and said," Elder sister, we are neighbors. Just forget it． Let it play with the children. The child doesn't want to play, you shout upstairs, and I will come down and take the dog back. " Say that finish, I didn't wait for my mother's reply, and immediately went back upstairs. Mother shouted at the door, wait. Hu Meng pretended not to hear and closed the door.
Hu Meng came home, opened the window facing the tree, and paid attention to the sound coming from the window. It seems that the child is having a good time with the dog. He looked down at the downstairs window, as if it were not far from him, so he took out a long-handled broom, tied it to the clothesline, sprinkled realgar powder on the broom and scattered it around the downstairs window. Then listen quietly to the noise downstairs.
After waiting for three or four hours, the child and Huang Huang had a good time. Everything is "beauty, are you waiting for me?" Son, sit next to the girl. It didn't happen. Just when Hu Meng wondered if he was thinking too much, Huang Huang suddenly found something. Hu Meng clearly heard its threatening low roar, while Hu Meng immediately saw a yellow yi tooth, hunched over, ready to attack. Hu Meng looked at the tree from the window and found nothing special. Suddenly, a gust of wind blew, accompanied by a fishy smell, revealing two small round red fruits from among the leaves. Hu Mengzheng was surprised. How could there be this kind of fruit on the tree? Suddenly, the fruit moved, and a slender red rope jumped out of the middle, and the end of the rope was bifurcated. Oh, my God, it's a snake. You really can't tell if you don't look carefully! The snake is as thick as a small arm and is green all over. Hiding in the green leaves is like being invisible. I saw its bright red eyes, staring at the downstairs window, unblinkingly. The snake bent into several folds, and its head moved slightly from side to side. It sniffed realgar forward, suddenly shrank back, and then resumed its posture of preparing to move. The snake seems to be trying to enter the room. See here, "you are so ridiculous. It's not good to bully people like this. Get out at once, or I'll beat you up again. " I speak coldly. Hu Meng couldn't bear it any longer. He quickly picked up his bag and ran downstairs in three steps. "Mao Mao Mao" banged on the door of the sixth floor. The elder sister opened the door and asked what was wrong. He answered "there is a snake" and immediately ran to the room where the snake was staring. That's the room where the children stay. He is with Huang Huang.
The child didn't know the danger was in front of him, so he threw the ball at Huang Huang to pick it up. Huang Huang ignored him, put down his predecessor, motionless, staring at the window, opening his mouth, showing his fangs, making a cautious voice from his chest, ready for death. Hu Meng immediately pulled the child out of the door and told him that you and your mother were staying outside. Then close the door, pour out all the things in the bag, hold the poker in your left hand and the knife in your right hand, and stand side by side with Huang Huang to prepare for a fierce battle.
The serpent has already noticed that the situation outside has changed, but he doesn't intend to stop like this. His whole body contracted tightly, his head sank back, and then he suddenly flew like a stone in a slingshot, swinging his tail from side to side to control his balance, shooting directly at the window, slipping over Hu Meng and Huang Huang's head, and then landing firmly in front of the door. Hu Meng was stunned at that time. It turned out that snakes still have this ability. Huang Huang didn't scare him. When he saw the snake fall to the ground, he immediately rushed to bite its tail to prevent it from going out and hurting people. When the snake saw that its tail had been bitten, it turned around and opened its mouth to attack Huang Huang. Hu Meng was afraid that Huang Huang would suffer, so he quickly put the poker and the long knife together and cut it at the head of the snake. This move really protected Huang Huang. The snake didn't dare to bite Huang Huang easily, but it obviously didn't want to spit out the long letter and made a "Yi Yi" sound impatiently.
