Emily Dickinson
My good friend my neighbor totoro is fat and white. He wears a pair of round glasses all the year round. When he laughed, he lost his eyes and showed his big white teeth. It's really unremarkable. Round and warm, I have the urge to feed at first sight.
It is said that everyone's circle of friends has a person named Fat. My neighbor totoro used to be called Fat Man for several years, but sometimes I really couldn't name it, so that I once met his mother in the street and almost called Fat Mother Hello. ...
Then one day it rained heavily, and the fat man rushed out to stop the bus, showing his big white teeth and shouting, classmates, get on the bus quickly!
A friend said, do you look like my neighbor totoro and my neighbor totoro bus?
Since then, the fat man has a new name.
Fat people always expect funny attributes. I wonder if you will subconsciously think of Maitreya? However, my neighbor totoro lives up to expectations and always plays a funny role. As long as I hear that my neighbor totoro will go to every party, everyone will gladly attend, and the party with him is always full of excitement. He always smiles and says nothing. No matter what you decide, I'm fine.
My neighbor totoro has never formally talked about love, and has chased several girls, but in the end it always goes away. Sometimes when chatting, he teases himself. Alas, the fat man is the insulator of love.
I said, look high. She is a beautiful girl.
My neighbor totoro scratched his head and smiled. How can I compete with him? ...
I thought the next sentence was, many talents. Who knows, he said, my skin is so good that girls are under pressure!
At the end of last year, the leaders above saw that my neighbor totoro was very nice and festive, always bringing joy to everyone, and had a whim to introduce him to blind date. My neighbor totoro hindered the leader's face, but she accepted it with a smile.
I asked for a number, talked briefly, and made an appointment to meet in the cafe at the weekend.
My neighbor totoro arrived early. Although I knew that I had been killed by cannon fodder, I was still involuntarily nervous. In front of girls, he always huddles up, like a kitten entering a new site.
At this time, I saw the owner's cat outside the store, and I couldn't help but Doby it. Two cats are having fun, and a red coat is standing in front of them. A woman's voice: Are you Xiaoyu?
My neighbor totoro nodded and looked up. In an instant, the cat heard footsteps and the sound was cut off. The world is quiet, and you can only hear your own heartbeat, beating like a Lamborghini engine. Later, he told me that it was a good thing that I was fat and easy to hide. I want to be a monkey in a small enclosure. My heart fell out on the spot and was taken away by the cat.
I retorted that it's a good thing your cat didn't have a tail, or it would have been shaken to a helicopter and flown away on the spot.
My neighbor totoro stood up to speak, only to find his teeth shaking. He took a deep breath and finally said, you, how did you know it was me?
The girl in red smiled. Don't be angry. My uncle said that coffee shops are the most like pandas. ...
No, no, like ha.
Panda ... Totoro stupidly touched his head and thought, national treasure, that sounds really cute.
Girl, just call her Xiaoyue, corresponding to the story of my neighbor totoro. Abortion is the kind of girl who you can't say where to look good, but is particularly comfortable to combine. My neighbor totoro, with her faint smile and friendly temperament, attracted people at once. He suddenly regretted coming out with a messy hair today.
Xiaoyue is two years younger than my neighbor totoro. She graduated from college for half a year and worked as a reporter in a local newspaper. Natural light makeup and shoulder-length wavy curls make her look more mature than her age.
My neighbor totoro mobilized all her nerves and made herself look confident and interesting. Brain cells keep guiding the topic, and abortion is also very cooperative. She smiled and said, you are so interesting.
My neighbor totoro's pores are all open after listening to it, so he usually betrays all the embarrassing things of our friends with cross talk.
"My geography is not good. One day I asked A what's interesting in Thailand, and A said Phuket. I also think this person is really annoying. I don't know if I don't know, but I also deliberately sell Meng, huh! "
Although the joke was a little cold, my neighbor totoro's expression was so funny that the girl's cuttlefish shook. She just picked up the coffee cup, smiled and slipped, broke into two pieces, and the coffee spilled all over the floor. Abortion's face turned red and she covered half of her face with her hands at a loss. As soon as the waiter heard this, my neighbor totoro knocked off the coffee cup in his hand without thinking. She stood up apologetically and said, Oh, I am so fat that I accidentally squeezed out my coffee. I'm so embarrassed. I'll pay for it.
