Tim: Washing clothes and cooking are not afraid of hardship. I am the master at home and abroad. Ask me who I am, the little nanny as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade!
Gong: Hua, did you tell your brother about us? Did he agree?
Tim: I agree! I said I found the police!
Gong: I call public security, but my job is security!
Tim: I'd say I called the security guard, and my brother would definitely disagree!
Gong: Why does he disagree? Now you are free to get married! Go, go, go, let's register now!
Tim: Oh, what are you writing? My ID card is still on my brother!
Gong: Why did he take your ID card?
Tim: My brother brought me up, and I listened to my brother since I was a child!
Gong: Hello, is he your brother or your father?
Tim: Brothers are fathers, and fathers are brothers!
Gong: He looks like a father. Look at him. He is so arrogant all day! I am proud, I am proud, what is he proud of? Male ...
Tim: Do you still want to register with me?
G: I think so!
Tim: Listen to me if you like! I have an idea to deal with my brother! In fact, my brother is a very caring person! My brother will come later, and we will be here.
Gong: Your father is here.
Tim: That's disgusting.
Brother: My job is unusual. I am the master's safe doorman. Ask me which one I am, the indomitable security guard! I'm proud.
Tim: Brother ~ ~ ~
Brother: Sister, what did you do? I've been looking for you everywhere.
Tim: Chatting with Liu Gongan.
Brother: What do you want to talk to him about? I hate him the most, Liu Gongan.
M: I agree.
Brother: I tell you, my sister is meeting someone. My sister found a policeman. I am a security guard, and my family is professional. I'm very proud. Sister, Teacher Zhang invited us to eat jiaozi. Let's leave now.
Tim: Brother, I heard from Liu Gongan that your training posture is really handsome. He also said that he dreamed of you training him, brother.
Brother: That's not what he said.
Tim: Really?
Brother: Liu Gongan
M: I agree.
Brother: I heard that you want me to teach you a lesson.
Gong: To tell you the truth, the person who is giving me a lecture has not yet been born.
Brother: That's what he said. This kid is crazy. Let's go to eat.
Gong: You dare not? Are you scared away? Go eat jiaozi!
Tim: Hey, man, he looks down on you! He's crazy. Forget it.
What are you doing? Are you really going to teach me a lesson? Yeah, yeah. The neighbors are all here. Come on, let's clap and let him teach me a lesson. Come on, come on.
Brother: What are you crazy about? Let me ask you, where do you stand guard?
G: chicken farm.
Elder brother: What about now?
Gong: The community.
Brother: Your level has improved a lot!
G: Why?
Brother: Now you are standing guard for people.
G: What about the past?
Brother: You used to keep eggs for chickens.
M: I agree.
Brother: What are you crazy about? I can't believe I can't teach you! Stand still, listen, stand at attention, salute, and end.
Tim: Dude, you are so handsome.
Brother: Then, I am proud of my actions, at ease and stand at attention. You are wrong, aren't you?
Gong: I'm not wrong.
Brother: I think you are shrinking.
Gong: I didn't return it!
Brother: Middle school, I returned it. We're even now.
G: Yes, it's flat.
Brother: Ping, come on, stand at attention at ease. Look at you. You have retired, alas.
Gong: I didn't.
Brother: Eh, you just returned it.
G: I didn't return it.
Tim: You just returned it.
Brother: You see, my sister can see it.
Tim: Do as my brother does.
Brother: Exactly. Do you think it's weird? Look at this. At ease, stand at attention. That's right.
Gong: Hey, is that right?
Brother: Of course, both. At ease, stand at attention, stand at attention, stand at attention You've improved a lot.
Tim: Liu Gongan, learn from my brother.
Gong: What should I learn from him? I learned this.
Brother: Hey, you have learned a lot from me. To be a good security guard, you have to practice everything.
Brother: Hey! Hey! Practice your fists, practice your eyesight, and you can recognize them at a glance. Over there, two people came. Who is it?
Gong: This is Manager Huang of the property management company. Hey, who is the woman next to him?
Brother: Hey, the woman next to me isn't.
Gong: Ang
Brother: Well, it wasn't this yesterday.
Gong: Who could it be?
Brother: I don't know, it's broken, broken, coming, coming.
G: What should I do?
Brother: Don't look at what you shouldn't.
Tim: That's Manager Huang's mother.
Gong, Ge, Tim: Hello, Auntie (holding out her hand)
Brother: Gee, the two girls are really harmonious. Our community is a harmonious community.
G: yes.
Elder brother: All living people are capable. People are powerful. Keeping a dog is even more powerful. Sister, don't mess around easily.
