After reading the "black history" of these celebrities, I suspect that the Chinese teacher is lying to me?

It seems to most people

The ancient "big V" was chic and elegant.

They are in the textbook.

It's like an elf appeared.

But! Once you get to know the real them,

Can't help but sigh:

This, this, this, this is the same person.

What caused such a big contrast?

What is it, pulling them off the altar, without elves?

Poets and painters we know well.

Actually, there are two faces.

Is this moral decay or human nature distortion?

Sit still and hold on.

Next.

Reveal the secret! Have a secret that no one knows.

1, scribbled "Taiping Yu Lan" Volume 86 quoted Wang Yin's "Book of Jin": "Wang Xizhi had a pneumatic drill when he was young. Miao Yuqing heard that Wang's sons were all handsome, so she asked him to choose a husband. All the scholars are dressed up to entertain guests, and Xihe is the only one who is open-minded and eats cakes. "

2, addicted to sucking geese According to the "Biography of Wang Jinshu Xi", "A goose with good sex must have a lonely goose, and the sound is good, so the city can't get it, so take the life of a new friend and watch it. As soon as I heard that Xi was coming, I cooked for it and regretted it for a long time. "

1, the founder of the pastoral school, "Return to the Garden Part III": beans are planted at the foot of Nanshan, the grass is full of beans, and the seedlings are sparse.

2. Playing the harpsichord Xiao Tong's Biography of Tao Yuanming: Tao Yuanming did not know the melody, but kept a harpsichord. Every wine is suitable, and you need to caress it to express your feelings.

3, the famous alcoholic "Biography of Mr. 56": Alcoholic, poor family can never get it. I know when I am old, but I still buy wine. If you drink, you will get drunk. Since I retired drunk, I have not hesitated to stay.

1. Family reasons Li Bai's father was a businessman and a sinner in his last life. Li Bai's father fled to Sichuan for refuge, revenge and official business. According to the regulations of the Tang Dynasty, Li Bai was not allowed to take the imperial examination.

2. Li Bai was relegated to be a friend of the official during the Hanlin period, which made him unconsciously involved in the hidden nepotism dispute, which directly led to the result of being refunded.

Wang Heibai and Wang Wei are from the same dynasty. They have the same friends, but they have never had any communication. There are different opinions on the reasons, one is because of personality, the other is because of faith, and there are some opinions that scholars despise each other.

These 1 and 15 poems are respectively: giving Li Bai (two-year guest appearance), giving Li Bai (Qiu Lai's care), living in seclusion with Li Xun, cherishing Li Bai in Song and Winter, remembering Li Bai in Spring, sending Confucius Chao Fu to the south of the Yangtze River to thank the sick, and giving Li Bai.

2, Du Fu fell off the horse Du Fu's "The meaning of drunkenness is not in the wine, and the ministers look at the wine": When riding a horse, I suddenly remember my youth, my hooves are scattered, and I fell into the pond stone.

3. Refuting the theory of health care Du Fu's "The meaning of drunkenness is not in the horse, and the princes look at the wine": Why ask, I can't see that Ji Kang was killed.

1. In the first year of the Qing Dynasty (82 1), Bai Juyi, who was 50 years old, finally returned to Chang 'an, where he served as a doctor for official residence and part-time, and later served as a Chinese scholar (in the fifth grade). He finally bought a house in the Qing Dynasty, located in Xinchang Square.

2. The Song of Eternal Sorrow in single dog was written in the first year of Yuanhe in Tang Xianzong (806), when Bai Juyi was 35 years old. In 808, at the age of 37, he married Yang.

3. Criticize the Emperor's History as a Mirror for 238 years. When Bai Juyi was left to clean up, he repeatedly accused Xian Zong of "Your Majesty was wrong" in public, which made Xian Zong angry but helpless.

1, don't wash your face "Biography of An Shi of Wang Songshi": "If you are not good at sex, you will be frugal, or you will not wash your clothes or wash your face."

2, eating bait Zhonghua Book Company "The Story of a Celebrity: Wang Anshi, the Prime Minister of Eccentric Talents"

3. Riding a donkey to go shopping Selected Works of China Loose-leaf, No.7, 2007, first edition.

1. Sick Eating Meat Su Shi's Zi Zhan Suffers from Pink Eye: I am my son's mouth, and he is his son's eye. How thick is he and how thin am I? It is impossible to waste my food because of another disease.

2, eat meat chanting "chanting post": Dongpo meat chanting, or cloud: "No chanting." Edgar Allan Poe gargled with water, or a cloud said, "How can you gargle with water?" Bo Yun: "shameless, you will get it!" "

3. Constellation black sushi "Retirement is full of slander": I know that grinding scorpions is a palace, and servants grind scorpions for their lives, and they have gained many reputations all their lives, almost suffering from the same disease.

4. Laughing thief Su Shi's "Gentleman on the Beam": Recently, many thieves entered my room for two nights. I nearly protected Wang Wei's burial and got a thousand seals, which have been slightly scattered; The gentleman on this beam should be ignorant.

1, laundry downgrades "Mo Hanzhi" and "Chicken Rib" are recorded.

2. Choosing a son-in-law's "Autumn Rain II": "It's really my husband's son-in-law."

3, Hang Huang inkstone He Qiao "Chun Zhu Moon Hee": called wasting money called big screen, refers to the inkstone between imperial cases, and ordered it to be used. After the book was finished, he knelt down with an inkstone and asked the cloud, "This inkstone has received official influence, so it is rare to return." -Song Huizong helpless, give it. Mi Fei danced, held inkstone and inked his sleeve robe. Song Huizong said, "Dot deserves its reputation."

1, dreaming of traveling from the army to the land, "Thoughts on Watching the Great Customs Clearance": "Get on the horse and attack the crazy Hu, dismount the grass army book."

2. The essence of cat slave: "Get a cat in a nearby village and take a play called Cher as a poem" and "Give a pink nose"

3. Write a poem for a cat. Both poems are from 1 1 the storm on the 4th of April (* * * two poems).

4. The contradiction between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law Lu You married her aunt Tang in her early years, and the husband and wife reconciled, but Lu You's mother didn't like this daughter-in-law, intervened in every way, and finally divorced.

1, without financial talents, "Biography of Mr. Jin Shengtan" Qing Liao Yan

2, the original sentence of madness: since ancient times, I have been the only one, and I am the only one.

3. Temptation Theory "Biography of 700 Celebrities in Qing Dynasty": The topic is: If you are 40 years old, imagine meeting a certain scene, are you still tempted? He wrote 39 words "move".

4, extremely optimistic "Qing barnyard grass banknotes": "Look at the words and be big, sauerkraut and soybeans eat together, including walnut flavor. I had no regrets when this law was passed. "

How's it going?

Has the original world outlook been impacted?

Can't help but sigh:

You are such a Wang Anan stone/Li Bai/Su Shi. ...

The reason why they exposed their "grounding gas" side.

I really don't want to see their reputation ruined.

But let more children find out:

It turned out that it was not the coldness in the textbook.

They are also flesh and blood;

Make a mistake, make a fool of yourself, lose face.

Still amiable and respectable

Even a little cute.