What are the signs of a greasy middle-aged man?
Recently, friends circle was
"Several signs of middle-aged men being greasy" screen.
It is said that if a person has-
Slightly bald head, exposed nose hair, with a string on his wrist,
Big belly straight, wearing long pants and holding a thermos at home?
One of the features,
So he is a "greasy middle-aged uncle"?
So-called,
An article stirred up a thousand layers of "oil".
Everyone has made various definitions of "middle-aged greasy".
The following is a supplement for netizens.
@ Kitchen Elbow: Don't just post all kinds of messy articles in the circle of friends and family.
Dream of @ You Rabbit: 13. Stay away from health culture and don't keep your mouth shut about acupuncture! 14. Don't store Pu 'er tea cakes at home for many years. Drink more boiled water when you are thirsty! 15, read more aesthetic books and know how to choose appropriate clothes, instead of waiting for your wife to buy what to wear! 16, pay attention to oral hygiene, wash your teeth regularly and see a dentist, don't have bad breath, and keep your distance! 17, don't talk at the mouth, remember to tidy your collar?
@ Cheng-li: No long nails, not one. Leave one to know that it is used to remove ear leakage, and leave five to be a demon.
The name of @ Jingjing Jingjing was eaten by a zombie: Don't erect a polo shirt, don't leave the left-handed crane outside the door when driving, don't hang the key on your waist, and don't listen to Wang Feng and recall the past.
@NodYoung: Just talk, don't shout, volume is virtue. Control your physical distance from others. No matter who you know, distance is a virtue.
@ Jingjing Jingjing: You are old, don't take your selfie photos online and in your circle of friends!
@ Liu Debao (pseudonym, 40 years old): I saw the greasy middle-aged man on the Internet with a big belly, right? Who set this standard?
Come on, I'll draw you my story.
At the age of 20, my stomach was this shape:
At the age of 30, my stomach was this shape:
When I was 40 years old, my stomach was this shape:
You got it?
I spent 20 years fighting greed and obesity, and gradually reduced the general's stomach.
I'm 40 years old, and I'm still changing and getting better. Am I greasy? I don't think so.
"Yes, I am a balding middle-aged man!"
Call me a big trip
Don't always surround the little girl.
@ Decoration Consultant Nic
Don't wear shorts in summer,
Wearing a pair of business pointed leather shoes below,
White socks are still long;
Don't drive. It's all hot dj dance music
It's playing too loudly.
How to avoid becoming a greasy middle-aged man?
First, don't be fat;
Second, don't stop learning;
Third, don't stay where you are;
Fourth, don't talk about sex in public;
Fifth, don't recall the past;
Sixth, don't educate the younger generation;
Seventh, don't bother others;
Eighth, don't stop shopping;
Ninth, don't get dirty;
Tenth, don't despise human habits that have nothing to do with age.
today，
Some life truths of netizens.
Teach you?
-18 years old-
After 90, it is the era of middle-aged people.
Sure enough, I happened to be 18.
Have the consciousness of middle-aged people?
Give me another chance to go back to 18.
I must study hard.
Go to a university that is worth my efforts.
Os: Because you never know.
It turns out that reading is one of the simplest things in the world.
For example, because I went to college.
Let me be in a prime location in a first-tier city
Bedded
Want to step into society early?
Nothing can be solved in high school.
Do you think things can be solved in the future?
—20 years old—
There was once a sincere feeling in front of me.
I didn't cherish it.
I don't regret it until I lose it.
The most painful thing in life is this.
The experience of being 20 years old tells me.
Why can you only try to solve your worries?
—2 1 year—
Suffering from single syndrome for many years
What should I do if I treat it as a disease?
Work hard and earn money.
Because it's the only way
Only 2 1 year old
Realize material independence
I bought it myself. The truth is not that no one sent it.
But you don't know my color number at all.
True red, pink, purple, pink, brick red,
Plum, coral, grapefruit,
—22 years old—
22-year-old experience tells me
Or the ancestors were right.
"Province" will bring money.
It doesn't hurt if you don't chop your hands.
I didn't think there was anything wrong with luxury before.
Borrowed money from the garden to buy a baby.
But grow up
Some old people have a point.
Before it is too late,
In fact, Bian Xiao wants to go back to the beginning.
Three words "study hard"
In the book, you can find the beauty of light.
A book owns a golden house.
The older you are, the more you find.
Only study is the most valuable.
Reading makes you look
Full of ink
Have your own poetry and calligraphy.
It seems to have a unique culture.
I found out later.
Learning is really the shield and ladder of life.
Premise is
You flew for six years in your studies.
I am still a baby.
Want to know if they come out to work?
What have you experienced?
I used to know nothing but hard work and speculation.
Only later did I find out.
When we grow up.
Some people will grow old secretly.
So what?
There are always some people who think longer than you do.
There are always some people who help you think more carefully.
Bian Xiao said a few words.
There are some things that you didn't do and fight for when you were young. When you get old, you will regret it more and more. Maybe you think you are far from your uncle in your twenties, but who can meet and talk about what you will be like in 20 years? We must seize the opportunity. Besides the passion and blood that young people should have, what else should we leave for ourselves, such as knowledge, culture and spirit? When you are old, you will be an uncle with culture and connotation, not a greasy and obscene middle-aged man!