Just then, the elder sister pushed the door in and wanted to help. When the snake saw her, it stood up, opened its mouth as wide as possible and suddenly bit its sister. Big sister fell down with fear. Alfred chatted with Ten Nights and brushed her horn. A girl comes in from time to time. Every time it's time to beg for food, those girls leave. They didn't throw it. After a long time, they saw ten nights vomiting there and said, "I hope to be friends with you." No woman wants to throw so stingy? Are all the generous people dead? " After a long time, Alfred looked at the time and was soon ready, so he said to Ten Nights, We have hung the room for an hour. Still no woman is willing to throw it. After ten nights, she got off the bus after scolding two sentences. In "Ten Nights", not long after, Alfred was about to get off the bus when she saw a girl who felt good about winning the football lottery come to Alfred's room with "Ten Nights". When the girl entered the room, she saw the name of the girl's game: (Ghost). When Ah Fu saw that the name was similar to Ah Fu's, he thought that the girl might succeed, and said, "Find a wife, please, never leave me". It took a long time for the girl to reply, "It's not that I threw it, the problem is that I really never leave? Don't lie to me? " The snake sat on the ground and suddenly shrank back before touching her. Hu Meng is surprised at what happened. At first glance, it turned out that Huang Huang was biting its tail hard and dragging it back, and his teeth were deeply trapped in the snake meat. The snake turned to bite the yellow again, and Hu Meng immediately reached out his pliers and caught the snake's backward predecessor. At this time, the snake can't bite people, so it shakes with great strength. Hu Meng felt that poker was about to be dragged away from him. Huang Huang was enraged, too, and his head shook, making the snake unable to exert all his strength.
Hu Meng was afraid that he couldn't control the snake, so he cut it with a knife and hit the ground with sparks. The snake was split in half. The snakehead looked back at his body, paused for a second, struggled harder, fell off Hu Meng without a few pliers, and then the snake's eyes flew to Hu Meng. Hu Meng frighten hurriedly took a knife to the snakehead dance, but the snakehead seems to have manipulated the direction, dodging the knife from left to right, and leaping to Hu Meng's neck accurately. Hu Meng seemed to know that he couldn't escape the snake's bite, so he closed his eyes and didn't dare to look. Who knows that the two sparrows suddenly appeared in my mind and said to him, "Don't be afraid, we are here!" " "Then, like acting, he quickly folded his hands on his chest and caught the snake head. Hu Meng opened his eyes and saw that the snake head was only two fists away from his chin. The snake's two red eyes were staring at him. His first reaction was to let go, but his hand refused to listen to his head and clung to the head of the snake. The first half of the broken snake has been swinging in the air, but the snake head can't move at all in its own hands.
Seeing that the snake was caught, my sister was not as scared as before. She found a rusty metal water pipe from the room, stuffed it into the snake's mouth and pushed it down until the whole metal water pipe was plugged in. Then I told him that Ma was my landlord. When I needed to rent a house years ago, I found him on the recommendation of an acquaintance. His surname is Ma, but his face is not even pockmarked except for age spots, claiming that he is most afraid of trouble. Pushing open the door of the private room, I saw a well-dressed handsome boy with a famous brand. He is carefully wiping his gold-rimmed glasses with glasses cloth. "Sit down, I'm not here to sing, but to talk about a business deal with you." The man said while putting on his glasses. "Ha ha, Mr. Wang is not here for romance, but for business. Is it a flesh business? " Wan Qing * * * sat on the man's lap, and his little hand touched his slightly stubble face. "Don't get me wrong, I just asked you to help me with a play." The man played with Wan Qing's hair with his hand and put it under his nose to smell. "oh? Play? " "Yes, as long as you play well, there will be a big reward. I think you will be busy for several years. How about it? " "If you have money, you can say anything. Tell me, what's the plot? " Wan Qing stood up from the man, did it on the sofa next to him, lit a cigarette and threw up a smoke turn. "Very simple, you should make trouble at a woman's birthday party, saying that she seduced your husband. These are some photos. As long as you send them out in front of everyone that day, tell her something embarrassing and let her go, it's over. This is ten thousand dollars. You can keep it first, and then divide the rest. " The man stretched out his arms flat on the back of the sofa, crossed his legs and looked at her confidently. Wan Qing picked up the photos on the coffee table, which were intimate photos of a beautiful woman and a man, some of which were taken in bed. "Ok, deal, give me the time and place." Wan Qing took those photos into her hand and said. Then he quickly put the ten thousand dollars into his bag. "Ha, ok, I'll send it to your mobile phone later." Neither you nor I expected that we would meet again like this. It's not that he hasn't met unfortunate people, but he has lost two fiancé es in two years. This is the only situation. What bad luck he is! You can let go, he can't bite anyone now. "Hu Meng slammed the snake on the ground, then picked up the poker until he thought the snake was dead. Look at Huang Huang, still biting the snake's lower body. Hu Meng caught it with a poker. Huang Huang suddenly understood what he meant and spat the rest of the snake on the ground. Hu Meng hit it again. Then I put the bodies of two snakes into garbage bags with my elder sister and threw them away.
