Sitting on the toilet, the bombs that are often thrown splash your ass. Which expert has mastered the water mist fire extinguishing technology and recently taught my brother?
-Super sexy release date: March 4, 2003 at 23: 14: 1
Reply [1]: This is simple. You can't splash a piece of toilet paper before defecation!
Rajilan
Reply [2]: Spam post
-Kevin 6 17
Reply [3]: Lou pig is the most pig-headed pig in the world! I can't do such a simple thing!
- lmyuan
Reply [4]: It's too BT.
- wolf3d
Reply [5]: Nothing.
-Machu Picchu
Reply [6]: Just don't pull, or clamp the stool into small pieces with sphincter, and there will be no splash.
-kronos
Reply [7]: Look for patterns from food categories ~
cello
Reply [8]: It won't work to stuff corn into your PY.
- zlf2003
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- wolf3d
Reply [10]: Put the stool aside and squat high.
-Walking fish
Reply [11]: What happened when BB was disconnected?
Quickly lift pp
Then sit down
In ascension ...
sit down
lift ...
After you have experience, you can also weigh it according to the length of bb.
Estimate the height and angle of pp lifting.
You are practicing, just pull a lesbian every day.
Totti mop the floor
Reply [12]: I forgot to add it.
The most convenient thing is to let the bottom of bb come into direct contact with water. ...
Let bb dive quietly into the water,
Just like peeling an apple.
Totti mop the floor
Reply [13]: Pull forked DB.
It will destroy itself.
-Chang Fei pills.
Reply [14]: Agreed to the 2nd floor.
- GP02
Reply [15]: Landlord, you won't catch it with your hands first and then gently put it into the water, will you?
Qinzhu
Reply [16]: It's actually very simple. The landlord is not in his squatting position, and he will put PG back when he defecates.
Stretch your face a little longer, then the stool will fall on the ground behind the squatting posture, and there is no danger of splashing water. If the landlord has a strong sense of responsibility,
After defecation, you can push the poop pulled outside into the toilet with your fingers.
Di Zi
Reply [17]: toilet paper, not fingers.
Di Zi
Reply [18]: Down! ! ! ! !
Really BT!
I am eating Guilin rice noodles!
You pay!
David DJ
Reply [19]: There is a certain potential!
-Kuzen
Reply [20]: Just don't let the poop break.
- led77757
Reply [2 1]: Just lower the toilet water level. The specific method is to open the toilet tank.
- my4s6n
Reply [22]: Throw some toilet paper into the toilet first. It definitely works! !
-Goddess of Sunshine
Reply [23]: Sign your name quickly. Judge at the Court of Cassation
-wandering the world of mortals
Reply [24]: absolutely amazing, laughing me to death! !
- wwqwwq
Reply [25]: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
-wandering the world of mortals
Reply [26]: hugging pigs is absolutely BT
- BBHOM
Reply [27]: Lou 1 1, 13, 15, 16, I said you are excellent enough.
Pour!
-big bubble gum
Reply [28]: Shit, my water-saving toilet won't splash water!
-Jun ..
Reply [29]: Let's look at the landlord's question again. It seems that there should be several referees next to him, holding up signs to score.
-big bubble gum
Reply [30]: I heard from my colleague that the liquid in the toilet of a star-rated hotel is very sticky. I don't know what it is, but I have to solve it anyway.
Except for the pain of the landlord. . .
I used to throw a lot of toilet paper at the bottom of the temple. . .
-Let God have sex.
Reply [3 1]: Why does it suddenly smell like a toilet when I open this post?
-God is a dog
Reply [32]: I have stayed in many five-star and super-five-star hotels and have never seen anything sticky in the urinal.
The method of throwing toilet paper into the toilet was unexpected to me. That's brilliant. That's brilliant. I won't have to shit anymore.
Outside the urinal.
Don't scold the landlord, he raised a very important question, which concerns our health. It is recommended to set it as an essence post.
Di Zi
Reply [33]: I can't help laughing.
-The Road to Silence
Reply [34]: pervert
-I blow, I blow, I blow, I blow
Reply [35]: Fu Liang Mingxia is an expert. The landlord can ask her.
- mwei 1
Reply [36]: Pay attention to anal mechanics. . The angle must be vertical. But also to ensure that the object falls gently with the minimum amount of addition.
Speed 9.8. No gas shall be generated during shipment. . Otherwise, the effect will be affected.
-Toradino
Reply [37]: Sit down and let bb enter the water from the shore, just like a newly built ship.
