One day, I suddenly found that I had a big aunt, a second aunt, a fourth aunt and a fifth aunt, but I didn't have a third aunt. So I went to ask my dad: Why don't I have a third aunt? I thought for a moment: Did Third Aunt die when she was young? My dad said angrily, your third aunt is your mother!
The dog proposed to the bear, and the bear said, "I don't want to marry you, I want to marry the cat." The dog was puzzled and asked, "Why?" "The bear said," If I marry a dog, I will have a bear. If I marry a cat, I will have a panda! " "
There are three children sitting in front of the clinic-a big boy, a little boy and a girl. The nurse asked, what's the matter, little friend? Big boy: I swallowed a glass ball. The nurse asked the other one, and you? Girl: That glass ball is mine. The nurse asked again, what about you? Little boy: I will play next!
A new foreigner lives next door to a friend. One night, a foreigner knocked at the door for help and said, "My TV is broken and I can't change the channel." The buddy looked down at his watch and said calmly, "It will be like this on TV all over the country from 7: 00 to 7: 30 in the evening."