In the year of the rat, the mouse is in power. Wang Zhuang the mouse bravely climbed up the golden chair.

Rabbit carrying a basket of red baskets and Chinese cabbage to befriend:

"Brother, according to experts' research, our pikas are cousins. 1"

"Yes, I told you the news. When you were in charge, I told you that you thought I was farting! "

"Oh, really have this thing? How could you not remember! Maybe I was busy at that time, I'm sorry ... "The rabbit grinned awkwardly. Apologize

"Never mind, it's all over," said the mouse king generously. "Anyway, we belong to the same ancestor. If you need me to do anything, just tell me! "

"It's no big deal," said the rabbit hesitantly. "It's just, it's just that we should be next to each other in the order of the zodiac, and you mouse is still the boss ..."

"Oh, do you want to move a little? This is easy to handle. I'll trade with you. It's wishful thinking. Nobody else's business. "

Hearing this, the rabbit went back gratefully.

The zodiac heard that the sorting can be changed, and they came to the door one after another, hoping to move the position forward. The mouse king came to the net and agreed to come down.

After a while, the old cat comes to you in a threatening manner. The mouse fell from the golden chair in fright and thought, I am in charge this year, and the mouse has immunity. What can his old cat do to me? So he bravely climbed up the golden chair and said, "Old cat, what are you doing here?"

"Don't get me wrong, I won't kill you today, because you are in charge. I just want justice and let me have a place in the zodiac sequence. "

"Okay, okay," the mouse king readily promised, "my position should have been given to you. The enemy should reconcile, not solve. I have long wanted to change my position of peace, and today I finally got my wish! "

"Can it really work?" The old cat was a little flattered.

"Let's be consensual, it's none of others' business!" The mouse king said nobly.

The old cat is beaming. I didn't expect the mouse king to be so generous and speechless.

After the old cat left, many animals came one after another, trying to squeeze into the zodiac sequence, and the mouse king agreed. The mouse poked its head out and asked, "I said, master, the sorting and order change of the zodiac is an earth-shattering event." You are so old that you have agreed to everything. I see how you end up! "

"We mice are the weakest role. You have to agree if you don't agree! "

"You are the boss this year. How can you fulfill your promise? "

"Madam, don't panic, there are secrets!"

"What medicine is sold in the gourd?"

"All' ministerial' promises are equal to all' no' promises, understand?"

"I don't understand, tell me more!"

"Don't let the cat out of the bag, you wait and see the show!"

(2)

The day after the mouse came to power, CCTV in the animal kingdom broadcast an important news about the mouse's request for abdication: the mouse was ignorant, enterprising, sneaky and full of bad deeds, so that the mouse, which was called "mouse" by everyone, stole the first place in the zodiac sequence for a long time, which really damaged the dignity of the kingdom. In order to restore the reputation of the kingdom, this mouse volunteered to abdicate, and now it is carefully proposed that: 1, the first place in the zodiac sequence is given to my rabbit sister of the same ancestry; 2. This mouse quits the Zodiac sequence and is replaced by my old cat. It is now publicized for three days and subject to democratic supervision. If there is no objection, the relevant change procedures will be handled in the Kingdom Conference Hall in three days.

The news is no less than the atomic bomb explosion, and the whole animal kingdom is boiling. In the past three days, phone calls and text messages have exploded 30 mobile phones of Mouse King.

The mouse king secretly rejoiced.

The next morning, the mouse king held a big seal as if to go through the handover formalities. The rabbit and the old cat followed excitedly, and they walked to the conference hall together.

The hall was crowded with people, and thousands of birds and animals had already made a mess. Everyone saw the mouse king leading the rabbit and the old cat into the hall, his eyes turning green, gnashing his teeth and staring at the rabbit and the old cat, hoping to swallow them all at once. Some said, "This bastard is so happy that his mouth is wide open. She also wants to be a boss. Dream on! " Some said, "What can an old cat do except wash her face with spit? I also want to squeeze into the zodiac sequence, and I don't want to take a look at my ugly face! " Such dirty words make them want to find a hole to get into.

