The classic paragraph of the classic article 1 in WeChat circle of friends. I am ugly, but I am gentle. You are gentle, but you are ugly.
2. It is best to be single if you want to mix rivers and lakes.
You can't know whether a person or a watermelon is good or bad without knocking a few times.
4. Bad guys need strength, scum needs taste.
It is impossible to steal happiness, but there is a little hope to steal fat.
6. Be crazy once in your life, whether it's for a person, a relationship, a journey or a dream.
7. I pinned Konka's TV remote control on my waistband and pretended to buy a new Nokia mobile phone.
8. Explanation is cover-up, cover-up is dishonesty, and dishonesty is untidiness!
9. After knowing you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.
10. Who hasn't died since ancient times?
1 1. Cheap is also an art. Let's do this art well together!
12. I am not a bone. I can't let every dog run after me.
13. The tragedy of life is that I worked hard all night for a beautiful dream with fragrant content, but I woke up the next morning and couldn't remember it at all!
14. mess with me again and I'll beat you into a cloud with Tianma meteor fist.
15. The mountain is not high, and there are trees to be spiritual; Handsome and rich when people are not around.
16. Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.
17. Some people choose to be friends because it is too important, because friends will always go further than lovers.
18. People are gaining weight every day. By the age of 18, Kun's meat is yellow and thick. As proof, I am willing to exchange my kilograms of meat for the good weather in China this year!
19. I prefer children to the process of making children!
20. The crisis of children and grandchildren on impulse!
2 1. Dude, please forgive me. You blocked my cell phone signal.
I envy you having such a successful father at such a young age.
23. Oh, are you too busy to go to the bathroom by yourself?
24. Your stupidity is always so creative.
25. Sadness is that when you want to do anything, you only have a knife.
26. Only the fakes are real, and everything else is fake!
27. Life is simple. Life is easy. Life is not easy.
28. Rogues are not terrible, but they are afraid of being educated.
29. What do you do during sex and who you mate with.
30. who was I before I was born Who was I after I was born?
3 1. When a beautiful woman leaves without hugging her body, she often makes a pervert cry.
I don't care that you have money, I only care that you have money.
33. Beauty constipation has nothing to do with ordinary people. Although it hurts a little, it is also the voice of others.
34. No matter how perfect the figure is, it is also a teasing material in the eyes of people who don't love her.
35. A small tree can't grow without pruning; Children can't grow up without pruning.
36. Long-term accumulation may lead to an outbreak; And a long-term outbreak may lead to collapse.
37. Respect the superior, bully the inferior, and hide from the peers.
38. Confucius said that a threesome must have my wife. Choose a beautiful one to marry.
39. I once turned to smile and was fascinated by the teacher.
40. There are girls who don't bubble; If you meet a girl, you will have sex for heaven.
Selected classic paragraphs of WeChat friends circle 1. I will boil the cold water you poured on me, and I will pour it back on you.
A man can't get used to being an asshole. Women are favored, and the more favored they are, the more balls they have.
Don't be rash when you are young, but what can you say when you are old?
I don't want to know that you are ill, so don't act so obvious.
Businessmen hate prostitutes and don't know about extramarital affairs.
6. Take two dollars and five million!
7. I really want to call your grandfather in person: Dad!
I think I would like it if the morning came later.
I can't give you happiness, but I can comfort you!
10. Life is so fucking interesting, because life always fucking plays with me.
The classic paragraph of WeChat friends circle was shortened to 1. It's easier to die for one person than to live for one.
2. A woman's real unrequited love is to ignore you at all.
3. The law of life is: a dark heart can never support a bright smile; Law of love: Lovers will never get eternal love.
4. Many men have a wrong idea: a man's career is for his family and lover. No! A person's career is for himself.
If we suspect that a person is lying, we should pretend to believe him, because he will become more and more brave and confident, and lie more boldly, and eventually uncover his mask.
6. Find a good friend, find a good weather, find a tree full of fruits and shake down some sweet fruits. Find a quiet corner and share each other's boring life. Wait for the breeze to blow gently and watch the white clouds disperse quietly.
7. Learn to hide what you can't get and give up what you can't touch. Only when you understand peace can you understand life. Calm takes time and practice to accumulate and purify, which is a kind of clearing the clouds and seeing the sun suddenly! Take fewer detours and you will miss the scenery. Anyway, thank you for your experience. The theme of life is to face complexity and stay happy; The present thing is the present heart, and it is possible to follow the fate; Future, future heart, why bother.
