B: Why do you mainly introduce me?

This man's name is Yu Qian.

B: It's me.

A: My idol.

Well, not at all.

A: celebrities,

B: No.

A: It's amazing. Go to this stop. Hey.

B: That's it.

A: How energetic! Look at this face. His eyes look like balls, his ears look like jiaozi, and his nose looks like balls.

Like garlic, hair like vermicelli, beard like kelp, tofu skin mouth, broad bean teeth, this northeast chaos

Denton's head

A can of vegetables.

A: It's famous.

B: Not famous.

A: People envy going there, so I envy you.

Oh, you envy me.

When can I be as happy as you?

B: I'm fine.

A: Celebrities are easy to mix. They can do anything.

Not exactly.

A: When do I park there?

What's the matter with you?

A: I see people have cars and live in houses. I really envy them. You said I pursue a happy life.

What's wrong with being alive

B: That's right.

A: Isn't it?

B: Of course.

A: I must be happy.

B: That's right.

A: I want to start a business. I must make a fortune.

B: ok, send it.

A: First of all, I must have a good body.

Oh, exercise.

A: Fortunately, I don't drink.

B: Oh, no problem.

A: I don't play mahjong.

I don't like playing cards

I just smoke a little more.

I like smoking.

A: Then I watched a health program on TV, saying that smoking is harmful to health and easy to die suddenly.

B: That's right.

A: It scared me. I gritted my teeth and stamped my foot to hit this.

B: Quit smoking?

I won't watch this program.

B: Give up the show. what do you think? this is

For my health.

B: Ah! Is it for health? this is

A: I want to be happy. I'm afraid people will look down on me.

That's true.

A: I am a serious person. I am an innocent traditional citizen. I am sloppy and enthusiastic about all kinds of martial arts.

Intestines, ready to help others, help if you are in trouble, and help if you are not in trouble.

B: You have created difficulties for others.

I'm afraid people will look down on me. The gas station at the door makes me very angry.

B: Then how can I find you?

A: They all drive there to refuel, adding 200 yuan and 300 yuan, and then there are gifts.

B: Give a newspaper or something.

A: Here is the map.

B: It's better this way.

A big map for each person. I'll go too, pushing my scooter.

B: Motorcycles.

A: Add 10 yuan.

B: 10 yuan.

A: That's all.

Where can I get a map?

B: mainly maps.

What do you need that thing for? Where can you go?

B: Not far.

A: didn't you give it when you refueled? Give me one. Where are you going? You tell me and I'll show you.

B: Just point.

A: well, I'm so angry.

Don't be so carefree.

A: Look down on me. I am a person with strong self-esteem. Ah ~ ~ ~, let me show you.

Why do you want it?

A: There is a Cantonese tea restaurant in front of our house. Rich people go there for breakfast in the morning.

Have morning tea.

A: Me too.

Are you going?

A: why do you want to fry the liver?

Oh, no.

A: Stride forward and pay 100 yuan.

Hmm.

A: Dad.

oh

A: Breakfast 100 yuan.

B: Breakfast 100 yuan.

Sorry, sir, we don't sell half of it.

B: 100 yuan and a half.

A: It hurts self-esteem.

Yes, it is.

A: I went again at noon.

B: Still going?

A: Still sitting in that seat, looking for a waiter. Come here! Do you have lobster?

B: Lobster?

Oh, yes, sir.

Do you have a two-foot lobster?

B: Such a big one.

A: Let me show you. I'll be back soon. Excuse me, sir. It's two feet two, huh! What rotten rice?

Shop, and even two feet long lobster. A plate of shredded potatoes

Well, it's still shredded potatoes.

I got my revenge, I got my revenge.

Ah, it was cut short.

A: I can't compete with others.

B: You are better than others.

I must have everything that others have.

B: Yes.

A: I want everything that others don't have. Visit my house, the big plasma TV at home, I

Buy one, too.

B: You buy one, too.

A: I'll ask a friend to save one for me.

One more plasma TV?

Answer: Save one, the wall is so big.

B: That big.

Big TV, Motorola brand.

Does Motorola have a TV?

A: Looking at nobody, a voice came from the TV: "The TV you are watching has stopped!" "

B: the TV is out of service.

A: That's evil. Ah, there is no reason. This 300 yuan is wasted.

B: Isn't it a waste of money?

I suspect that he asked a carpenter to call me.

B: In that case, there will be no sound.

