(Fan Wei pushes the wheelchair up. He looks around and shouts. )
Fan Wei: "Wheelchair! Wheelchair! Selling wheelchairs! "
(At this moment, two people came along. See the two men Fan Wei eyes "shua" lit up. It turns out that these two people are Zhao Benshan and Gao Xiumin. )
Fan Wei: It killed me. "I just sit here and watch him play with the ozone layer."
(Zhao Benshan and Gao Xiumin carry simple stretchers one after another. )
Zhao Benshan: "Hehe ~ ~ ~ This brother has an onset cycle every year. Why do I want to see him today? "
(Looking up, I saw Fan sitting there. Zhao Benshan suddenly stopped, pushing forward unprepared behind him, and accidentally bumped into a stretcher. )
Gao Xiumin: "Ga ha! I stood up without knowing the sound. "
Zhao Benshan: "Look, the football in China in 2008-he (now) qualified! I tell you, do as I teach you. I have to cut him open with a stretcher today. "
Gao Xiumin: "Don't be silly! Don't be too wicked. "
Zhao Benshan and Gao Xiumin put down stretchers not far from Fan Wei. At the moment, Fan Wei in a wheelchair still pretended not to see them. Both of them took a few steps forward. Zhao Benshan patted Fan Wei on the shoulder. )
Zhao Benshan: "Hey! Brother, we meet again. "
Fan Wei: "Huh? Ah! Yes, hello again! I really miss you for a long time! "
(Fan Wei's word "think" is difficult. )
Gao Xiumin: "Hahahaha ~ ~ Big Brother, you are very good!" ! Why are you sitting here? "
Fan Wei (looking at Zhao Benshan strangely): "I wonder how Tai Sen brewed emotions when he bit his ear!" "
(Fan Wei's voice just fell and Zhao Benshan burst out laughing. ).
Fan Wei (unwilling): "What are you laughing at? ! "
Zhao Benshan: "When human beings think, God laughs!"
Fan Wei (Qiangbai): "You laugh! You are a god! "
Zhao Benshan: "You accidentally thought of it, and I didn't see your cooperation! This guy, hehe ~ ~ ~ thinks nothing. It seems that this wheelchair feels good (pronounced: grabbing feet)) I said! "
Fan Wei (angrily): "Feeling? Ah, yes! Yes! I have always had a feeling of being cheated. "
Zhao Benshan (to Gao Xiumin): "It's over! It's tokage! Look at (Zhao) incoherent! "
Fan Wei (anxiously): "What's wrong with Tokag? I'm mad at you! I'd better open my eyes incoherently! "
(Say that finish, I saw Fan suddenly stand up. )
Fan Wei: "Hey! I'm leaving! I jump! I trot! " "See? I'm fine! Look at my spirit! I'm not just good at walking! Look, I'll recite another formula for you! Hey! One gets one, one gets two, and two gets four? "
Zhao Benshan: "Look, it's all wheelchair work! This guy! Energetic, bid farewell to the age of 5, and suddenly arrived in the second grade of primary school! "
Fan Wei: "What worked? What worked? I didn't sit in your stupid thing at all! "
"Finished, Gao Xiumin! People didn't sit at all! "
Fan Wei: "As long as the people with their feet off the ground are smart, I won't leave the ground. My IQ is still very high! " ! Hey! "
Zhao Benshan: "Hehe ~ ~".
Fan Wei: "Why? You don't believe me? This has been proved by practice! I tell you, I just found a good job with my clever head melon seeds. "
Zhao Benshan: "Hehe ~ ~ I can see that!" .
Gao Xiumin (with a grain of salt): "How can you pinch again?"
Fan Wei: "Huh? You know again! Then tell me what I'm doing now. "
Zhao Benshan: "Hehe ~ ~ This is a big head and a thick neck. The backstage boss is the government! You are a civil servant now! "
Fan Wei: "Hey? How did he know! "
Gao Xiumin: "Oh, dear! What a guess How do you know? "
Zhao Benshan: "Didn't you see that when he mentioned work, he put on airs unconsciously!"
At the moment, Fan looks arrogant. )
Zhao Benshan: "That's what bureaucracy says!"
Zhao Benshan (to Fan Wei): "Isn't it? Is it a civil servant? "
Fan Wei: "Ah ~ Yes! Yes! But? "
Zhao Benshan: "No buts! Let me ask you, are you really not in this wheelchair? "
Fan Wei: "No!"
Zhao Benshan: "That's it! You are alive and kicking now, basically belonging to nei type. Seeing you, I seem to see a tragedy being staged! "
Gao Xiumin: "Is it that serious?"
Zhao Benshan (inexplicably to Gao Xiumin): "Three days! Just three days! Come on, let's go. Get out of the way! Let him enjoy this precious time! "
Gao Xiumin (quietly asking Zhao Benshan): "So we don't sell this stretcher?"
Zhao Benshan (winking): "Let's go!"