8. Just chatting in a group is despised, saying that our graphic design application template has no technical content. I was angry at that time and asked him: which slapping postures of yours were created by yourself?
9. "Have you ever experienced or heard of state-owned enterprises doing false sales? Awkward. That is, the goods originally sold by A to B are now inserted with C, A is sold to C, and C is sold to B, so that the company will have a performance! The sorrow of China's economy! "
10. Wholehearted efforts can move you, but not necessarily. The companionship of getting along day and night may produce feelings, but not necessarily love. Don't lose yourself to love.
1 1. If you have rich emotions, you will be complicated, contradictory and sensitive, and your injury will be deeper. Then I went to seek simplicity and found that it was no longer simple.
12. A glass of wine, how many people's tears have been drunk, and how many sad memories have been drunk. In fact, what you drink is not wine, but someone's indifference. You are drinking tears, not emotions.
13. If a woman wants to run a man, she must first touch him. To touch him, she must first make him feel guilty.
14. Everyone wants a perfect partner, but they can't see their own problems.
15. Leave your heart to someone who cares about you. Please save your heart for those who care about you!
16. Father: Son, don't let her know football like you in the future. ? Son:? Why? Father:? Once your mother asked me if I liked Totti, and I said I did. As a result, your mother's fingerprints have not been left on our mop for more than 20 years. ?
17. I was walking on the road when suddenly a child shot at me with a toy gun. Seeing that he was so naive, I pretended to be shot. The more he plays, the happier I am. Suddenly he stopped and turned to his mother and said, Mom, this fool is really interesting. . ?
18. failed geography? Normal! How can you not know the way home? Failed politics? Normal! China has a population of1300 million. Is it your turn to be president? Fail physics? Normal! Do you have to calculate the air resistance when jumping off a building? Fail English? Normal! We are all from China. Fail Chinese? Normal! Do you swear by rhetoric? Fail math? Normal! Do you need functions when shopping?
19. I told my mother about the new marriage law. My mother said:? Women who scold the new marriage law are incompetent women, and men who praise the new marriage law are men who are ready for divorce. A serious family doesn't need marriage law.
20. You passed by my barbarism and panic, affectation and desolation. Don, you are the container of those ugly years. You are no longer a simple feeling for me. You are a candy in my mouth, but a grain of sand in my eyes. Your tenderness is my first gift and my last love.
2 1. I just listened to a program that makes people choose. What are you going to do if you have a time machine? I will definitely go to the Qing Dynasty with my notebook on my back to show a love action movie to Dad Mao so that he can pat Mao on the wall.
22. The female leader came home at night and was suddenly boarded by two men. A man threatened: be honest and rob sex. ? The female leader laughed and scolded:? His father, so happy and nervous, scared me to death. I thought I was detained! ?
23. Whether anyone loves us now or not, we should try to be a lovely person. Don't blame anyone, don't laugh at anyone, don't envy anyone, run in the sun, dream your own dreams and go your own way.
24. The person who really cares about you is very picky when nothing happens, and will hold your hand and say nothing when something happens. Supervise you in prosperity and support you in adversity. It is enough to have three or two people in life.
Life can't be as good as you think, but it can't be as bad as you think. I think people's fragility and strength are beyond imagination. Sometimes, I may be too fragile to burst into tears at a word, and sometimes I find myself gritting my teeth and walking a long way.
26. When a society rushes forward, it can't ignore the people you knocked down just because it wants to rush forward.
27. If you have more than one hundred fans, you are like a local magazine; More than a thousand, you are the bulletin board; More than 10 thousand, you are like a magazine; /kloc-more than 0/00000, you are a metropolis daily; More than one million, you are the national newspaper; More than 10 million, you are a TV station, more than 100 million, you are CCTV.
28. Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My character comes from who I am and my attitude depends on who you are.
29. When we were young, our city was like a suburb with a brisk pace. At that time, the sky was blue, the heart was wide, and when we grew up, our existence was like dust, and our distance was pulled apart.
30. When you are in love, you need to be sincere; When there is controversy, communication is needed; When you are angry, you need to be calm; When you are happy, you need to share; When you are blaming, you need tolerance; There are no perfect two people, only two hearts that contain each other.