A collection of brain teasers for the elderly with answers 1
People told Dan that her dress had no buttons, but she didn't care. Why? Answer: Because clothes only have zippers and no buttons.
What wastes a third of a person's life? -Answer: Bed
What should be hidden and secretly used, and then secretly given to others after use? Answer: negative film
Why does Alfred always wait for the teacher to start work before listening to the teacher? Answer: Ah Fu is deaf.
Why does a person eat 9 cows a day? Answer: I ate snails.
Why is lightning always faster than thunder? Answer: Because Lei Gong said that ladies are preferred.
What number is the most obedient? Answer: 100 (obedient)
Two trees don't make a forest! (Type a word)-A: Item
What is the best treatment for bad breath? Answer: Shut up.
Who can make a living with his mouth open and his clothes stretched out? -Answer: Baby
What is "answer blows with blows"? -Answer: Dental implants
A collection of brain teasers for the elderly and answers II
1-Dad bought a pen, but he can't write. Why? Answer: It's an electric pen.
2- There is a boat that has never been launched. Why the boat? Answer: spaceship.
3- Why didn't anyone fall off the plane and die? A: The plane is parked on the ground.
4— Xiao Wang, who loves snacks, weighs 50 kilograms at the heaviest time and only 3 kilograms at the lightest time. Why? Answer: When was he born?
5- What is the most critical factor in divorce? Answer: get married
6-What do people dislike to eat? Answer: lose money.
7- What is the best way to treat carsickness? Answer: Walk.
How did Class 3, Grade 8-4 do abacus calculations? A: Each has its own abacus.
9— As soon as Lao Li finished cutting his hair, he asked the barber to "divide it" and the barber said no. Why? Answer: The barber shaved his head.
10— Fangfang lost her student ID card at the school gate. What should she do? Answer: Pick it up.
1 1- There is an animal, but you killed it and shed your own blood? What kind of animal is this? Answer: It's a mosquito.
12— What should you do first if you want to make your dream come true? Answer: wake up.
13— A man fell into the river. He climbed up from the river, but his hair was not wet. Why? Answer: Because he is bald.
14— What is a person's mood on the operating table? Answer: Being slaughtered by others.
15— A man was hit on the head by something falling from several kilometers, but he was not injured. Why? Answer: The falling snow.
16— The family has rules and the country has rules. What are the rules of the zoo? Answer: tortoise.
17—— She became a mother before giving birth to a child or raising a child, and before claiming adopted sons and daughters. Who is this? Answer: the bride.
18— Why do women want to get married when they wear high heels? Answer: Two and a half hours is of course an hour.
19— A Yan has * * 10 coins in her pocket, but she missed 10 coins. What else is in his pocket? Answer: I was scared to death in midair.
20— In winter, how can ice become water immediately without heating? Answer: Remove two points from the ice.
A collection of brain teasers for the elderly with answer 3
1. What kind of competition does the winner get no prize and the loser gets a prize? Answer: punch in and drink.
There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns right three times, then turns back three times and turns right again. Where does its tail turn at this time? Answer: Next.
3. Why does the hospital never accept patients? Answer: Veterinary hospital
4. Why do four add up to the answer:+/=
When someone knocks at the door, you will never say come in. Answer: When going to the toilet.
6. Is black-bone chicken better than white chicken? Why answer: black chickens are powerful, they can lay white eggs, and white chickens can't lay black eggs.
7. Everything in the world melts when heated, but one thing solidifies when heated. What is this? Answer: eggs
8 .. Mr Xu made a big mistake. When he reached for his pocket in front of his wife, some bar matchboxes, horse tickets that didn't win the prize, and photos of old lovers were scattered all over the floor. In the panic, in order to avoid quarreling, he immediately covered something with his hand. What will he cover up? Answer: Cover your wife's eyes.
9. Does this ice look like aluminum foil? A: Treading on thin ice (such as aluminum foil ice)
10. A tortoise is famous for carrying a cross (four-word idiom)? Answer: It serves you right (cross turtle). People often jump from a place ten meters high without any safety devices. Why? Answer: high platform diving