Wife: My colleague gave me two good health cards from CITIC, 1680 yuan/person! Let's go together!

Husband: What's the card for?

Wife: A spa worker! In the words of my colleague, it is to experience how rich people take a bath. Go and relax! I was tired of taking wedding photos yesterday! Let's go

Husband: No, I don't want others to put pressure on me. Go find your colleague! (That tone attitude is quite firm! )

Suddenly a very good idea appeared! It seems that we must tell a little lie!

Wife: Husband can't! Colleagues said that this card is a husband and wife card, only couples or heterosexual companions can go, and nothing else can go!

Husband: What a perverted card! Then don't go!

Wife: (starts to play the poor play) No way! My colleague said it was very comfortable and gave it to us specially. I really want to go!

Husband: (beginning to hesitate) Do I have to go? Can't you not go?

Wife: No way! I really want to go! I was too tired to take pictures yesterday! Let's go Hold on. (and hype the benefits of SPA! )

Husband: All right! I will pick you up after work! Let's go!

O(∩_∩)O Haha "Success! After work in the evening, Dad Crab and I went to Zhongxin Hao and began to enjoy our interesting SPA experience!

We went to Jiazhou Club of Zhongxinhao Health SPA. From the outside, the three-story round glass house is elegant, and two banners are particularly conspicuous: promoting the health culture of the Chinese nation and leading the green health industry.

Pure five-element music brought us into the five-element room, where the style was elegant, fresh and natural, as if we were in a paradise. ...

Two beautiful women helped us to do steam detoxification, whole body exfoliation, essential oil massage, moisturizing mask and so on. . .

After more than three hours of enjoyment! Both of them came out very excited! Father crab is also very happy to smell the fragrance of essential oil on him!

Wife: Is the experience comfortable?

Husband: Not bad!

Wife: Next time I'm away, don't let others massage you!

Husband: It depends!

Wife: What? How dare you!

Husband: Not very comfortable! It hurts all over!

Wife: Yes, just now the beauty therapist said it was normal. Just like your muscles ache when you exercise or exercise.

Husband: Mm-hmm. Why don't we go and indulge!

Wife: What do you want?

Husband: Shall we go to the roadside for a barbecue?

Wife: I fainted! Can I exchange it for something else? The roadside stalls are not clean, but they are still burning!

Husband: No! I want to eat! Eat and drink Wang Laoji and you won't get angry!

Completely speechless! As a result, two people who just came out of the high-end SPA club actually sat on the roadside stall and ate barbecue! Also eat with relish!

It's 12 when you get home! I want to sleep for another hour! Don't get pimples, or I'll do this SPA well ...