Fan Wei: "Hey! Wait a minute! What did you say, three days? Ah? "
Zhao Benshan: "Hey hey ~ ~ You don't believe me! I won't get in the way here! "
Fan Wei (pulls Zhao Benshan): "What do you mean? You must say it! Don't say I'm always thinking! "
Zhao Benshan: "You want to hear it?"
Fan Wei: "Yes!"
Zhao Benshan: "All right! I'll sing you another song for our friendship in the past two years. Let you really understand your illness. "
Gao Xiumin: "Are you still tuning? Go! "
Fan Wei: "I said big sister! Why do you always pull my big brother's back and make trouble? I beg you to stay out of it, okay? "
Gao Xiumin: "Huh? Here! Dissatisfied with me again! All right! I don't care! Adjust it! You deserve to be transferred to the Disabled Persons' Federation! "
(Zhao Benshan stands opposite Fan Wei)
Zhao Benshan: "I won't talk about your illness, just do as I say, and you will know when it's done!" " "
Fan Wei: "Yes!"
Fan Wei (look carefully, think it over in his mind, and then nod. )
Zhao Benshan: "Now, close your eyes and turn around slowly. Stop when I call you! Start-turn! "
(Fan Wei closes his eyes and turns around, when Zhao Benshan suddenly creeps around to the opposite side, waiting for Fan Wei to turn to face him. )
Zhao Benshan: "Stop! Open your eyes! "
(Fan Wei no longer opens his eyes)
Zhao Benshan: "What? Are you dizzy? "
Fan Wei: "No! How can you turn so slowly? Hey hey ~ ~ ~ "
Zhao Benshan: "It's good not to faint. Now what direction do you think my left hand side is? "
Fan Wei: "It's Dong Bai!"
Zhao Benshan: "Wrong! It's Lucy Think about it? "
Fan Wei (stunned, thinking it was really the West): "Oh, dear! Is this big brother? "
(Before Fan Wei considered it)
Zhao Benshan: "Now close your eyes again! Turn! "
(Fan Wei turns around, and Zhao Benshan returns to the opposite side. )
Zhao Benshan: "Stop! Open your eyes! What direction is my left hand side now? "
Fan Wei: "West!"
Zhao Benshan: "Wrong again! It's East! "
(Fan Wei looks around, looks pale, and looks at Gao Xiumin for help. )
Fan Wei: "Sister, is it East?"
Gao Xiumin: "He is standing to the east of this (zhei). "
Zhao Benshan (glaring at Gao Xiumin): "Don't talk nonsense, let him feel it!"
(Fan Wei holds her head in her hands, tears in her eyes)
Fan Wei: "It's over, I have no feeling! This is embarrassing! "
Zhao Benshan: "I tell you! You are now a virus that has invaded brain cells through the brain stem! I didn't say you didn't know. In fact, not only have you lost your sense of direction, but your other reactions have long been slow. If we go on like this, we won't feel anything before we know it! At that time, a brand-new vegetative person will be formed! "
Fan Wei: "Oh, dear! Dude, don't scare me! What can I do, big brother? "
Gao Xiumin (quietly reminding Zhao Benshan): "stretcher."
Zhao Benshan: "Yes! Stretcher! "
(Dragging the stretcher onto the stage)
Zhao Benshan: "You see, this is my patented invention. Don't think it is just an ordinary stretcher. In fact, its name is: strengthen stimulation, restore vitality, health education stretcher. "
Fan Wei: "What is the role of strengthening the stretcher in stimulating and restoring vitality and strengthening the body?"
Zhao Benshan: "Use? That's big! Tell you what! In order to make you understand, let's test it! "
Fan Wei: "Good!"
Zhao Benshan: "I'll test your reaction ability! Come on! In this way, I'll tell you a little word and see how you react! A patient is in the hospital, and the corridor not far from his ward is the autopsy room of the hospital. The patient got up at 2 o'clock that night and came back from the toilet. The whole corridor was quiet. But just as he was about to enter the room, suddenly there was movement in the autopsy room, alas! The patient thought, who (shei) is still here so late? He is also a good thing, and he can't help stealing the door of the autopsy room. Hey! The door is really open and there is a light in the room. The patient saw a man in white crunching food with his back to the door. Look inside again! Oh, my God! There's a body inside. The patient was scared and wanted to run, and then "
(Speaking of which, Zhao Benshan suddenly slowed down, very gentle)
Zhao Benshan: "At this moment, the man in white turned around and his mouth was still dripping with blood (thanks). He smiled and said to the patient, "Who are you-look-me?" "
(Zhao Benshan insipid say that finish, corporate dilettantes listen to leng eyebrow leng eye)
Zhao Benshan: "How do you feel?"
Fan Wei: "Disgusting!"
Zhao Benshan: "It's over! I don't know! Look, you don't even know fear! Come on! Now you are lying on a stretcher. "
(Fan Wei lies down as he says, but he just lies down and gets up again. )
Fan Wei: "Oh, dear! It hurts! What the hell is this? "
(Can it not hurt? It was a long wooden frame with several ropes tied in the middle.
