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When school started, many schools began to re-elect class cadres and student union cadres, and some opportunistic students began to invite their classmates to dinner and send things, hoping that they would vote for themselves. In the future, all primary and secondary schools in this city should say "no" to these bad behaviors. Yesterday, the Municipal Education Commission announced some opinions on moral education in primary and secondary schools in 2006. It is the first time in this city to strengthen the legal education of honesty among primary and secondary school students, cultivate students' good behavior habits and incorporate "honesty" into the school moral education system.

The Municipal Education Commission requires all schools to conscientiously implement the spirit of the Opinions of the Municipal Science and Education Party Committee and the Municipal Education Commission on Strengthening Integrity Education and Integrity Culture Construction in Shanghai Schools, and actively promote integrity education into the campus. Take honesty education as an important part of national spirit education and teenagers' ideological and moral education, let honesty education enter schools, classrooms and students' minds, integrate the requirements of honesty, law-abiding, cooperation and dedication into school moral education, carry out educational activities step by step, highlight key points, and cultivate young students to establish correct values.

It is reported that at present, some primary and secondary schools in this city have begun to try to carry out honesty education through various activities, and some have arranged operas, dance dramas, cross talk sketches and other forms to educate students. This novel teaching method will have certain positive significance for the cultivation of students' outlook on life and values.

Some principals said that every time a student cadre of a school or class is reelected, students will canvass through various channels. The main purpose of these students is to be recognized by their peers. In the future, the school will educate the "bribed" children, teach them how to correctly use their democratic rights, and teach them to have their own independent views on everything and not be influenced by others. (Yang Yuhong)

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out of the ordinary

Do you think people are different?

B: Of course.

A: What's a good place?

B: fortunately, he has personality and specialty!

A: I-I'm different.

What's different about you?

I'm not like you. I won't do anything you do.

Yao, you do this and I'll do that.

You said it was a dead end! We have Chinese class. What about you? ...

I do my math homework.

B: We have social studies. ...

I want to go to physical education class and practice Shaolin Boxing on the playground.

Are you kidding me? ! We listen carefully in class. ...

A: I, think.

What are you thinking about?

I looked at my watch: ... Why don't the hands, minute hand and second hand go together at this moment?

B: Nonsense, let's go together. That's a bicycle wheel.

Don't tell me. One day, I finally figured out why they were not together.

B: Why?

A: Because they have a bad relationship-they are not United.

B: That's not right. Then why did they get together at noon 12?

That-that's them having lunch.

Why only eat for a while?

A: They eat less. Do you care?

Ok, it's urgent. Are you so paranoid all day?

Yes, that's all I have.

B: it's good. No wonder your academic performance is not high.

However, I recently came up with a good way to improve my academic performance?

Really? Tell me.

A: Let's talk about its function first.

B: Say it quickly.

A: As long as my magic prescription is put into practice, I can keep my head clear and become extremely smart. I can put all the knowledge in the world into my stomach to eat!

Have you eaten?

A: I didn't get the first place in my class, but only got the second place in the country.

B: Not bad!

I am invincible in computer games. I can play the highest level of legend.

Oh! That's great.

A: I can't finish reading the latest level of Three Kingdoms. I played Multinational Force, I gave them all jiaozi, and I unified the world!

Oh! You are really great! ! Come on, what's the magic prescription?

Do you want to know?

B: Yes.

Do you really want to know?

I really want to know.

A: don't be afraid when I say it?

It's nothing. I am bold! Say it.

Tell you what, I'm going to cut off my head. ...

B: Huh?

A: Install the computer again!

B: Is that all right?

A: Don't call me by my name when you see me in the future.

B: What's your name?

A: A robot that wants to eat!

B: Cough! Reference!

2. A "big" thing

A great event happened in our school yesterday, do you know?

I don't know. I happened to be ill yesterday and didn't go to school.

A: This thing is too scary. I witnessed it with my own eyes, and I was so scared that I almost didn't pee my pants.

B: Ah! What's to be afraid of? Say it!

A: You have to listen to me slowly from the beginning.

Don't keep me in suspense.

It happened at 9: 59: 60 yesterday morning. ...