Tim: What's wrong?
Brother: provocative, bite you
Tom, Gong: Yes.
Tim, brother, your hand was bitten by a dog.
Brother: Here's the thing. Yesterday, such a big German shepherd rushed to 303 teachers' children. Teacher Zhang's child is only three years old, crying with fear. What should we do? I am a security guard. I'm in charge. I said you, what do you do? That dog, come here.
Man: Hey, hey, can dogs understand you talking like this?
Brother: I found this problem. I said, you, Wang, Wang, (pointing straight ahead, then Wang ...)
Gong: Ah, he really understood.
Tim: Brother, you are great.
Brother: Oh, you see, how important it is to master a foreign language. I also think this dog has criticized and educated me. What kind of things does it do, what kind of fierceness does it have, and what is biting other people's children? You bite me, you bite me. (Pretending to be bitten)
Man: Oh, Lao Ma, it seems that this dog is fierce.
Teacher: Pony Pony, oh, Pony, I've been looking for you everywhere. How's your hand?
Brother: Oh, nothing.
Teacher: Oh, look at my grandson. He really didn't understand and bit your hand.
Brother, no, no, no, aunt, your grandson
Teacher: Ah, this is my grandson. Why don't you apologize quickly, Wangwang,
Brother: Ah, look at your grandson. He is too sensible.
Dog: Wang,
Brother: God, I said that's how he bit me.
Man: Oh, old horse, this big German shepherd bit you.
Teacher: Pony, if you get rabies vaccine for the second time, Aunt Dick will have to give it to you.
G: People from China.
Teacher: I'll go then. Come on, goodbye to uncle (Wangwang).
Brother: Goodbye, big nephew.
Man: Oh, old horse, this dog dares to bite you. It is very proud.
Brother: The word pride is not appropriate here.
G: ok, ok, training.
Man: OK, OK (nanny winks at her)
Gong: Ah, yes, I don't want to train.
Tim: Ah, why don't you want to train?
Man: (whispering) What do you say?
Tim: I don't want to be a security guard.
Yes, I don't want to be a security guard.
Tim: Oh, man, look, he doesn't want to be a security guard.
Brother: Why you?
G: I don't think it's meaningful to be a security guard.
Brother: What are you doing, brother? You have to think about it. We work in Beijing and you are a security guard.
How proud your father and mother are. What is Beijing, the capital of the motherland? That's the heart. You are a security guard in your heart, so it is more valuable.
Gong: I don't want to be a security guard anyway.
Tim: Oh, what's the matter? Tell my brother that there is nothing my brother can't solve. Right, brother?
Brother: There is nothing I can't solve.
Male, um, old horse, I found a girlfriend. That girlfriend loves me very much and I love him very much, but his family just doesn't agree.
Brother: Their family has grown up like you, so it's normal to disagree.
Tim: Brother,
Brother: Ah, then why?
Gong: Their family wants to find him a public security officer. I am a security guard.
Brother: this statement is not level. Public security is equal, so what is public security?
Tim: The police have guns.
Brother: Then our security guards still have sticks.
Gong: No, the policeman's dress is very nice.
Brother: Our security clothes are cool, too. We look good in this security suit. That's the gray scenery of the capital. Look at the People's Liberation Army. The army is green with pine branches, the air force is blue in the sky, the navy is white with waves, and the security guards are cement.
Gong: It's called cement ash. I have told you everything. It's no use.
Brother: It's important for you to tell him that this year's Olympic Games is unparalleled.
G: OK.
Brother: How excellent the security work is.
G: yes.
Brother: security, does that mean us?
Gong: How can the security guard say anything about us?
Brother: What do you do?
Public: safety.
Brother: Turn it upside down.
Public: safety.
Brother: I am proud.
Gong: That family just refused to live or die. What do you suggest?
Brother: Who in his family doesn't agree?
Gong: His brother.
Brother: His brother, why his brother? Why is his brother such a son of a bitch? His brother is his father. What's his brother, brother? Don't forget, do you? You are an excellent young man, aren't you? Look at your figure, look at your image. Oh, look at your eyes. Oh, my mother.
Gong: What's wrong? I look proud.
Brother: Well, I have a hard temper, brother. I'm telling you, people will encounter many difficulties in this life, brother. Don't you have to face it bravely? As long as we do something unusual, angels can marry security guards.
Gong: Oh, Lao Ma, no matter how good I am, his brother doesn't agree, but my girlfriend is a fairy in my mind, and I can't live without him.
Tim: Oh, what's this?
G: This is medicine.
Tim: Medicine? Something's wrong with me. Something's wrong.
Brother: What are you doing?