A: Anyway, I want to be happy. I want to be a person.

B: Oh.

I listen to symphony, I watch ballet and I watch tap dance.

B: OK.

Tate, let's tap dance abroad. I like this. I just like tap dancing and allegro.

No love.

B: You two are not next to each other. Far from it.

A: It's the same. One hand ring, the other hand ring at the foot. I just like watching it. I sit in the front row. Tata, Tata, bang.

Fly down a shoe from above,

B: Shoes?

A: To err is human. I went again the next day.

Do you cherish this?

I want to collect that one.

Thank you for going there.

I wish I could make a pair.

B: Ah.

A: I want to be happy.

Okay, you want to be happy.

A: I can't let others compare. Walking in the street, how can I have money?

Think about it.

How can I be happy enough? When a car came, it ran, passed in an instant, and it began to rain.

I was splashed with water, and he drove away, and I was all wet. I was so angry that I drank it. You were great and turned it up.

I can't afford to run.

B: That's bullying.

A: Didn't I teach you five stresses and four beauties when I bought a car?

B: Why do you want to talk about this when buying a car?

A: Don't you have one more cover than a tricycle?

Far from it.

A: Do you think your driving status is high? Huh? You are a hooligan after education, you know?

I am educated.

You have to tell me this.

A: It's too dangerous. I ran away.

B: Run.

A: The last two groups chased me.

B: how to dial twice?

A: It was the cook who said, "Give me the shark fin money!" A woman came out of the ladies' room, dragging her husband. "

Hit him, hit him. It was him just now. I dare not come out. He talked nonsense in the mirror. "Everybody come here.

Beat me up,

B: None of them are right.

A: Grab my head and hit it. There is a shutter door next to it. Shake, shake, shake with my head. The door opened.

An old man came out, "What to buy?"

Are you shopping?

A: "Beater" and "Oh" Hua.

B: Hey, look at your popularity.

A: inhumane. Although I have traveled the Jianghu, I have gone forward bravely. He's human, too. Beating hurts, too. Too much to drink.

You throw up when you are sick.

B: Nonsense.

A: Qiang struggled to move forward. Why? I want to be happy.

B: That's right.

Extended data:

"I want happiness" cast:

1, Yu Qian

Yu Qian, Han nationality, 1969+65438/kloc-0 was born in Beijing on October 24th, and his ancestral home is Lantian, Shaanxi. Crosstalk actor, vice chairman of Beijing Rock Association, ambassador of equestrian promotion for children at Beijing Equestrian Culture Festival.

1982, Yu Qian was admitted to the crosstalk class of Peking Opera School, where he studied under crosstalk actors Wang Shichen, Luo Rongshou, Gao Fengshan and Zhao Shizhong and crosstalk artist Shi Fukuan.

65438-0995 Yu Qian graduated from the film and television director department of Beijing Film Academy for further study, and then participated in the TV series "Horse Shooting" and played a role.

1996 also starred in the TV series Xiaojing Hutong, playing the role of Fat Man, and served as the program director and host in the long-term columns of CCTV, Beijing TV and local TV stations.

During 1997-1998, Yu Qian and Degang Guo met in several performances.

In 2000, Yu Qian and Degang Guo performed cross talk "Tie the Doll" on the stage of the outdoor square in the suburbs of Beijing. This unexpected cooperation made the two people have a strong appreciation for each other "without surprise".

Since 2002, Yu Qian has been performing cross talk with Degang Guo in a small theater from time to time.

In 2003, the crosstalk "Hello Beijing" by Degang Guo and Yu Qian won the special prize of the organizing committee of Beijing crosstalk sketch invitational tournament.

In 2004, Yu Qian officially joined Deyun Society, and from then on, Yu Qian and Degang Guo became fixed partners. During this period, I have cooperated in cross talk, such as you want to keep fit, find a hall meeting, raise turtles and keep pets.

In 2005, Yu Qian and Degang Guo collaborated in cross talk "Yang Naiwu", "Learning Deafness" and "Strange Therapy".

In 2006, starring in the TV series "Miss Beiping"; In February 65438, together with Degang Guo, Jing Li and Gao Feng, he studied under folk artists, Ceng Lu, Guo Zengfu, Li Zengshou and Gao Zengxi respectively.

In 2007, he participated in the filming of the TV series "Chasing Happiness", in which he played an infatuated man.