Mouse Wang Gang wanted to announce the meeting, but the microphone was taken away by the old dragon king. The dragon king said, "If the mouse abdicates, I will be the boss, because the dragon is the symbol of the Chinese nation, and all descendants of the Chinese people are descendants of the dragon ..." Before the dragon king finished speaking, the microphone was taken away by the old monkey king, who said, "What are you, old dragon king? Aren't you the loser of our ancestor, the monkey king? Think that year, the Monkey King made a scene in Heaven, how imposing! We monkeys are afraid of nothing but you! Haven't you heard that there are no tigers and monkeys in the mountains? "

"Well said!" The tiger took the microphone. "How well the monkey said: there is no tiger in the mountain, and the monkey is called the king." With my tiger here, it's not your turn to be the monkey king. Our tiger is a national first-class protected animal, and it is managed by red tape, so I am the only tiger on the throne! "

Tiger also wants to say a few more words. A Tibetan mastiff jumped out with a "ow". He is the representative of dogs. This guy is ferocious and brave, and he is called Snow Dog. A howl scared all the small animals out of their wits. The Tibetan mastiff grabbed the tiger's microphone, and the tiger was not to be outdone, and immediately began to fight back. As a result, there was a scuffle on the spot and the conference hall was in chaos.

The mouse king adjourned immediately.

(3)

When the meeting resumed the next day, Wang Gang, the mouse, announced the meeting discipline. The elephant put out its long nose, rolled the microphone into its mouth and shouted, "You are really hungry snakes swallowing elephants!"! Animals that have been ranked in the 12 zodiac sequence want to move on. My opinion is that the original 12 stands for all stepping down and becoming the honorary zodiac. Now they want to change their tune and elect a new representative of 12! "

The elephant's speech was like sprinkling a handful of salt in a boiling oil pan, and suddenly the pot exploded in the hall. Animals were quickly divided into two groups: those for and those against. As you can imagine, the original 12 zodiac is all against it, and the rest are all in favor.

The mouse king knocked on the microphone, announced the discipline again, and let everyone speak one by one in order.

At this time, the ostrich quickly jumped on the platform to express his opinion: "The elephant's high opinion is the most reasonable! Zodiac can't last for life, 12 for once. The next boss will be an elephant. He is the biggest animal on land, and he is the most qualified to be the boss! My ostrich is the biggest bird among birds, and my penis is mine! "

"Bah! Do you look like an ostrich? This is not my losing team? "

"Who's talking?" Everyone opened their eyes and looked at it carefully. It turned out to be a hummingbird. The ostrich was very angry and pointed at the hummingbird and shouted, "How dare a child talk nonsense? Who is your loser? " You make it clear to me! "

"Hey, haven't you read the article" Big Mac and invincible "by Zhejiang fable writer Mr. Zhang? It clearly says that you were defeated by me! "

"Slice! This is ridiculous. Are you serious about fables? I think you are possessed! "

"Don't argue, the bird representative of the new zodiac is of course me!"

Who is so angry? Oh, it's Phoenix, the king of birds. Phoenix is handsome and personable, posing as a responsible person.

"Shut up!" The hippo shouted and broke into the house. "The zodiac sequence should have its own representatives in land, sea and air to show its extensiveness and authority. If Brother Ma abdicates, we hippos, as the only representative of aquatic animals, can take his place. If anyone dares to object, please raise your claws and hooves a little, and I will bite them off like a stick. "

This sudden change made all animals dumbfounded and creepy.

"Make a statement quickly, our hippo phalanx is waiting outside the door!"

All the animals cast their frightened eyes outside the hall door, only to see the death squad composed of more than 300 hippos proudly open their mouths and prepare to rush into the venue.

The mouse king decisively jumped on the platform and announced loudly: "For the sake of the harmony of the animal kingdom, don't hurt the vitality of your. Let's not talk about the arrangement and supplement of the zodiac for the time being, face the reality and respect history! "

After all, sorting is a trivial matter, and it is not worth your life. The mouse king's decision made everyone breathe a sigh of relief, so after a moment's silence, there was stormy applause. ...