Gong: Give it back to me.
Brother: no, no, no.
G: You give me my medicine back.
Brother: I can't give you that medicine.
Old horse, all right, I don't want this medicine. I have many ways.
Tim: You don't want to live,
Gong: Ah, yes, I don't want to live.
Tim: Brother, someone died (go away).
Brother: (La) What are you doing?
Don't hug me (hug)
Brother: I have to hold you.
Gong: Let me go. I know you are a good man and a caring person, but without my girlfriend, I feel that life is meaningless.
Brother: (pulls back) Dude, I can't let you go.
G: Do not pull me.
Brother: I can't watch you have an accident.
Gong: I don't want to live (cry)
Brother: Brother, you shouldn't think so. You are still young. It's not easy for your parents to raise you so big. Life is good for you. Many good girls are willing to marry you.
Gong: That girl will marry me.
Brother: If I were a girl, I would marry you.
Gong: If you are a girl, I don't want you yet. I hope you have a sister.
Brother: Oh, I wish I had a sister.
Tim: Brother ~
Brother: I have a sister.
Gong: Brother, what are you doing?
Brother: Sister-in-law, listen to what I told you. Xiao Liu is a good man. He is still young. We can't let something happen to him. Should we save him? Let's stabilize him first. Dude, what do you think of my sister?
Gong: Don't be ridiculous. Your sister is seeing someone, a policeman.
Brother: it's over,
Tim: Brother.
Brother: Don't talk.
Tim: Brother.
Brother: Stop it, brother.
Tim: Brother.
Elder brother: You are a young lady in love.
Tim: Medium.
Brother: Brother, what do you think of my sister's personality?
G: ok.
Brother: Dragon.
Gong: Beautiful, but I'm with your sister. Isn't it a perfect match (hugs Gong and turns around)?
Brother: It's a good match, neighbor. They are a good match, but not a good match.
M: It's a perfect match.
Brother: Look at what everyone has said. You two are perfect for each other. Look at your figure, your image and your eyes. My heart hurts.
Man: Ma, I'm just afraid your sister won't agree.
Brother: Nothing, I'm here.
G: Oh, oh.
Brother: Sister, go.
Tim: Brother.
Brother: Please, I miss it.
Tim: Brother.
Brother: I miss you a little. My heart can't stand it.
Tim: Medium.
Brother: You are my good sister.
Tom and Gong Liu, I want to get married.
Gong: We can finally be together.
Brother: I am proud.
Come on, let's register now.
Tim: Hey, ID.
Gong: Ah, the old horse cannot be registered yet.
Brother: Why?
G: He doesn't have an ID card.
Brother: Where's your ID card?
Gong: Do you?
Brother: Take it away.
Tom, Gong: Brother.
Brother: I am proud.
Brother: Wait a minute. Don't!
Gong: What's wrong?
Brother: Why did you take my sister away?
Gong: I didn't take your sister away. You gave her to me.
Brother: Really?
Gong: You think so?
Brother: No, no, no, I didn't register you two.
Gong: Why not? You gave me his ID card yourself, didn't you, neighbor?
Brother: No, it's still wrong.
G: what's the matter
Brother: I have my sister's ID card. How did you know?
G: me.
Brother: These two men put a condom on me. Let me see this medicine chewing gum.
Tim: Brother.
Brother: Don't call me brother.
Tim: Brother, let me tell you the truth. It's him I'm looking for.
Brother: Didn't you call the police?
Tim: Yes, that's him.
I have big eyes and small eyes.
Brother: Gong Liu case.
Gong: It's me.
(Brother pretends to fall)
Man: Oh, oh, oh, oh, old horse.
Tim: Brother, I know you love me. My parents left early. I know you want me to live a good life.
Brother: Sister, you grew up on my back. My parents are gone. I swear, I want you to live a good life, I want you to be happy, I want you to be happy all your life. Sister, tell brother, can he make you happy?
Tim: Brother, being with him is my greatest happiness.
Gong: It's a treasure in my hand. I will accompany her to the old age (looking at her affectionately). Don't worry, I will make her happy.
Brother, Zhong 'a, what are you talking about? It's good, too. Our family will have two security guards and a nanny in the future. Our family is an auspicious three treasures.
Gorm: Ah, good luck and three guarantees?
Dude, I'm proud.
Tim: Brother.
Brother: What?
Tim: When are we getting married?
Brother: You decide, brother-in-law.
Gong: What?
Brother: I will give you my sister.
Gong: Don't worry, Grandpa.
Brother: What?
Gong: We must be happy together.
Brother, Tom and Gong: We are a happy and auspicious family.