However, this is not all about the mother-in-law. Her world is full of personality, network celebrity effect and powerful gas field. A few moves will kill you, and you will invade our two-person world many times to point out the country. If you don't follow it, you will start the mode of abstinence, which is hard to resist. Every confrontation will lose.
First of all, my mother-in-law is almost infatuated with the "Yangshengtang" program of Beijing Satellite TV. Every night at 6 o'clock, I will stay in front of the TV on time. While reading it, I took a small notebook and recorded it carefully. He also mumbles from time to time, and he is quite devoted and attentive. We will also receive a prompt call on time at this moment: attention, the Yangshengtang has started. If her mother-in-law comes to her house as a guest, it will become the second scene of Yangshengtang. My husband and I are the direct "beneficiaries" of my mother-in-law's resolute implementation of the spirit of Yangshengtang.
"Xiao Huang, don't eat fruit just after dinner. Yangshengtang said that it is not good for the stomach. "
"Mom, what's in the porridge?" "potatoes." "Ah, I heard for the first time that potatoes can cook porridge?" "Yangshengtang said that potatoes are nutritious and porridge is good for the body." ......
"This cabbage is boiled, isn't it, Mom?" "Yangshengtang says that eating less salt and oil is good for your health." "The problem is that this is a dish of boiled Chinese cabbage!"
"Why does red wine taste so strange?" "Oh, I put onions in it. Yangshengtang said that beauty beauty lowered blood pressure. " "what!" Spit it out
Yangshengtang said it!
Yangshengtang said it!
Yangshengtang said ......
Mother-in-law, you should be the spokesperson of Yangshengtang! Serve you right!
Similar examples are too numerous to mention. Over time, my husband and I are always full of guilt when eating. It seems that we are not professional enough to meet the standards of the health home required by our mother-in-law. I was thinking hard about how to crack it, and suddenly one day, I had an idea: deal with a man as he deals with you.
"Mom, I learned a trick from experts, ribs, lotus root and medlar soup, which experts said, strengthening the spleen and tonifying the kidney." "Do it today."
"Mom, remember a sweet potato and a tomato every day. Experts have said that cancer prevention. " "I'll buy it later and eat it at night."
"Mom, the experts have taught several soup recipes for conditioning the body, which are particularly good." "You wait, I'll take notes."
In this way, relying on the few health knowledge I learned on the Internet, I finally succeeded in connecting the old lady's health channel and being able to live with her. But if you want to compete with it, you need to practice for a while.
If Yangshengtang is my mother-in-law's favorite, then my mother-in-law also has a deep obsession with sheets, quilts, floral cloths and other colorful cloth that can cover. As long as you go to the supermarket and see sheets, quilts, towels and rags, you will definitely not walk and will never stop until you buy a pile. The problem is that there are at least 20 quilts piled at home, 10, and there are countless quilts, blocks, circles, etc., with unknown uses and different sizes. Exquisite and proud.
If you think your mother-in-law just likes to buy these, it's all wet. Cover everything you can see at home!
"Xiao Huang, remember to put at least three sheets on the bed, clean!"
"Xiao Huang, the sofa must be covered with sheets. Come on, let's put this on. How nice it is to be clean. " Good little fresh style, ruined into the rural style of Uncle Cundong's family.
"Huang, you floor lamp, you have to cover it with a cloth." Mom, this is a Nordic-style desk lamp, which is not suitable for covering cloth! ""what, cover it with a cloth, how clean it is! "I'll go!
Let's make up for it ourselves. This elegant and low-key lamp is covered with a piece of cloth with red flowers on a green background. What a touching picture it will be!
As a result, all the places where cloth can be covered, such as televisions, refrigerators and microwave ovens, have put on beautiful clothes, not to mention beds, sofas, chairs, dining tables and coffee tables. How can you escape? Entering our home is like entering a sea of fabrics, colorful and dazzling.
Mother-in-law, to tell the truth, are you a cloth seller? Yes-no-yes!
I'm tired, let me have a rest.
This is a photo circulated on the Internet. The netizen mother knitted a sweater for the spare tire, indicating that she was very happy. I almost cried after reading it, bosom friend
In fact, in addition to the above two points, there are many trivial things in life, such as food, clothing, housing and transportation. I can't escape the generous care of my mother-in-law. Her eyes are very sharp. When you raise your hand, throw your foot and open your mouth, you can always feel a pair of eyes watching you behind your back, ready to express your opinions at any time.
"Yellow ..."
"Son ..."
My dear mother-in-law, I beg you, will you say less?
I've heard enough from Yangshengtang!
Tired of the magical world of fabric, I am the master. Can you put away the aesthetics of the 1950s?
As for what we wear and do, we don't have to worry about it.
Grandma, please don't harass us in the name of love!
I know you love us and do good things for us. I hope we can eat healthily, dress cleanly and live comfortably. We are very grateful!
But we are not three years old. We are adults with sound personality and independent judgment. After being away from home for more than ten years, even decades, we have formed a set of our own rules of life. Right or wrong, please give us back the power of life, ok?
Children's way, let the children go by themselves. We need respect more than love. It is based on the minimum rules of the game in the adult world. Letting go is the best care for us And you, taking care of your body, is also the greatest help to us!