1, fake and shoddy Apple headphones!
I remember talking to customer service before I bought it. I asked, is it genuine? (Of course not. Where did Apple get the headphones? The customer service said, well, do you think this price can be bought for real? I suddenly felt, wow, this seller is so honest and different! I want to buy it! As a result, I got it. This earphone, whether right or not, is the cultivation of an earphone? It's just an empty shell with a generator inside! And the generator fell off after a day! I can only pull out the earphone shell and tape it on! What's more, my mother asked me how my headphones were, and I just said that I would prove my eyesight! Stupidity is a word, I will only say it once!
2. Non-mainstream cool women's clothes, wonderful colors and strange shapes!
When I first entered Taobao, I felt that Taobao's clothes were colorful and cheap, which was simply great! As a girl who loves beauty, of course I want to buy it in buy buy! I pick and choose, huh! Not bad! Just these two! Striped shirt, international style! There's a cat head on it, Kawaii! Red hoodie! Tide! Understand? This pattern, this fabric, seems to be different from the cool international trend I imagined? How to see the village more and more? As a result, as you can see, the hoodie was wisely returned, and the striped shirt ... seemed to be worn once?
3. What I bought when I was shocked by all kinds of crazy and cool headlines!
American official reservation! Bookmarks ordered from the United States, very powerful, great, do you have them! "The best in the world", listen, listen, how domineering! Although I am not the best in the world, I must use the best bookmark in the world! Maybe be Bill Gates? What? Postage 8 yuan? It doesn't matter! What is 8 yuan? 8 yuan can give me the best bookmark. What a bargain! Turns out ... it didn't work! Bookmarks are thin pieces of iron folded in half, with at most two pieces of paper sandwiched between them. Look carefully from the top of the book every time you clip it, and you can find the small bookmark hidden in the page!
4. Handu Yishe is harmful!
Handu Yishe really cheated a group of little girls! Every year on the Double Eleven, when I see a bag of Handu Yishe in the express room, I will gently shake my head and sigh, another child cheated by gorgeous photos ~ But no matter how I sigh, I can't change the fact that I once paid a large amount of IQ tax! For the little girl who just has her own Taobao account, Handu Yishe is simply a clean stream in the women's clothing industry! Every model is a Korean beauty, tall, thin and beautiful! Even Gianna Jun and Park Shin Hye speak for them! This is simply our fashion benchmark! Besides, the double eleven is over 300 MINUS 50, and over 600 MINUS 200 (seems like this? )! Buy buy buys! I remember that I had several roommates, um ... thank my roommates for not killing me! Get clothes, in one word, big! Two words, fat! What do you mean, you bought an S and gave me a sack? Why is the T-shirt so transparent? Why is the skirt so big around the waist? Why is the hat in the coat so difficult to get?
I remember another roommate bought a trench coat with rusty buttons, another roommate bought a Korean T-shirt, and then she wore it as a skirt. ......
Now, every time I look at the order, I will sigh that my brain really got into the water in those years. ......