2, you asked for it, and always put your own shortcomings above the advantages of others.
You are a female disciple handed down by Master Fu. After you belong to a noble family, you belong to a noble family in the massage industry. The greatest feature of aristocratic families is self-confidence.
4. In this warm spring season in bloom, my flowers are blooming again, brother!
5. I raised you to1.78m, and I exhausted myself to1.70m.. Your legs are long, you walk and my legs are short, right? You walked with me, but I hurt you for no reason.
6. It's over, it's over.
7. Male (M) belongs to push-ups and female (W) belongs to sit-ups.
8. Your fourth uncle wants your father to get some sponsorship and sponsor him to play a eunuch.
9, jealous, behind this jealousy is love! This carelessness also tortured a heart!
10, you see, this is a noble thing. You made it vulgar.
1 1. What wine is so expensive? Pack it! Can't pack? Is there a funnel?
12, all worth it.
13, don't tell lies in front of real people.
14, you say you should hate fried food, but critics should eat it.
15, flying, going to the capital, eating seafood, living in a villa, carrying my hands behind my back, holding my stomach and wearing a hat, it's quite cool.
16, turn grief into appetite.
17, life has never died since ancient times, not to mention the fish tank still leaks electricity.
18, a bowl of rice. Yo, this children's version is like a small handleless wine cup. Let's have an adult version!
19, as promised, never empty the gun.
20. Are there any clothes that normal people wear?
2 1, a special person, a special car, a special road, a special pole, and four bricks directly took me underground.
22. Peeing is not a crime. Let's hang the quilt with uncle.
23, we are tied together, I must have her, and she must be mine.
On behalf of my son, please wipe your tears.
25. What did the couple say? Couples need to talk.
26, the three beautiful things in life: the wife cooks, the wife drinks, and the wife has more hatred.
27. I opened it twenty years ago, but I don't have a ticket. It belongs to the cabin and the driver.
28, when it is the trust of the party! This is not a test of the party.
29, lend my son to play for half a day, I don't know if I should approve it.
Aunt, our whole family wants you to be our aunt.
3 1, said all the bad things, did all the good things, a typical knife mouth tofu heart.
32. How can you be wronged by comparing your own shortcomings with the advantages of others? Compare your strengths with others' weaknesses, and you will be happy.
33. I saw a photo of my sister-in-law hanging in the window of the wedding photo studio and negotiated with the store: the photo is hanging, plus the following words: This couple is purely fictional.
34. The man kisses goodbye and the woman salutes.
35. Recently, calcium loss is a bit serious.
36. Oh, it's too embarrassing for big brother; Can you give big brother more face?
37. Tell Yue Ming: Nothing, don't be afraid, I drank a pair of contact lenses yesterday.
38. An open letter to Lao Fu's brothers and sisters.
Laodazuo
The heart of a flower is hidden in the stamen.
Miss the flowering period.
My heart has forgotten the seasons.
Never easy to understand.
but
Spring goes and spring comes.
Flowers will bloom again.
In this warm spring season in bloom.
Your brother
My flowers are in bloom again.
So what makes big brother bloom is
The lady in front of me
39, 80, 90 are people, 70, 60, 50 are slaves.
40. Organized nursing will not cramp in the future.
4 1. When you become an official and have money, be gentle with people, because being tough will make people around you very uncomfortable. If people around you are uncomfortable, they will be uncomfortable, just like your tongue and teeth. Your tongue is soft and your teeth are hard, but when you get old, you will lose your teeth first, not your tongue!
42. Lele and I are like cooking, and they are cooked as soon as they are out of the pot; We are like stews. After stewing for a long time, it tastes good in the end.
I bought lipstick, not tear gas.
You can't be blind. To be a man, you can only be a man with your wife. You can't be with other women outside. As long as you are blind, your whole family will be finished. When your family is finished, Yuanyuan will be finished. All our descendants will be doomed.
45. I used to be warm in other ways, but emotionally, I was indifferent. In order to resist this chill, I kept adding clothes, shirts and underwear, sweaters and pants, cotton pants and leather pants. As a result, you came to me with a small brazier of feelings in your hand and baked me with sweat.
46. What happened? You said that for you, I was hurt and threatened to varying degrees from my personality to my life. First of all, the damage to personality depends on my boss, Fu. I was in the post of Shuncheng, and I talked to the director of the Public Security Bureau. This is an equal conversation, and it is good to treat each other as guests. I was lectured twice by a little policeman this morning. You said that my life was threatened, thanks to my courage and caution, calmness, wisdom and decisiveness in the ice and snow, I threw my mobile phone out. Otherwise, you will click and get caught up in it. When we drowned, I was an orphan and you were a widow. Think about it, your child is still sleeping in our house, which will be the biggest scandal in Shuncheng. The next day, the headline of Shuncheng Evening News published "The chief pedicure and a woman were both double suicide" for you, and my reputation was ruined.
47. Fishing depends on your own pole!
48. It's nice to have a family huddled together. Dad holds mom, and mom holds the baby. Life is more than 20,000 days, and it is rare to be crowded together.
49. Third: I am the third grandson.
Boss: Your third grandson, my boss, am I not a great-grandson?
50. Who wants to commit suicide? Did you kill yourself?
5 1. Before I came, I was all talented people. After coming, he became laid off. Please, I got laid off myself.
