Bajie is gone.

one hundred thousand

I haven't lost weight in eight thousand miles. Besides, he is a vegetarian.

Do you know why beautiful women have been unlucky since ancient times? Because no one cares how long an ugly person can live.

3. If I made my life into a movie, I would have thought of the name of the movie long ago, and it was called being poor for life.

I hate this world of looking at faces, so I don't know who really loves me.

Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you.

6. Asking people to pay back money is like unrequited love, and you will always feel embarrassed when you say it. When you get up the courage to say it, it becomes like confession. Maybe you don't even have friends.

I bought a can of mimosa today. I'm not ashamed to go back. Go back and ask the boss. The boss said, "Maybe you bought this pot to lose face."

8. God is fair, giving you ugly appearance and low IQ, so as not to make you appear uncoordinated.

9. "What would you do if your boyfriend fell into a cesspit and needed artificial respiration to get him out?" "Even the cesspit can fall into the silly man still take him? Hurry and poke it with a stick. "

10. I have a headache. Is my knowledge too profound to overflow? 1 1. I don't understand why there is medlar in the instant noodle vegetable bag. I am so poor that I can only eat instant noodles. Do I need to stay healthy?

12. Teacher's home visit. Ask the students: Is your family happy? The student proudly replied: happiness! Father came over and slapped him in the face. "Boy, who let you change your surname!" "

13. Frozen

Three feet was not built in a day.

The third floor was not built in a day!

14. I have tattooed my stomach before.

Clover, now fat,

Clover becomes an electric fan.

15. Beijing is seriously polluted. Primary and secondary schools have winter holidays, but adults have to go to work normally. This tells us: cherish your school days, because once you grow up, you can't be regarded as an individual.

16. You can say that life is cheap, but once you enter the hospital, it is extremely expensive.

17. Try not to fall in love early when you are young. Knowing that you are ugly, ugly and short too early will affect the exam.

The teacher is bald. Once in class, he said, "What if my left hand is positive and my right hand is negative?" The deskmate replied, "Your skull will light up."

Nineteen. When I was a child, I thought the princess was in the castle. I didn't know until I grew up that the princesses were all in KTV.

20. Times are changing. Dreams always change with them. I just wanted to get rich before, but now I just want to get rid of poverty!

2 1. I woke up one morning and found my wife lying on her husband's body. Her husband hugged her and said, "Baby, with you here, I always feel like a great sage in the sky." My wife giggled and said, "Then I am Xia Zixian's daughter, huh?" The husband said humorously, "No, you are."

Wuzhishan. "wife ...

22. The world is so big, where can I go without money? To buy a globe, you should not only have a look, but also look around.

silence is golden. Don't talk to me. I want to save money.

24. Man: Before engagement, be obedient like a grandson. After engagement, learn to talk back like a son. Give orders like Lao Zi after marriage.