Emperor Xianfeng copied two paragraphs from the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, aiming at his father's lack of brains to win. So, when he faced the challenge of Hong Xiuquan of the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom, what tricks did he have? The history book says: Xianfeng has nothing to do, but Hong Xiuquan has infinite wonderful hands. In fact, Aisingiorro's family always suspected that Xianfeng owed Hong Xiuquan in his last life, so Hong Xiuquan came to collect debts in this life ... The literati and Taiping Army have always been together. The most amazing thing is that the literati was born in Jifutang, and the plaque of Hong Fan Five Blessingg hung on the class. So it is strange that the director said that Hongfutang is a harbinger of the Hong family. Wenzong Fang acceded to the throne, and Hong started his army in Jintian, Xianfeng changed to Yuan, and Hong also built the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom. And Wenzong collapsed and Hong died, so the recovery of Jiangnan was wonderful. Born in the Hong family, it is difficult to be literate. However, it is impossible to quell the chaos without the knowledge of literate Sect. At that time, foreign troubles were at home, and Jun Hong even occupied more than a dozen provinces. Britain and France joined forces, and the north and south were worrying. Literati chose people without hesitation, made a decisive decision, suffered many dangers and died in danger. And Zhu Pi's hand is touched, especially out of reach. Take a year off, and Zhongxing issued a statement. Then there was a hidden danger. It is also said that when literate Sect was dying, he was worried about the military two weeks later. The emperor said: Chaos is peace. That's not my concern. The listener is startled, but he doesn't know the foresight. This is recorded in the book Lost in the Four Dynasties. According to the book, Emperor Xianfeng and Hong Xiuquan of the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom were predestined:

First, Emperor Xianfeng was born in Gifu Hall. When he was born, a plaque of Hong Fan Five Blessingg hung in the hall. There is a red word here, so this plaque is a harbinger of their affinity.

Second, when Xianfeng ascended the throne, it was the time when Hong Xiuquan was engaged in * * * in Jintian, Guangxi. Xianfeng changed his title, and Hong Xiuquan got a Taiping Heavenly Kingdom.

Third, Xianfeng reigned for eleven years and died. Hong Xiuquan is also the king of eleven years. After Xianfeng's death, he also died eagerly ... Isn't this fate?

Fourth, before Emperor Xianfeng died, Empress Ci 'an and Empress Dowager Cixi were worried about the war in the south of the Yangtze River, but Xianfeng shook his head and said, ... It doesn't matter, when I die ... Sure enough, this guy died with his front foot, and Zeng Guofan's back foot completely wiped out the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom. In a word, there seems to be some magical tacit understanding between Xianfeng and Hong Xiuquan of the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom. Then Hong Xiuquan obviously came to play Xianfeng. When Xianfeng was called by the Lord and his soul returned to bliss, Hong Xiuquan would not stay on earth. ...

Evidence: In the fourth year of Xianfeng, Guangdong thieves occupied Yangzhou, and the generals besieged it, so the thieves could not get off. Is to ask to fill the lake. Emperor Wenzong replied impressively: Yangzhou is not allowed to braid, which will not hurt our people. Sages love the people deeply, as vast as heaven and earth. It is worthwhile to play with your works for ten years. This is a story in Notes on Leisure Zhai, which is described in a strange way. The story says that Hong Xiuquan's Taiping Heavenly Kingdom, lying in Yangzhou, refused to move, and the Qing soldiers struggled to attack, but they still couldn't beat it. So the military leaders asked Emperor Xianfeng for instructions: Your Majesty, let's drown Yangzhou with water and drown those who don't know the truth ... Emperor Xianfeng cried and said: Which one in Yangzhou was not born to my father and mother? You can stand such a harmful idea ... let's just say that I would rather not have Yangzhou than allow you to hurt my people ... but how can a monarch throw a young girl off the swing and die alive? Xianfeng didn't take Yangzhou just because he knew that it didn't matter whether he and Hong Xiuquan could win Yangzhou in this game. So what's important? Patented invention!

When Emperor Xianfeng was driven to Jehol by the British and French devils, he improved and invented the girl's ribbed crotch pants: in the last years of Wenzong, the riots in Shanhaiguan were regarded as irreversible, and it was a plan to capture Mulan in the west and return to the west in a hurry. Commit suicide, in order to die, so close to the official, not bad pants, open crotch, the famous shuttle back crotch can be lucky at any time. After that, the shortage was very serious, and I took a prescription in Japan to stimulate my desire. It's just that when * * * is afraid of cold, especially in winter, a special object is made in the tight clothes to keep it warm. It's made of mink and attacked with yellow silk velvet and buckle belt to help it, and it's made by the Ministry of Internal Affairs. There is a Manchu court and a tin court. Tongzhi became a general at the beginning, guarding sergeant Bei Niu. He started as a civil servant in the Ministry of Internal Affairs and was treated as such. This story tells the story of a Manchu cadre, Xi Yuan Ting, who took part in the battle to destroy the northern Nian army. After demobilization, I worked in the Ministry of Internal Affairs, and my main responsibility was to provide clothes for the Xianfeng family. According to Xiyuanting, the clothes sent to the palace were all open-backed pants, which were worn by imperial secretary for the convenience of Xianfeng's luck at any time and place ... But Xianfeng didn't know how to keep in good health, and his luck was excessive, which led to * * * cold and cold, so he had to use mink velvet again, specially sewing a condom and putting it on Xianfeng. ...

Some historians claim that the Qing Dynasty made ten contributions to human civilization ... I don't know what kind of contribution can be made by these open-backed pants invented by Xianfeng ... No matter how you look at it, you can find one thing: Xianfeng seems reluctant to play games with Hong Xiuquan, preferring to play with girls.