Zhao Benshan: "That's right! It just hurts! The advantage of this stretcher is that it will hurt you! You want to! You love the virus in your cell, and it hurts! I just want to kill those viruses with this painful stimulus. "
Gao Xiumin (mumbling): "Really blind."
Fan Wei: "Can you kill them?"
Zhao Benshan: "Yes! My stretcher is tested and specially treated like this! "
Gao Xiumin (continue to whisper): "Also specially! That's because you are lazy and stupid! "
Fan Wei: "So, I'd better lie down?"
Zhao Benshan: "Yes, you have to lie down."
Zhao Benshan: "What? Is it very painful? "
Fan Wei: "Yes"
Zhao Benshan: "OK, let's take the exam again."
(Fan Wei gets up to face Zhao Benshan)
Zhao Benshan: "This time, let's focus on the main topic! Said, "when the patient was about to run. "
(Zhao Benshan slows down again)
Zhao Benshan: "At this time, the white man turned around and his mouth was still bleeding (thank you), so he smiled at the patient?"
(Speaking of which, Zhao Benshan suddenly paused and slowly leaned his head to Fan Wei, while Wei Fan looked at Zhao Benshan casually. )
(at this time)
Zhao Benshan (suddenly shouting): "Who do you think I am?"
Fan Wei: "Ah! Mom! "
Zhao Benshan: "Are you afraid? Are you afraid? "
Fan Wei (in shock): "Damn, I'm scared!"
Zhao Benshan: "That's right! You see, fear is back! "
Fan Wei: "Hey? Really! Dude, what's going on? It's amazing! This stretcher! Is it really so good? "
Zhao Benshan: "Don't believe it! You still don't believe it! Don't believe you, try again! "
Fan Wei: "Try again? If you try again, you don't have to lie to me! "
Zhao Benshan: "This time, so! You lie down and stimulate first, and I'll come again! "
(Fan Wei lies down)
Fan Wei: "OK? It hurts too much! I saved my fat body! "
Zhao Benshan: "Come on, get up!"
Zhao Benshan: "Listen! Say: a person goes home at night and passes by a small forest. The forest is quiet! Little Mao Mao Road is as white as the moon. This man has been walking. Suddenly, with a whoosh, a woman with long hair in white ran in front of her. The shadow disappeared in an instant. The man quickly stood up and looked for a long time, no! He thought he was ready to leave because he was blind. At this time, suddenly someone patted him! "
(At the moment, Fan Zheng was absorbed in hearing the terrible content, but just as Zhao Benshan was calmly telling this story, he suddenly reached out and patted him on the shoulder without warning. )
Fan Wei: "Ah! ~ ~ ~ ~ "(a butt sitting on the ground)
Zhao Benshan (pulling up Fan Wei): "Hey hey! ~ Are you afraid? "
Fan Wei (pale): "I'm afraid, I'm afraid! Oh, my God! "
Zhao Benshan: "Don't worry, catch your breath! You are active, try again later! "
(Fan Wei is busy stretching his arms and pulling his legs)
Zhao Benshan: "Does it still hurt?"
Fan Wei: "Too many! No pain! "
Zhao Benshan: "OK, let's do it again! A woman in white went by with a whoosh! But the man looked for it but didn't show up. He planned to keep walking. At this time, suddenly someone patted him. "
(Speaking of which, Fan Wei subconsciously looked back at Gao Xiumin, while Gao Xiumin duly patted Fan Wei on the shoulder. )
Zhao Benshan: "Are you afraid?"
Fan Wei: "Don't be afraid! Not at all! "
Gao Xiumin: "Hey! He is not afraid? "
Zhao Benshan (to Gao Xiumin): "You are psychologically prepared, you are not afraid!"
Fan Wei: "Big Brother! This stretcher is so easy to use! I bought it! I have 80 yuan money in my pocket. Do you think so? "
Zhao Benshan (hesitating to accept the money): "This?"
(Gao Xiumin taunts Zhao Benshan behind him)
Gao Xiumin: "Come on! Even if you don't catch up with the robbery! "
Zhao Benshan (glaring): "Want shoes? What shoes do you want? The defeated old ladies will embarrass me, get out of here, even your shoes! "
Gao Xiumin (indignant): "Who wants shoes?"
Fan Wei: "Ah, yes! My sister is quite knowledgeable! My shoes belong to the newly bought crocodile (ne) fish. Anyway, in my physical condition, I will basically say goodbye to leather shoes in the future! Brother, I'll give it to you if you don't mind! "
Zhao Benshan: "Hey! Look how bad this is! All old ladies! What size are your shoes? "
Gao Xiumin (back to Zhao Benshan): "You are so wicked. Give it back to me. "
Zhao Benshan: "He gave it to me voluntarily. You say I'm wicked, and he has to thank me! "
(At this moment, Fan Wei, who was carrying a stretcher back, suddenly turned back. )
Fan Wei: "Thank you!"
(Zhao Benshan pushes up the wheelchair)
Gao Xiumin: "Why are you still pushing this thing?"
Zhao Benshan: "Go home and change the massage chair, and sell him next time!"
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