It's normal to be cheated once or twice when I was young, but I was a little stupid and cheated.
Only five times!
3. Ordinary me, ordinary and bright. However, as a general, I despise you!
4. Male: Outside the Qingshan Building outside the mountain, love and marriage are free. Woman: Wanshui Qian Shan is so idle, don't you hurry to make money?
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Three mice brag: a: I eat rat poison as candy every day; B: it itches if you don't step on a mouse for a day; It's getting late. Go home and hug the cat!
6. I always believed that I would be thin, but now I'm just playing fat. It's a pity that you get high when you play!
When I was a child, my mother always told me that going to bed early and getting up early was good for my health. I always thought it was a slogan. When I grew up, I found that it was just
Three wishes ...
Eight. I used to be a top student. Out of curiosity, I took a look at the world of scum, but I never found my way back. How energetic!
If a woman is a book, many women only have.
Three pages: one page depicts cars, one page depicts houses and one page depicts tickets. 10. I was beaten by my father when I was a child. I feel that there is no love in the whole world, so I want to tie a knot on the curtain and pretend to hang myself to scare my dad! As a result, I pulled down the curtain too hard and was beaten by my mother again! 1 1. As a man, I cleverly avoid any details that can impress girls. It's not easy to think about it!
12. "I have pimples on my face. Too ugly! " That's because God is jealous of your beauty. "0. Why do you get acne? ""Because God is punishing me for lying. "
13. Boys hit shirts: hahaha. The same taste. We will be brothers from now on! Girl's shirt: I'll go, that woman is so ugly!
14. On that day, I asked my father: Am I a stupid child? Dad: Silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?
15. People can forgive baby fat, but you are no longer a baby, and no one thinks how cute your fat is anymore.
Sixteen years old. If you can only choose one person and your favorite food, how to choose food? Eat food: Eat the person you like.
17. Whenever adults praise me for being quiet, I want to open my mouth and laugh at you: you ignorant humans!
18. I learned sacred knowledge. It's a shame for the academic community to measure your scores! Vulgar!
19. "I told you not to challenge my bottom line easily." "Why?" "Otherwise, I will revise my bottom line again."
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Don't be afraid of women's material things. A woman without material things is even more terrible, because what she wants is true love, which is too rare for you to buy.
2 1. I have been much better since I got mental illness. No longer confused about treating other people's wives as their own.
22. I have a specialty, that is, every time I do a math problem, I can count for half a day and then avoid the correct answer very accurately.
Twenty-three It's not normal for men not to be hooligans, but it's not normal for men to be too hooligans. Hmm? Should that man be a hooligan or not?
Twenty-four Go out for beef hotpot with a foodie. This product said beef tendon is the best, and then gave me a big piece. As a result, I was still chewing the beef tendon until I paid the bill.