-Big monster
Reply [38]: Lou pig only needs to do all the wicked things, and to be a person without P eyes, he doesn't have to shit! won't.
This question bothers me!
Modified on March 5, 2003 at 9: 4 1: 03.
-Pizza.
Reply [39]: It means that your toilet is not ergonomic! ~ A good toilet won't splash water!
- tiger_q
Reply [40]: Master! ! !
-Charleson
Reply [4 1]: Why not pull?
- koji9 12cn
Reply [42]: Shit.
-Don't give up on monks.
Reply [43]:
My toilet is not cheap, and the American standard is also spilt!
-Superbird
Reply [44]: Too fierce! Such a post!
-Sydney
Reply [45]: Potential posts, favorites
-Sleep
Reply [46]: It hasn't become a junk post yet? Sit down first.
-Coral reefs
Reply [47]: If you defecate in your pants, the spilled water will not stain your ass, but you should wash your pants after defecation.
mayflower
Reply [48]: Pick it up by hand and throw it in the toilet.
-Xavier
Reply [49]: You can set a net in mid-air and filter it.
-running away is very handsome.
Reply [50]: No matter
Vertical splash of water
or
Water splashed everywhere.
Recommend boys and girls.
paper cloth
- bjyongyong
Reply [5 1]: I finally found the most BT post in POP.
-Stahbs
Reply [52]: Pulling out a Fu Mingxia with py can suppress the splash!
-Call me dragon five.
Reply [53]: A good toilet won't spill. Mine won't splash water. But I'm still used to putting it in a piece of paper that is mainly used for wiping.
Check the water droplets around the toilet.
- hustco2
Reply [54]: One of the functions of the anus is to clamp off the stool. . .
I won't talk about other functions, lest everyone call me BT. . .
-Let God have sex.
Reply [55]: I have a stomachache.
-Blue Sky 79
Reply [56]: Landlord .. Thanks to your idea. ...
secret
Reply [57]: Strong! ! ! Nothing to say! You can ask Fu Mingxia this question.
-What a big hole
Reply [58]: A depth charge!
-Letter of credit
Reply [59]: I laughed to death.
-Very similar.
Reply [60]: Throw a piece of toilet paper before defecation? This method is not suitable because the first bomb went down and the toilet paper sank.
What about the second bombing? At this time, the water level rises and the spray is more difficult to press. Besides, it's already extremely cool at this time, although it is again
Do you want to put another piece of toilet paper?
Please continue the discussion downstairs!
-Sans
Reply [6 1]: Throw a little more and it won't sink. Or throw balloons?
- hustco2
Reply [62]: .....................
Tarasha
Reply [63]: 60th floor, then throw toilet paper while pulling BB ~
Modified on March 5, 2003 12: 27: 1 1
-Gravity impact
Reply [64]: Pull a big one. It's as big as a horse tong. Why can't you get up gradually?
—— Yu Wen Lin 'an
Reply [65]: For strong posts, be sure to leave your name ~ ~ ~
-William Sheen
Reply [66]: disgusting!
- capsicom
Reply [67]: Stand on it, as long as your S is not huge.
Basically solved the problem.
- foxmulder93 1 17
Reply [68]: If you sit on this wall, you can go to BB and walk through the toilet wall.
Did you fall into the water?
- Nick 1 1 1
Reply [69]: Passing by
- ccsdf
Reply [70]: Salute to the landlord, the strongest post I have ever seen! !
-Jacob
Reply [7 1]: The fundamental way is to change the squatting posture instead of going to the toilet, which is more comfortable.
- Temjin
Reply [72]: Post strongly and leave your name.
- lythq
Reply [73]: It's actually an old post of mop. ...
On bt or mop
Totti mop the floor
Reply [74]: 60th floor, right. It is not feasible to let go of the paper. . Just pull the poop above the toilet level, right?
- lythq
Reply [75]: Ask Fu Liang Mingxia immediately.
-Know the distance.
Reply [76]: Change the toilet!
Elf fish
Reply [77]: Dip your ass in water and come again!
-Cappuccino hydrate
Reply [78]: Du Qiang. ....
- drh
Reply [79]: Spam posts
-Whitehorse
Reply [80]: Eat chicken feet, so as to suppress the splash ~
It is best to eat chicken wings and glide into the water ~ ~
UPUP
-Idiot
Reply [8 1]: Try to keep bb going.
Wait until the last point to go out (that is, bb is broken)
You can mention pp when you are ready.
This should be okay, right
- li2
Reply [82]: Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid.
Benben Benben Benben Benben Benben Benben Benben Benben Benben Benben Benben Benben Benben Benben Benben Benben Benben Benben.