B: If you say 10, it's over!

At that time, Mr. Wu was teaching our class. The students listened attentively and attentively. There was silence in the classroom, so quiet that you could hear a pin drop to the ground. Unfortunately, no one had a needle at that time.

B: Cough!

A: Just then, I sat by the window and saw some teachers on campus looking up at the sky with great interest. After a while, several people came around. After a while, dozens of people gathered around. After a while, hundreds of people gathered around. ...

B: Wait a minute. Where are there so many teachers in our school?

A: Oh, it seems that the preschool children came late.

B: Look carefully!

Miss Wu is staring at me. Can I see it clearly?

B: Come on, what's going on?

A: I looked up, too, but there was a floor above me and there was nothing.

B: Nonsense. Say it! What the hell happened?

I saw the sky. It's cloudy There is no sun and no stars. ...

Why do you talk so much nonsense!

Just then, in the sky, suddenly ... it didn't look like thunder.

B: What? Did the plane explode?

A: No.

Did the American rocket crash?

A: No.

Did aliens hit a telephone pole?

A: Not really.

Oh, come on, you're worrying me to death!

A: Time has passed. You said Mr. Wu was the same. He didn't miss any class, only this class. Just then, the sky fell ... guess what?

I suppose so? !

Let me guess.

B: A big meteorite fell?

No, smaller than this.

B: Drop a big can?

A: A little smaller.

A coal truck?

A: A little smaller.

A carriage?

A: No matter how small.

A bike?

No. Have you thought about food?

You told me! -Swan?

A: No, it's wet. ...

B: Big wax gourd?

A: It's a small door. It's smaller.

B: Watermelon?

A: A little smaller.

B: tomatoes?

A: A little smaller.

B: oranges?

A: A little smaller.

B: Grapes?

A: A little smaller.

B: Still young? I can't guess!

Stupid, this is ...

B: What's this?

A: Snowflakes.

B: It's snowing!

Association Federation Dream Drama Club 2006-3-2 1 (reprinted from China Script Network)

Interesting childhood story (cross talk)

B: Hello, audience friends!

A: (looks like) How do you speak?

B: I say hello to everyone!

Did you ask?

B: Then how do you ask?

A: Stupid, you have to ask special questions in an emergency.

B: What's the emergency now?

A: Bird flu at home!

B: Oh! Bird flu spreads and can be transmitted to people.

A: Hey!

What do you suggest?

Answer: "Friend, did you eat eggs?"

Does this make sense?

A: You see, after I asked the question, the audience friend's little yellow face was short of protein.

B: You came with these eggs.

Sorry, old friend, I just played a joke on you!

B: Old friends? I'm sorry, I don't know.

A: Aren't you a chicken plague? You're not dead.

B: (angry) Bah! ! How to speak? I wonder if bird flu is spreading now. Who are you?

A: I haven't recovered from the girl's drooling. Think about it. I grew up in open-backed pants.

I'm sorry, I don't know.

A: We have a pee contest together, but I asked your mother if you pee.

B: (Busy) Stop it, pencil necked.

Do you recognize me?

B: I just want to see you again now.

Listen. Best friends are just different. Look how deep we are.

Who is your best friend? That's an accomplice.

A: They are all together anyway. I don't care.

Who's with you? The mental trauma you threw at me when I was a child still hurts!

A: It's been so long that I forgot.

B: I can't forget it, because I'm the one who gets beaten every time. It's just that I want to settle accounts with you today

B: I cried in the sand when I was four or five years old.

I remember. It was a beautiful day.

Our family is building a house.

There is a pile of sand at the door.

B: Like a grave.

You said people cry when they die.

B: When my second master died, my whole family died.

You made me cry for my family once.

B: So you cried once, because your grandmother could eat two bowls of rice. A: Yes, I found three sticks as funeral sticks.

B: Then let's cry, Grandma. (A and B cry at the same time) Grandma.

Remember? My brother found me kicking my ass.

B: he added.

A: "Grandma is not dead yet!" .

B: Then your grandmother came over.

I was so scared that I had to hide behind you.

But your grandmother said with a big smile.

Don't hit him, don't you see? They are crying for grandma's chicken plague.