In 2008, he starred in the TV series "Clever Officials Break Housework" and played Xiao Huai. Later, he participated in the shooting of the TV series "Saving Love", in which he played the principal. Later, he and Degang Guo cooperated in the cross talk "I want to have an affair, who moved my diet tea and lived with you for a lifetime".

In 2009, he starred in the TV series "I was born to be useful". Later, he cooperated with Degang Guo in cross talk, My Life, Xi Zhengmeng, I am a scientist, and I have children with my wife.

20 10 starred in the sequel to the TV series "Guo county magistrate anecdote"; Then he starred in the sitcom No Small Thing 2. Later, she was a guest sign language teacher in the movie The Box of Light.

On June 20110 16, Degang Guo, Yu Qian and some actors from Deyun Society held a special crosstalk show in Sydney, Australia.

20/kloc-went to Shang Yan in June and performed in Toronto in July. On September 28th, Degang Guo and Yu Qian, together with Deyun Society, made the third stop of their Australian tour in Sydney City Hall on the evening of the 28th.

20 13 starred in a blockbuster movie, in which he played the black boss. Then Yu Qian and Degang Guo boarded the CCTV Spring Festival Gala for the first time and performed the program "Black sheep".

In 20 14, Yu Qian returned to the hosting industry and co-hosted the entertainment silent talk show "The World" with Xi Shi Media, which was broadcast on Liaoning Satellite TV.

20 16 1 month, participated in the variety show "Happy Comedy Season 2" of Oriental TV. In the same year, he joined the Revolutionary Committee of the Chinese Kuomintang.

May 20 16, participated in the variety show "I am a comedian in the third season" of Hubei Satellite TV. /kloc-In June of 0/0, he participated in the comedy competition program "Comedy Story" of Zhejiang Satellite TV.

2. Degang Guo

Degang Guo, male, born in Tianjin, 1973 65438+ 10/8, is a crosstalk performer, a film and television drama actor and a TV talk show host.

1979, at the age of seven, studied storytelling with Tianjin storytelling artist Gao Xiangkai.

198 1 year began to formally learn crosstalk. Three years later, he learned crosstalk from blind artists such as Wang Tianyu and Chang Baofeng. After that, he gave speeches on cross talk jokes such as Yang Jiajiang, Zhang Guangtai Going Home, and The Romance of Sui and Tang Dynasties.

From 65438 to 0989, Yang Zhigang, then the curator and writer of Hongqiao Cultural Center, studied crosstalk with his teacher, and learned traditional crosstalk jokes such as Palace Nine Arts, playing riddles, Eight Fan Screen, Bodyguards and Eating Yuanxiao.

From 65438 to 0995, Degang Guo went to Beijing, claiming to be Bai Quanfu's disciple and Yang Zhigang's apprentice.

1996, Deyun Society was established; Cooperate with the famous crosstalk actor Fan Zhenyu; Later, he served as the host and director of Food Story.

In 2000, he began to cooperate with famous Beijing crosstalk artists Zhang Wenshun and Yu Qian.

In 2002, he began to partner with Yu Qian and cooperated with Zhang Yongjiu, Wang Shiyong and Yang Jinming.

In 2003, he hosted anhui tv's Super Winner.

From June 5, 2004 to 10, crosstalk master Hou became his teacher.

In 2005, he joined his master Hou's Railway Art Troupe. After that, he hosted anhui tv's "Drama Wind Action" and made a guest appearance in the series "Underground Traffic Station".

In 2006, he hosted the starry night story meeting of Beijing TV Station. Also starred in the TV series "Miss Beiping" with Yu Qian; Later, he made a guest appearance as a taxi driver in the movie 60 1 Telephone. In February of 65438, he joined Yu Qian, Jing Li and Gao Feng as teachers, and was named Guo Zengfu, Yu Zenglu, Li Zengshou and Gao Zengxi respectively.

In 2007, he hosted the variety show "the legendary swordsman" of Oriental TV.

In 2008, Deyun Society added the regular performance of Tianjin Bayi Auditorium on the basis of the regular performance in Beijing.

In 2009, he hosted "Youku Niuren Festival"; And starred in the TV series "I was born with talent" with Yu Qian.

20 10 hosted the variety show "There's a Play Tonight" of Tianjin Satellite TV, and starred in the costume comedy "Clever Officials and Clever Housework" of Tianjin Satellite TV with Yu Qian and Cui Yi.