Benben Benben Benben Benben Benben Benben Benben Benben Benben Benben Benben Benben Benben Benben Benben Benben Benben Benben.
Just pull and rush.
owl
Reply [83]: Pour some ice cubes.
-Mayomax
Reply [84]: Have you ever used a toilet that hasn't been spilled in POP?
It is certain that the toilet or that toilet will splash on PP! The most economical way: find a plastic bag, cut a small hole and put it on.
On PP, aim your eyes at your ass! Throw it away when you're finished. Don't be afraid of being splashed like this!
-Make a surprise attack
Reply [85]: Buy insurance first! Prevent accidents!
Dennison
Reply [86]: I finally saw bt in pop.
-Nanxin Bay
Reply [87]: Throw a piece of toilet paper before defecation? This method is not suitable because the first bomb went down and the toilet paper sank.
What about the second bombing?
On the 60th floor, your toilet is a well, so deep. ...
-Aisoni
Reply [88]: Strong posting, well, actually not too bt.
lure
Reply [89]: Hehe, funny.
-From the sea
Reply [90]: Tools: two chopsticks, no matter the material. Disposable chopsticks should be used, which are cheap and have high friction.
Usage: when BB sticks his head out, hold it with chopsticks and slowly pull it into the water. Be careful not to push too hard, and PY should cooperate at the same time.
Avoid pinching and wasting resources.
Maybe the first few techniques are unfamiliar, remember that practice makes perfect! ! !
- lj2 1
Reply [9 1]: Blessed is the landlord. Our company recently invented a new product "DB -III intelligent stool controller".
And has been reported to the relevant state departments to apply for a patent. In fact, the implementation principle is simple: in order to achieve some high quality
Shit is easy to splash, so a layer of transparent DuPont plastic is installed under the toilet seat and this layer of DuPont material is designed.
There is a round hole made of stainless steel in the center of the material, which is convenient for this side to enter the toilet. The circular hole is controlled by a microchip and is measured by a laser every time.
Distance, when it is found that the top of the stool has reached the water surface of the toilet, a lawn mower will automatically cut off the stool in the round hole. In this case,
Splash problem solved successfully. If the landlord is interested in this product, please contact him at 86-02 1-64864.
444。
Note: 1. The landlord also needs to manually align the round hole.
2。 The landlord should not insert fingers, lower body and other key parts into the round hole at will, otherwise the consequences will be at your own risk.
-Jimiger
Reply [92]: 91,especially the key parts.
WCCW
Reply [93]: 2 points!
Go first! ~~~~
Oh, I forgot to tell the landlord and everyone. Actually, the toilet is not good either. Is it obscene for you to do what she does?
?
Still better than before! I like haha
-Talent 15837437
Reply [94]: Would you please list the people who agree with me?
-Talent 15837437
Reply [95]: [90] Lou is eating sushi!
The best tool to use this trick should be your rice spoon!
-Make a surprise attack
Reply [96]: Put a pot in the water and wash it after use.
For frying eggs! ! ! ! !
-Oh
Reply [97]: [93] Lou, if that was the "she" in your heart just now, you are lucky to smell it again!
-Make a surprise attack
Reply [98]: If you don't follow, it's difficult to solve the itch in your ass.
-Czech boy
Reply [99]: [96] Lou, you should wait until you have finished urinating, or the fried eggs will taste like old vinegar.
Tao!
-Make a surprise attack
Reply [100]: Even TNND can't stick to this post tonight!
-Make a surprise attack
Reply [10 1]: Buy balloons first!
-Make a surprise attack
Reply [102]: strongly support squatting! Objection to the toilet
- asics 17
Reply [103]: Super post
That's tough enough
-Happy Innocent 200 1
Reply [104]: Gun!
- teddy8 1928
Reply [105]: Just stick your head in.
-Ellie
Reply [106]:15 the strength of the building.
Floor 9 1, if you reach in, will it be ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
-Ramen Prince
Reply [107]: Building [35] is still quite creative.
If you change it to "Tian Liang", the laughter will not be obvious.
-Make a surprise attack
Reply [108]: Squat on the toilet and pull. That's how I smashed the toilet.
-Liamson
Reply [109]: Idiot, paying attention to the complementarity of cold and heat when eating will lead to diarrhea, and then LX's bb will become countless urine.
Then, what splash will there be?
-Ordinary and trivial
Reply [1 10]: BT
- yyz7293
Reply [11]: Potential position ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Have imagination ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
-I'm China Muppet Bull.
