Stop drinking and drinking glasses.

Have a drink before you come! Lao tze today, check the body. I have been thirsty for many years, and my voice is like a coke pot; I like sleeping today, and I am furious. You said, "Liu Ling, a master of ancient and modern times, why didn't you get drunk and die and be buried?" Sighing at your bosom friend is so ungrateful!

More is the medium of singing and dancing. This is a cooperative guess. No matter big or small, it is born of love; Nothing is beautiful or evil, and going too far is a disaster. Make a promise with you, don't stay or return, I can still drink your cup. After a toast, he said, "If you want to leave, you must come."

Xin Qiji wanted to give up drinking, so he wrote the first word, warning the glass not to go near him. Abstinence is his own business, but in his words, he plausibly warned the wine glass. It seems very interesting that it is not the gluttony of the glass that is blamed, but the personalization of the glass.

The word shouted angrily from the host: "before you came!" " At first, I called my cup "Ru" to call myself "Lao Zi", and then I solemnly told him: I have been having a physical examination today and found that I have been thirsty for many years, and my throat is as dry as an iron kettle; Besides, I'm very sleepy recently, and I breathe like thunder when I sleep. The implication is that wine makes you sick, so the wine glass can't escape the blame.

The glass replied: A drinker should get drunk as long as he has wine. Just like Liu Ling, he might as well bury things after death. He can be regarded as a master of ancient and modern times. Xin Qiji sighed: "How ungrateful it is to be a bosom friend!" The tone not only softened a lot, but also admitted that glass was once his "confidant".

The tone of the following words changed again, which seemed to show the host's determination to give up drinking. Most people hold banquets and drink to entertain themselves, and this kind of occasion is also the most likely to cause excessive harm to the body. This is equivalent to saying that wine glasses are used for obsequiousness and soft knives kill people. Don't you deserve to die for committing such a crime? However, it is only said here that "the speculation that the partner was poisoned" has not been confirmed.

Then he said: besides, no matter how big or small resentment is, it is often born of love; No matter how good it is, it will become a disaster if it is overdone. These words seem reasonable on the surface, but in fact they are tantamount to admitting that they love wine very much, and wine is better for themselves than disaster. This absolves the wine glass from many sins, so it is generous and only sent to "keep your distance." It's scary to put a corpse to death and show it to the public as "the boss" and "I can still boss your cup", but the punishment of "not staying (hurry back)" is not heavy, and the owner's determination to give up drinking is clear!

The teacup seems to have seen this, so it no longer excuses, but once again bows down: "If you want to leave, you must come." It's nothing to say "go and leave", but "go and leave" can be fun and witty.