The waiter looked at my neighbor totoro and abortion with a complicated look, as if to say, what a girl! Why are you dating a fat man?
After the waiter left, abortion said awkwardly, how do you say it's you?
My neighbor totoro showed his big white teeth and said, I'm not lying. I made you laugh. I started it.
Abortion buried her face in one hand and stared at my neighbor totoro for a while, and suddenly she smiled brightly.
After that, I started dating slowly and decided to have a relationship after one month. My neighbor totoro couldn't believe his luck, and the signature was changed to "Don't pinch my face, I don't want to wake up."
The leader who introduced the blind date was also surprised. Originally, he just set up a line casually, but I didn't expect it to really work. Looking at my neighbor totoro who is full of energy and passion after falling in love, some words are suppressed.
Xiaojing Xiaojing, I didn't know love was so beautiful before. Now when I close my eyes, I feel that everything is incredible. When I think of her, I have a smile on my chubby face. As soon as I saw her message, I couldn't wait to carve it with a stone tablet. I want to run to the mountain every day and shout, it's good to be alive! Love is so good! Can you feel it? Is it okay? Is it okay?
I know your grandmother's claws. This is called spring! I'm eating and I want to throw up! !
That's it. Just after the winter of solstice, his spring has arrived.
Since then, my neighbor totoro has rarely appeared at parties. Even if he showed up, he was grinning at the idiot on his mobile phone. Sometimes everyone is chatting happily, and he flies out when he receives the phone call. Everyone thinks that the power of love is really great, turning a cat into a dog.
My neighbor totoro began to get up early to run, keep fit, exercise, control diet, lose weight, collect funny jokes, watch writers, movies and music that I like. ...
Seeing the change of my neighbor totoro, our friends sincerely bless him. It turns out that love can really transform people.
After half a year, I moved and changed my job, busy with my own affairs, and lost contact with everyone for a while. Until last month, my neighbor totoro called everyone out to have a party in the group. I joked that it seemed that something good was coming, and he didn't answer anything.
When I saw my totoro again, I didn't know him at all. The face is a little round, and the whole body is thin and light, really light. In the past, my neighbor totoro always came face to face with a shadow. Now I can see him from a distance, under the light and shadow of the sunset, lotus flowers are blossoming.
In the past, at every party, everyone had to touch their stomachs first and make fun of why he was not born yet. This time, he smiled and opened his clothes to reveal four abdominal muscles, which shocked the audience. It's hard to accept that my totoro has become a ninja turtle.
Everyone came to a Japanese-style izakaya and drank noisily. Of course, the topic can't bypass My Totoro Love.
My neighbor totoro took a sip of his wine, showing his big white teeth, scratching his head and saying, Oh, we broke up a month ago. I'm really still not suitable for dating.
The crowd stopped to look at the old cat.
What happened? I asked tentatively.
Haha, it was my leader, her uncle. She also told interesting stories about her and me before, so she was curious and wanted to know me, so this blind date was a joke. I didn't expect that I was good after the coffee cup incident, so I dated for a while. She said that she is a person who follows her heart, so she won't think too much. That day, I helped her bear the decisiveness when she was embarrassed, which made her fall in love with my thoughtfulness instantly ... However, I am a person who will not love after all, and I really don't know how to approach her. I walked beside her, just like looking across a river. She smiled and frowned, as unreal as through the fog. I looked at her eagerly, but I couldn't figure it out and couldn't catch up. It's like a hamster spinning in the same place and finally sitting on the ground, haha. ...
My neighbor totoro drank the draft beer in one breath and shouted, Cheerful, boss, have another drink ~
As we all know, my neighbor totoro can't drink well.
Everyone wants to say something, but they are not good at words, and they all look at me.
I patted my neighbor totoro on the back, and all I could say was, are you okay?
"It's okay, I'm not so fragile, lovelorn is also the only way for men to grow up. I also figured it out this month. Maybe it's because I've never been in love that I'm so involved and get to know myself again. I am grateful that she can appear in my life. Today I figured it out. I think I don't love her anymore. Free and easy, be happy, brothers, my neighbor totoro is back, cheers ~ "
No one picked up the glass, and everyone saw that my neighbor totoro was very sad.
"You ..." I wanted to say don't lie to myself. Before I could say it, I heard the hum of my neighbor totoro from deep in my throat.
"I ... don't ... lie ... I ... why lie ..."
My neighbor totoro's tears are broken in the song.