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Classic lines of Wang Zijian talk show after 80s tonight.
1. Every day from 7: 00 to 7: 30, I squat in the public toilet. Why are you leaving now? At that time, our TV seemed to be infected with a virus, so we couldn't change the channel at this time.

2. There is also the death penalty, and many people don't pay their lives. You canceled now? Will I go out again?

I heard that Li Zhuang was released. One day I'll have to ask him how to release it. I've been very busy.

4. I'm here. What else can happen at home?

5. There is no immortal paladin.

6. Throughout the ages, everyone loves to be a civil servant. In ancient times, it was relatively simple. Cut it with one knife.

7. Crosstalk can be divided into disc version and gun version. This is a gun version because we have laughter here.

8. As soon as I speak online, I always use three words, sensitive words and sensitive words. It is said that the invention of the Martian language after 1990 destroyed the traditional culture, and now it is used to save the country.

9. Let's talk about the significance of Lu Xun. In fact, people just want to earn some money to eat noodles.

10, the party? Zhang Boxin: This performance is over! ) unstoppable `?

1 1, don't believe in rumors, don't spread rumors? (long pause) spin a yarn

12. Now all girls in their twenties marry old men in their forties and fifties. What should we do? We will wait until we are 40 or 50 years old before marrying people in their twenties.

13, awesome.

14, in the United States, who annoys me, who I hit, who annoys me, who I scold? We strongly protest? I still don't know where your protest hurt.

15. For the sake of China, house prices will rise for another hundred years. International oil prices may fluctuate; Turbulence will increase prices; ? (Oil price) Do it if conditions permit, and do it if conditions are not created.

16, when will Julian Waghann retreat to Taiwan Province province? An ace teacher retired to Taiwan Province Province.

17, Gaddafi is studying coup in Taiwan Province province, and he has an old friend named Saddam Hussein. People in Taiwan Province Province told them how to get there, and they wrote down all the money.

18, didn't starve to death for six years, and didn't hit the professor; The walls of Beijing have not been torn down.

19, (Gaddafi) people didn't do anything wrong or hit students.

20. Is the French President stupid and polite? We ordinary people can't even go to Carrefour ? You said those French brands, Chanel and so on, were all made in Dongguan.

2 1. Why do Russians like to do business with us? Because there are people from the northeast, they don't like to bargain. If they do business with Wenzhou people, can Jews pay the bill? Wenzhou people are the pride of China.

22. The tax on American oil prices is 6%. we? Only 42%.

23. The people have no special requirements. We just want to live like employees of state-owned enterprises.

Don't be so generous with my money.

25. There is a man who wants to raise his salary. What's his name? Medical ... home page ... Xin?

26. New China? Abolished all unequal treaties except the Soviet Union.

I'm in favor of equality between men and women? Why do I have to do so much work alone?

28. Another aftershock occurred in Japan. This time, there were no casualties. What does this mean? This shows that the sequel is just not as good as the first episode.

29. Just fallen, no, just liberated?