I thought it was over, but a few days later, on the way back from work at night, a man and a woman stood there in brown clothes, holding hands and smiling at him. Hu Meng was surprised: "Do we know each other?" They smiled and said, "Yes. Please don't be afraid, we are sparrows talking that morning. That snake only cares about its own son, not other people's children. It ate our two children. We want revenge, but we are no rivals, so we borrow your hand to solve it. Thank you so much. " Hu Meng realized that it was they who stopped snakehead's attack at the critical moment that day and saved themselves. They smiled at each other, and then said, "We're moving away, and we won't disturb your dreams any more. Besides, we secretly showed you the marriage records. Please remember that you must wait for the bus where you used to wait for it tomorrow morning. A big truck came and the water splashed on the skirt of the girl next to it. You'll hand her a tissue wipe. She is your future wife. She will be a good wife, you should cherish it! " Hu Meng didn't expect the two of them to talk about their upcoming fate. The whole person has been thinking about what it will be like to meet a girl the next day. When he came to his senses, the two men had disappeared.
The next morning, Hu Menggang got up and suddenly it rained heavily. It rained cats and dogs and the thunder was deafening. Hu Menggang planned to ask for leave and didn't go to the company. Suddenly, he remembered what the two sparrows said last night, immediately packed his things, deliberately put a few more packets of small paper towels in his backpack and went out under an umbrella. When he came to the bus stop, he kept secretly looking at the opposite sex coming and going in front of his eyes, and his heart thumped. Who can that girl be? Just thinking, a big blue truck passed by quickly, and the sharp-eyed people were hiding behind the bus stop sign. Hu Meng saw that he was the only one standing in front of the bus stop, and suddenly he felt cold. There seems to be no her!
"ah!" Suddenly there was a woman screaming from behind. Hu Meng turned to look at me and sniffed hard. There is a smell of carrion in the air. . . Is there really a body hidden in that room? Now that Interpol is here, it is estimated that everyone has such doubts in their hearts. At this moment, I heard a policeman in the bedroom shouting, "Captain!" " Lao Wang jumped up and walked into the bedroom in two steps, followed by me. The pit in the room is deeper, and the workers have stopped and leaned over to wipe the sweat. Will it? . . I quietly held my mobile phone in my palm and looked inside with my probe. This two-meter square pit is empty. . . Go, it turns out that many people are hiding behind the bus stop sign. "Well, it seems to me that we live in the same house ―― there is only one bedroom and one bed in my house". The girl can't hide behind, no wonder she can't see. Seeing that she loves cleanliness, Hu Meng wiped the sewage on her white skirt with her hand, so she took out a pack of paper towels from her backpack and handed it to her and said, "Wipe it with this." She looked up and smiled. Hu Meng felt as if suddenly the sun was shining, and the sun was shining.
Half a year later, when Hu Meng joked with his wife, he often said that it was the sparrow that brought you to me. My wife never asks why, as if she knows, and she laughs happily every time she listens.
Hot recommendation: friends, moms and dads have bus sex.