52. If you don't learn, you will lose; I learned. I'm blind.
53. Lovers form families.
54, the evening festival is not guaranteed!
55, brother, you are fake!
56. Lyrics; We are holding hands and looking for happiness. You are happy and I am happy.
I was afraid to disturb you, so I shut myself off.
58. Eldest brother, my looks, looks, culture and knowledge are poor, but my happiness is not bad!
59. There is no place to find iron shoes, and there is a village.
60. The vastest thing in this world is not the sky, the earth, but people's hearts.
6 1, take the catwalk to massage the soul on the spot.
62. Last night, I had a dream that our rental house had become a paradise. After that, you and Lele became angels, one big and one small, with arms, flying around in our paradise. After that, our second, third, fourth and fifth brothers all left.
63. Everything I do is for the children, not you. Whether it's a neighbor or a pedicure center, don't take anything crazy to heart. Don't worry, we will keep a pure cohabitation relationship ... no, that ... very clean cohabitation relationship.
64. Shuncheng is a hot spot for my life and upbringing. My career is thriving in this hot land. As soon as I push the door, there are neighbors who live with me day and night. In the park, fans listen to me sing and watch me tell stories. There are so many beautiful women in Shuncheng. What's wrong with this life? Xiao Wu, refund the ticket!
Passerby A: This elder sister warned you not to pester her. Let's go Boss: Thank you, brother. Thank you for your bravery. But eldest brother's advice is: shout when you see the uneven road and leave.
66. This man, the bigger his business, the higher his status, and the softer his temper, right? You are soft, you are comfortable, and the other party is comfortable; When you are tough, you feel uncomfortable, and the other person is easily injured ... what is it like? Tongue is like teeth, teeth are hard and tongue is soft. Finally, when you get old, lose your teeth first! I haven't heard of anyone losing their tongue all the time.
67. Forget the darkness before dawn and remember the dawn after dawn.
68. Finding a wife is like buying shoes. Wen Xin is a big white-collar worker. She wears large shoes, 50. Beauty is a young woman, but a small size shoe, 4 1. My foot is 4 1, so Mei fits me well. She was wearing cloth shoes and her feet were up. Wen Xin wears high heels. I sprained my ankle.
69. Don't you pay attention to living and working in peace? You are responsible for living and working in peace and contentment, and I am responsible for working with peace of mind.
70. I have taste because my cultivation is at work.
7 1, once a person succeeds, he doesn't belong to himself.
72. There is no place to find iron shoes, and there is a village.
73. I left quietly, leaving me for your health. I left quietly, and I took away the happiness you gave me.
74. angry youth? I think you are a green manure, an undigested donkey dung.
75. The dress of Fu Boss's old hat aroused the suspicion of the security guards, so they made a lot of inquiries.
Security guard: How did you get in?
Boss: Take your brother and sister.
Security guard: Who is your sister-in-law?
Boss: My brother's wife.
Security guard: Look at your brain.
Boss: What's wrong with the brain type?
In our country, guests are seated according to their age, and in Beijing they are seated according to the size of officials.
77. What is autism? I'm late, jiaozi is cooked in a teapot-I know.
78. Getting a few bottles of foreign wine for children is a small loss. If the children return to Shuncheng and say that the Lao Fu family is not particular about being a man in Beijing, it will ruin our reputation and that is a big loser.
79. Steamed buns are watery, and the more you eat, the better you look.
80. Grandpa, you are still so delicious! That temperament is too strange!
8 1. What if I want to fall in love?
First, don't gossip! Second, don't talk to me!
Then who should I talk to? Talk to money!
82, almost enough! Money has no head! Just like eating beef, it is delicious, but it is too much to digest! Bite more than one can chew!
83. Brother, did you have a little uncomfortable breakfast?
Don't! The toothpick stuck in my throat. ...
84. Call quickly!
What is the number one o!
102!
All right!
It's broken! 102 is the national highway!
85. Grandpa, do you know how many categories modern people divide us into? Just one, all mankind!
86. I finally understand what our relationship is? It doesn't matter!
87. You should tell your children that such a rich old man is so diligent in housekeeping and should learn from me!
88. I have to say it is my second brother. He is a big businessman. He is wise and decisive.
89. I think people have high and low on the surface, but they are not noble inside!
90. Everyone's heart will light up when they see your smiling face. They always look at your ass, and their hearts will be wronged!
9 1, I think feelings are just like high jump. It is absolutely impossible to pull onions on dry land. If you want to jump high and far, you must take a few steps back!
92. You see, when we first met, men were afraid that women would have no feelings! Once a woman has feelings, a man is not far from not feeling!
93, this is jealousy! Behind that jealousy, that is love!
94. Understandably. It is understandable to face an attractive man like me. ...
95. This is beautiful. Plum is the red of red plum. .....
96. How wonderful it is for a family to sit around, watch TV and eat melon seeds!
97. (In the hotel lobby) Are you afraid? It seems quite deserted, and the conditions are definitely average. Let's go somewhere else.
98, just for this dad, everything is worth it!
99. Son, you and I are the real husband and wife.
100, I think the most classic line in the whole play is the one that the boss shouted with more than 85 decibels when he went to the mall to buy clothes for Meihao: I love you! ! !