Guide: What funny and humorous sentences make people feel very creative when reading? I will share some creative humorous sentences with you. Come and enjoy with me.
Excerpts from creative humorous sentences 1. The dinosaur said, "When you meet a wolf, don't worry;" Meet animals and enjoy them slowly ... "
If you can't find dinosaurs, use lizard skin.
3. Guan Yu, with a long beard, is personable and armed with a dragon crescent moon blade. People in Jianghu call him Dao Lang.
4. Men and women are just animals of desire after all! Really. Can it be combined because of love? I'm sorry, I don't know. .
5. Don't step on the wild flowers on the roadside.
6. Eating and ml are the primary productive forces.
7. Menstruation is not only the pain of women, but also the pain of men.
8. When do you hug each other? I'm watching the fun.
Yesterday, Tiehua smiled at me and asked me to count sheep, one sheep, two sheep and three sheep at night. ...
10. When I grow up, I will marry Tang Priest as my husband. If I can play, I will play. If I can't, I will eat him.
1 1. A man may or may not love you if he has an impulse, but he definitely doesn't love you without an impulse!
12. Stand higher and pee farther.
13. Female, sweet, very fat! This woman has a hobby: she hates ants and kills them when she sees them. Ask him the old saying: this little thing loves sweets so much and his waist is so thin!
14. Break the wife's lifelong system and implement the aunt's shareholding system. Introduce the miss competition system and promote the lover contract system.
15. On the crowded bus, a girl suddenly shouted: Stop crowding! Stop squeezing! Squeeze all the milk out! She is holding yogurt.
16. I am not in the Jianghu, but there are my legends in the Jianghu.
17. I am in the Jianghu, but there is no legend of me in the Jianghu.
18. If I irrigate, say that I didn't learn Theory of Three Represents well.
19. If the answer was a virtue, I would have become a saint!
20. Sleep is an art-no one can stop me from pursuing art!
2 1. The rice is in the pot and I am in bed * _ *
22. Love is countless meals, and marriage is a meal.
23. Come on, well, let's become a butterfly. ...
24. Care for the environment, everyone has a cup.
25. Love is not an idea, love is made! !
Appreciation of creative and humorous sentences 1. If you love her, please do painless abortion for her!
I never write words, but I write interchangeable words!
3. The effect of contraception: if you don't succeed, you will become a "person".
4. Erection is not everything, but erection is absolutely impossible!
5. Don't hang yourself on a tree, try to die on several nearby trees several times ~
6. If you don't sleep in class, you will get drunk on the wine table.
7. How creative you look and how brave you are to live!
No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.
9. Ugly, but ugly is special, especially ugly!
10. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.
1 1. You can lose weight by exercising in bed, don't you know?
12. It is forbidden to urinate here, and tools will be confiscated.
13. When reading a book, I cramp as soon as I read it, and Sven is like a diaper rash!
14. Buddha said that color is empty, and empty is color! Tonight, I want to be free.
15. Many female stars are not popular because they don't open their legs * _ *
Selected creative humorous sentences 1. In fact, I am a genius, just jealous of talents!
2. Life can't be like cooking. All the ingredients are ready before cooking!
What matters in life is not where you stand, but the direction you face!
4. Since ancient times, no one has died, and no paper is used to shit!
5. If you can't tell your tutor clearly, then confuse him!
6. If I have a pair of eyes that can shed tears, it is worthwhile for me to suffer in my life.
7. If only the hardware could be copied!
8. Life is interesting, because life always fucking plays with me!
9. All unforgettable love is the moment when the soul drifts in bed!
10. The sky is falling, you support me!
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