Reply [1 12]: There is a post on this topic in my favorites that is not as interesting as this one!
-Make a surprise attack
Reply [1 13]: I can't stand it.
Desert fish
Reply [114]: King YY is on the 97th floor.
Hotch
Reply [1 15]: I laughed to death, hahaha.
-Health advocates
Reply [1 16]: collection, balloon
-Health advocates
Reply [117]: [109] Building, BB of LX is often impatient, and it is difficult to make great efforts to deal with things spilled on your PP.
Ah!
I think you'd better eat nothing.
-Make a surprise attack
Reply [1 18]: There are still so many people replying, bah! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
- zmz 1023
Reply [1 19]: First, you pull your ass with your hands, and then you throw the things in your hands into the toilet.
-Bacteria
Reply [120]: It's best for all POPER who come in to throw a BT. I don't know about you, but that's what I was asked.
I've been scratching my head for years!
It must be completely solved tonight!
-Make a surprise attack
Reply to [121]: [118] Lou, don't put on airs! Don't you pull the handle once a year?
My job is to make myself laugh!
-Make a surprise attack
Reply [122]: ooo hehe
- h200 1lsw
Reply [123]: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
-Wild boar
Reply [124]: OK.
DMX
Reply [125]: I fell down laughing ~ ~ ~
Laughed down ~ ~ ~
Laughed down ~ ~ ~
Laughed down ~ ~ ~
Laughed down ~ ~ ~
The landlord pays!
All men are brothers within the four seas.
Reply [126]: Change the toilet. This will never happen in a good toilet.
radar
Reply [127]: Although Gong
- tiger007
Reply [128]: Cheating point
- kkqqdd
Reply [129]: Ladies and gentlemen, you are all very well!
zzzZZZzzz
Reply [130]: I once said that this situation is entirely the responsibility of the inventor, and we should jointly sue him!
Compensation clause: let the inventor wash PP for us.
-Make a surprise attack
Reply [13 1]: Raise the PP a little and stay away! ! Ha ha laugh
oscar
Reply [132]: Hahahahahahahahahaha. . . . . . . .
Wild geese flying in the sky
Reply [133]: The most fundamental thing is to tilt your ass when you step on the edge of the toilet and squat down.
healthy
Reply [134]: [108] Lou, the last time you squatted down (that is, the time when your toilet was smashed), it happened when you fell.
What is this?
-Make a surprise attack
Reply [135]: I suggest you have an operation and give JJ the glorious task of anus, then the BB pulled out by JJ will be smaller.
It will spill on PP.
-The magical pig.
Reply [136]: I strongly recommend that this post be refined!
Because of an annoying topic, poper's answer turned into an imaginative and creative post.
Some answers really let me know how correct a sentence is: the wisdom of the people is endless.
Finally, I want to say: Facts have proved that the design of the toilet is very unreasonable. Far from the traditional high-tech squatting in China.
.
Hmm. How interesting
Ichiro
Reply [137]: Consult China diving team.
-Broad sky, free travel.
Reply [138]: I saw so many people reply. It's really in distress situation.
Beautiful woman
Reply [139]: Come, give you some reference actions:
nunchaku
Reply [140]: Support again.
-Happy Innocent 200 1
Reply [141]: [136] You must have been splashed!
-Make a surprise attack
Reply [142]: [139] Lou, are you still naked when you pull like this?
-Make a surprise attack
Reply [143]: Classic!
-Jene
Reply [144]: Talents
-Yokai is cool.
Reply [145]: No, shit won't splash water.
foolish
-Expect the Magic Domain
Reply [146]: Shit! It turns out that the king is here ~ ~ ~ Take 2 points and leave!
- bug9 1 1
Reply [147]:139 hugs are better than a word!
Ichiro
Reply [148]: [144] Build "Mei Chuan Cool Boys", and you can learn architectural movements if you have nothing to do [139]!
-Make a surprise attack
Reply [149]: Just pull it in your hand and put it in the water.
- lxzy777
Reply [150]: Pull it in your hand and throw it in the toilet.
-Yang 222
Reply [15 1]: What everyone said is wrong! !
I've tried everything, but I'm still splashed all over! ! !
You are so bad! ! !
tread on
Reply [152]:139 strong haha ~ ~ ~
-impetuous July
Reply [153]: Spam posts are highly recommended!
Boring!
- jl7 16 1
Reply [154]:' Pull it in your hand and throw it in the toilet'
It seems that there are quite a few people who like this trick!
After that, how can they lift their pants?
-Make a surprise attack
Reply [155]: [153] Lou, girls had better not come in and join in the fun!
