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What's the line of the sketch "One Wave and Three Folds"?
The lines of the sketch "One Wave and Three Folds" are as follows:

Jia Ling: Xu, is she really annoying me, or is she too big and crazy?

Xu Juncong: Judging from the current situation, neither situation can be ruled out.

Jia Ling: Xu, I can't do it. Help me sit down quickly.

Xu Juncong: No, no charge. We just pinch beer with our bare hands.

Jia Ling: That may be a sharp turn, Lao Xu. In this case, I can't count on this girl. I have to point fingers at these brothers in our group in the future. Don't tell them my illness yet.

Xu Juncong: I feel I have to tell you.

Jia Ling: Why?

Xu Juncong: I have told you everything.

Jia Ling: I'm coming.

Tavi: Hang in there, big sister.

Jia Ling: I know everything.

Liu Honglu: Your life is wonderful.

Sun: You said it was fine this morning, and suddenly it happened.

Jia Ling: Lao Sun.

Sun: Hey.

Jia Ling: No, you should answer the phone first.

Sun: OK. (Telephone) Hey, it's confirmed, right, right, right. Lao Liu, he said he would help us get a car. It's bread

Jia Ling: I gave it to Dehua. I called you here today to warn you not to follow my old path.

Qiu: Don't worry. When I went for a physical examination, we followed. The doctor told us that the three of us were too fat.

Jia Ling: You need a doctor to tell you whether you are fat or not. This is obvious to the naked eye. Lao Sun, I have examined all the minor physical problems for you. Lao Zhang, black sesame can grow black hair if you eat too much.

Hey.

Jia Ling: Eating more protein can make you grow muscles.

Tavi: Yeah.

Jia Ling: Lao Lu.

Liu Honglu: Hmm.

Jia Ling: Nothing grows up.

Zhang: Mom.

Yu Bu: Auntie.

Zhang: Mom, we just married a couple and found there was a misunderstanding. Do you think you are ill?

Jia Ling: What do you mean?

Yu Bu: Auntie, you are not sick.

Zhang: Yes, we lied to you. It's about our relationship. There is nothing wrong with you.

Jia Ling: Can it be called death (of course)? No, a person can't shake it three times a day.

Yu Bu: Auntie, trust me. As a doctor, I can assure you that your physical examination report is true and healthy, and all the indicators are very normal. Let me tell you another good news. Your physical function is only 60 years old.

Jia Ling: Really.

Yu Bu: Really.

Jia Ling: But I'm only 57.

Yu Bu: So you should pay more attention to maintenance.

Jia Ling: Gee, after today's twists and turns, I have a long memory, and I will never trust those health articles on the Internet again.

Yu Bu: Aunt, this is a very good point. The best way to prevent diseases is to strengthen exercise and strengthen physical fitness. Besides, we must have regular physical examinations. The formation of any major disease takes time. As long as it is found and treated early, a serious illness will turn into a minor illness.

Jia Ling: Well said! Now that medical care is progressing, so should our old people's thinking.

Everyone: Well said.

Xu Juncong: Head Jia.

Jia Ling: Ah.

Xu Juncong: Listen, we're all scared. We have been tossing and turning for a long time. Tell me how to make it up to us guys

Jia Ling: Well, it is too late today. Tomorrow is the first day of New Year's Day. Later, I will send a circle of friends to invite friends to the cinema.

Everyone: OK, great.

Creation background

The phenomenon that the elderly don't like physical examination is widespread in real life. The screenwriter might as well discuss with Jia Ling and create a sketch about the elderly who don't like physical examination. I hope that through this sketch, I can remind the elderly who don't like physical examination, let them pay attention to their physical condition and go to the hospital for physical examination regularly.

Because the sketch is about the old people, Jia Ling discussed with the writers what the old ladies in the south are like, what the old ladies in the north are like, and what the old ladies with some official positions are like.