Your brother told my father that I was beaten. Is this all your fault?

A: Don't be heartless. I also found more than 200 couplets for your family.

Is that a search?

A: What else can a four-or five-year-old boy call him after looking for so much?

B: That's called stealing, and that's called a gun.

A: Then you are an accomplice.

B: But I just want a pair. Why do you tear so much?

A: That's my kindness.

B: Bah, that's very kind of you. I was beaten.

A: Impossible. I thought your father would be happy that you had your own business. B: comrades don't know. He was very bad at that time.

A: His family is extremely poor.

There are no Spring Festival couplets on our door.

You asked me to find you a pair.

You just had a bad idea.

A: Tell us to dial the door gods and couplets that were just posted in other people's homes on New Year's Eve.

No family in our street is spared.

A: This is really refreshing.

B: But I was beaten so hard that I couldn't stretch my legs.

You can't blame me. Your father asked the neighbors to report us.

B: You are sorry about the toad incident in primary school.

You owe me something, too.

Remember that there is a river not far from home.

There are fewer fish and more toads in the river.

B: At noon on the day of school, you asked me to catch fish.

A: You can't catch fish, but you can catch toads.

B: Take eight big toads to class.

It won't fit in the table.

B: It's a pity to throw it away.

He sits in the last row, where there is a bucket.

He asked me to put eight big toads in a bucket filled with water.

A: That paragraph happens to be in Chinese.

B: It happens to be a frog in the well.

I can't go on in class.

B: Eight big toads also read after the teacher.

Students, today we are going to learn frog in the well.

B: (like a toad) Wow! ! !

A: "This frog in the well tells us a truth."

B: Wow! ! ! !

A: "What's that noise?"

B: Wow! ! ! !

A: "How many toads?"

B: Wow! ! !

A: The teacher finally got angry and couldn't go on.

B: I also started asking about the origin of toads.

You were called out of the classroom with honor by the teacher.

B: You also entered the teacher's room on my recommendation.

I'm glad I said it was yours, right next to you.

B: That's why I got a good smack in the face.

For several days, your classmates called you King Toad.

B: (shy) She also picked Xiaoli's side from behind.

She was a little girl at that time.

B: Now she is my bride (shy).

A: This is impossible.

B: That's true.

She forgot that you permed her hair?

No, she had a little impression of me then.

A: It seems that my ideas are not all bad, and I accidentally became a matchmaker.

B: what about the matchmaker? I was almost killed by my father.

In order to find a wife, it's worth getting beat up.

Now that I think about it, your idea is really bad.

How bad is it?

B: You said your father burned the hair on the pig's head.

The hippo chef is very good.

B: Don't be a pig. You found a head.

A: Xiaoli's hair is so long and hot!

B: You dare not burn it, and you are not as good as your father.

A: You are so strong that you burned Xiaoli's hair when you picked up matches.

B: (crying) I only see a puff of white smoke.

A: And there's a buzz.

B: (crying) The girl with long hair has become short hair.

A: You also write about checking and getting beaten.

B: We seldom talk after that.

I'm leaving with my father soon.

B: I cried that day.

A: That's pathetic.

No, I was happy.

A: When I left, didn't you say that you would be beautiful next time we met?

B: Because I want to find a way to beat you myself.

Do you remember what you gave me?

B: It's a packet of golden monkey toffee.

When I left home, I had a new partner.

Are they good to you?

A: (crying) It was fine at first, but it hit me later.

B: Why?

A: (crying) It's not the packet of toffee you gave me.

What a surprise! ! ! (happy)

I just got there and they were very kind to me.

I don't know who you really are.

A: (crying) As soon as I am happy, I will take out the packet of toffee you gave me.

B: (eagerly) Did they eat?

I think they saw it. What kind of sugar do you have? It's all wrapped in paper.

B: What else did it say?

A: (crying) You are a villain, a villain or something.

This is my heart!

A: I was beaten and shouted by them.

B: (crying loudly) What goes around comes around. The world is still fair.

A: I just can't figure it out Can you eat all the sugar by yourself?

B: Nonsense, two people.

A: Who else? B: Xiaoli! ! ! ! ! ! ! !