This is the men's room!
-Make a surprise attack
Reply [156]: I can't do such a simple thing.
- wjh6908
Reply [157]: Reply [154]:' Pull it in your hand and throw it in the toilet'
It seems that there are quite a few people who like this trick!
After that, how can they lift their pants?
When they are finished, just lick their fingers.
When they are finished, just lick their fingers.
When they are finished, just lick their fingers.
Modified on March 5, 2003 19: 57: 44.
-I'm a vest. Who am I afraid of?
Reply [158]:154, I can't lick my pants!
What a fool! He has no common sense of life.
-Little Happy
Reply [159]: It seems that it will be pulled into a plastic bag and then poured into the urinal.
-Kang
Reply [160]: [151] Lou, did you try after reading this post?
Did you wash your hands? No wonder you saw something yellow when you passed the [15 1] building!
-Make a surprise attack
Reply [16 1]: I think there are several points that must be paid attention to. First, we must control the tightness of the extensor muscles so that bb can do it in one go. Secondly,
Master the initial speed of bb, so that even if it is broken halfway, it will not produce a big splash. Finally, remember to wash your hands after defecation! !
!
Modified at 20: 00: 26 on March 5, 2003.
Xiejiao
Reply [162]: BT
-Ruoying
Reply to [163]: [157] and [158], then they must have prepared napkins in advance! Wipe your mouth!
-Make a surprise attack
Reply [164]: Upstairs, who do you mean?
-I'm a vest. Who am I afraid of?
Reply [165]: Insert a copper tube in the asshole and let BB slide down the bottom of the barrel along the tube.
- wjckzdh
Reply [166]: Zhenshui ~ ~ threw the paper in the right place! Cover the water completely, or throw it directly where BB dropped ~ ~
Dense forest
Reply [167]: [161] Lou, are you installing a continuously variable transmission made by Mercedes-Benz?
-Make a surprise attack
Reply [168]: [164] Of course, I'm talking about people who like to "throw their hands in the toilet"!
Quite a lot! Look carefully if you don't believe me.
-Make a surprise attack
Reply [169]: BT
- hc007
Reply [170]: [165] Lou, I'll get you a steel pipe. How about you try it first?
-Make a surprise attack
Reply [17 1]: Watch more diving competitions. The higher the level, the better. Study hard.
- cpol
Reply [172]: BT
- ljkcat
Reply [173]: Advise Lou pigs to drink more water and not be too dry.
-Watch out for the rain.
Reply [174]: Hahaha
- bbsf
Reply [175]: Hahaha
Not bad!
-5000 road
Reply [176]: Landlord [17 1], I reiterate on behalf of China diving team:
I can't believe we don't know how to pull!
-Make a surprise attack
Reply [177]: Bt is so extreme that I admire you for being like a raging river. . .
Blue lynx
Reply [178]: Everyone upstairs is bowing.
-Dinosaurs with ashes.
Reply [179]: They are all idiots. It's just a palliative, not a permanent cure.
None of you will pump the water first.
~ I won't pee when I want to poop ... Wrong ...
It should be Gollum ... Gollum ... Hehe.
According to personal hobbies, you can also drain the water back after work. ..........
-Write a suicide note before you mess with me.
Reply [180]: The worst thing is that LX first, and then a blockbuster. ....
-Cat and chicken bar
Reply [18 1]: strong ~ ~ ~ collection! !
-Blueprint for 2003
Reply [182]: Save this post!
Look at it when you are in a bad mood.
Maybe you can learn from it.
Face life with a smile!
-Make a surprise attack
Reply [183]: Still collecting it upstairs? !
Come on, I have another lump here.
-Dinosaurs come to eat first.
Reply [184]:
foolish
foolish
foolish
foolish
I don't know how to install a fan on the toilet and disassemble it into parts! ! ! !
Idiot pervert
Reply [185]: Please leave your name!
Insomnia fish
Reply [186]: Down!
-big bubble gum
Reply [187]: [179] Lou, I waited all night, and your method is better!
It's inconvenient to bring a pump every time. You can use the cup that the guy who hates the office drinks coffee every day.
bail out
-Make a surprise attack
Reply [188]: [183] The posture of the building head is really like squatting on the toilet!
-Make a surprise attack
Reply [189]: I am very satisfied!
That's it for today!
See you tomorrow!
-Make a surprise attack
Reply [190]: You should eat more croton and let bb shoot out so as not to spill!
David Cook
Reply [191]: 2003030521:13
-Make a surprise attack
Reply [192]: Drain the toilet before pulling it.
- shenqq
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