A Kenyan woman sold her husband to San Xiao for 1.20 yuan to buy new clothes for the New Year.

The wife changed the lubricant to super glue, and the husband was taken to the hospital with San Xiao after making love.

Americans suspect that the nose strip of the mask is a 5G antenna.

The man stole 40 Mercedes-Benz signs by the roadside because he wanted to build a silver bracelet. The police told me it was stainless steel.

The old man in Shanghai insisted on taking the jade seal to Henan for identification. Policeman: It also says "Serve the people".

Passengers who are too hot to fly directly open the escape door of the engine room and walk alone on the wing.

A man in Wuxi was on the scene of a car accident, and the traffic police dissuaded him. The man claimed: I know my own life. The next second, I was hit by a car.

In order to gain the appreciation of the leaders, two men in Guangxi dug graves many times and stole the bones of the leaders' ancestral graves.

A man in Beijing was drinking to find a driver, but he didn't expect to be drunk driving.

A man in Shandong Province tried to stun the homeowner with a knife in a burglary movie, but he woke the homeowner.

A man in Shenyang is addicted to calling 1 10 because of his beautiful voice. He called the police 38 times in an hour and a half.

A man in Guangxi stole a mobile phone that was being broadcast live and committed a crime live.

A woman in Chengdu walked into the traffic police hall and asked the staff how to sell points.

A man in Ningxia broke into the house, stayed for three hours, scrambled 15 eggs, drank the wine hidden by his master, and conveniently tore up his children's summer homework.

Hubei man suspected that his girlfriend nagged and pretended to jump into the river, but actually swam home to watch TV.

The man stole more than 30 couriers to play as blind boxes: nothing valuable.

The house was on fire, and the young man lay quietly under the bed. I have no choice but to sleep.

The escaped prisoner remembered his parents' snacks, stole back to his hometown and was arrested, asking for another bite.

A man wearing a Kamen Rider hood was stopped because he couldn't show his health code, and he couldn't take off his helmet, which almost caused heatstroke.

After the man stole the mobile phone, he watched the police handle the case and found that the police were looking for it.

The female police station cried and was cheated of a huge sum of money 15 yuan. Found that the video website automatically renewed.

The thief was caught stealing in the hospital because he didn't take a bath for ten days and it stinks.

The woman committed suicide by jumping into the river because she could swim in the river while crying.

The old man suspected that Qian had a virus and heated it in a microwave oven. More than 3000 yuan in cash, beyond recognition.

The owner reported that four pieces of glass were stolen. When the police pressed the switch, they found that the glass was slowly rising.

The man escaped after being arrested for possession of drugs and lost a lottery ticket. The police scratched the prize 100 USD.

A man in Shandong took three beautiful women to dinner, was jealous and beaten, and his hair was smashed a lot.

The man stole 30 pounds of sausage and told the police that he regretted it. The reason is that sausages taste terrible.

The signboard of Guangxi Public Security Department was stolen. Thief: I thought it was made of gold.

A young man in Germany insisted on drinking urine for three years, saying that urine is an "energy drink" and will not get sick after drinking it.

A man lived with his lover for two years and took away 6.5438+0.5 million yuan, all of which was given to his wife.

Tower crane workers defecated in the air, and three people were compensated for 4320 yuan when they accidentally fell.

The 50-year-old father proposed to his daughter's ex-boyfriend and succeeded in getting true love.

A man in Anhui suspected that he stayed in school for a short time last time and didn't learn sewing skills. He stole it again and asked for a heavy sentence to go back to study technology.

When a thief commits a crime, he carries the criminal law with him. Thief: I hope to use it when I am caught.

The man accidentally fell into the water and couldn't swim, but because there were too many people on the shore, he was embarrassed to ask for help and floated on the lake for two days.

Nanjing women used flight delays to defraud 3 million yuan, and estimated that the delay was nearly 900 times.

Woman Hua 18.8 yuan bought a fake LV in Pinduoduo, but failed to negotiate with the platform and wanted to jump off the building.

A 52-year-old man in Jiangsu province fled for 30 years and found himself making a mistake after surrendering himself.