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A classic joke about baldness. Say 45 sentences.
The classic joke about baldness is about sentence 1 1. I couldn't sleep all night and lost a lot of hair. It's about to collapse.

2. I will really lose my hair. My hair is everywhere in the house, but I still have a lot of hair.

3. The hairline is moving up day by day, and a handful of hair is lost ..... Now I have the problem of "baldness" at a young age.

The older you get, the less hair you have.

I haven't taken good care of myself recently. I'm anxious, stressed, losing my hair, overworked, and just want to lie down and shed tears.

6. Young people always stay up late, while old people are bald.

7. Getting rid of poverty is not as easy as losing hair.

8. I found that my persistence has never wavered in recent years. Besides eating and sleeping, I should only lose my hair.

9. There's another friend who doesn't lose all his hair, but his hair is sparse. Once, he was sitting in the office wearing a wig. I pushed the door and looked at him a few times, wondering: Why is this person's face so familiar?

10. I will always remember the summer wind, clearly saying that I am bald.

1 1. I never used a comb again.

12. My hair is falling out badly. I'm thinking of cutting it short.

13. The pressure is so great that I can't breathe. I only slept for two or three hours a day for a month, and my hair fell out one by one. I can't tell anyone. Tired? Tired!

14. Because my hair is sparse, every hair of mine has a name.

15. In order to keep the hairline as wide as the reclaimed plain, we can only choose to expose the rising hairline. The necessity of middle-aged people is really everywhere.

16. Every time I tidy up my hair on the bed, I marvel at the number of my hair and how many hairs have been taken away.

17. I worry about losing my hair every time I wash my hair, but I get carried away every time I stay up late.

18. Can you stop losing your hair? If you lose it, I will be bald. Except my hair, eyebrows and eyelashes, can I not have long hair? I really can't shave.

19. My sparse hair and hairline are moving up. What did the years leave me?

20. Hair loss is annoying. I feel that I will be bald in a few years if I fall like this again.

2 1. Girls' hair loss is more terrible than boys'.

22. The recent state, stress, crazy hair loss (fortunately, a lot of hair), neurasthenia, poor sleep quality, bad temper, is this the state that middle-aged people should have?

23. Just grab it before taking a shower and tie it up. You can't tie your hair out if you are bald!

One of the causes of hair loss is heredity. If parents take off their heads early, most sons also take off their heads early.

25. If you are unhappy, you will lose your hair, and if you eat too much, you will gain weight.

26. I will really lose my hair. I feel like a dandelion in my last life.

27. People have been recalling their college entrance examination these days, and they are deeply impressed. They have turned their clocks several times, cried, and of course witnessed the hairline moving up day by day.

28. I have to say that wearing a hat and cutting bangs are all to cover up the rising hairline.

29. I dreamed that I lost a lot of hair and grass.

30. In his later years, Du Fu wrote a poem, "The hair is too short to hold the hair clasp". It shows that the white hair on the head is getting less and less, and the hairpin in the bun can't be inserted.

3 1. Ancient beauties must have a hairstyle called "Dark Cloud", so as to comb out various hairstyles and make themselves more beautiful. There were many prescriptions for treating diseases, nourishing hair and hairdressing in ancient times.

32. Even if you keep a happy mood every day. Still can't stop my rising hairline.

I don't know how many years ago I read this cartoon. The publication that published this work, together with the author, has no impression, but this painting has never been forgotten, which shows the deep impression.

34. I am too bald. Tears filled my eyes. Is black sesame paste useful? Start raising hair. Any good suggestions? After the exam during the day, I started to lick my hair.

35. I have lost my hair badly recently. My mother says my hair is thinner and washes quickly. This may really be my real mother.

I really dare not recognize him if he doesn't take the initiative to say hello. There is a colleague in the unit who is several years younger than me, but his hair has long since fallen out, and his shiny front head has to be covered by a few strands of hair around him. Later, he went to replant, and he was much more proud.

37. I once saw a photo taken by a friend and found that the hair on the top of my head was clearly visible under the scalp. I can't help secretly surprised that my hair has become so sparse before I know it.

38. What was once simple has become so complicated. Like long hair.

Although you look smart staying up late, you will lose your hair like a dandelion.

40. I'm so busy these days that my hair is beginning to fall out. My friend comforted me that it was a season change, and I always felt that it was very likely to stop production.

4 1. Stay up late, children with poor hair are bald and have long hair! Long hair! Long hair!

42. Only hair loss can last for so many years.

43. Today, my hair in the shower broke the record again. ..............................................................................................................................................................

44. Adult life is not easy except gaining weight and losing hair.

45. I found a lot of hair when sweeping the floor every day, and so did combing my hair. Fortunately, I have a lot of hair and I still lose a lot every day.

Colleagues drink together, make funny copies, and send friends to collect 45 articles.

Colleagues drink together and send a funny copy to the circle of friends (I) 1. Bold words and spirits make heroes brave. Sweet talk, persuade friends to drink more. Nonsense, no depth of thought. No words, dream. Talk to yourself, wake up and regret it.

2. Feelings are too weak to drink.

If I don't drink, I won't drink China's good wine. Where should I put it?

No one understands your frown, and no one gets drunk with you. Blame me for asking for it and try to understand your discomfort.

Qianshan always loves thousands of waters and drinks less.

6. You are the wine and I am the luminous cup; You are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you with me all my life, and I will never regret being drunk all my life!

7. Wine is like water in a bottle. When you drink it, you are haunted by ghosts. When you talk, your legs will slip. You get up in the middle of the night looking for water, and you regret it in the morning.

8. Wine is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

9. Waiter, has this wine been watered?

10. The theoretical basis of the battle for wineries is: small wine can do small things, big wine can do big things, good things can last for a long time, and nothing can be done without wine.

1 1. Intentional life makes everyone tired, but unintentional life makes everyone drunk every day. When the iceberg melts, you sleep well!

12. Let's drink to tomorrow and to the past.

13. Be careful when drinking, and don't get drunk after drinking.

14. He told me that my stomach would hurt if I didn't drink, and I said that my heart would hurt if I put down my glass.

15. If you don't drink it generally, if you don't drink it, it will be unusual to drink it.

16. It's better to doze off than to get drunk.

17. One wine wins, two wine loses, three wine two dead's wife, four wine rocks, five wine four rooms, and six wine enlightenment is a temple.

18. Eat leftovers and pack them back.

19. The key is the right atmosphere.

20. You can drink 2252, so comrades should be trained!

2 1. Only when you are drunk and ambitious will you dare to let your wife scold you for three days!

22. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine style is style, wine virtue is morality, and wine bottle is level.

23. I started drinking again as soon as I lifted my ass.

Colleagues drink together and send funny copy to friends circle (2) 24. The best way not to get drunk is not to drink. People who drink this method know a lot, but they do almost nothing.

25. The sober people and sages in ancient times have been forgotten, and only great drinkers can be immortalized.

26. Wine songs will accompany me tonight until the morning light reflects the jade cup. Propertius

27. Wine is a kind of magic that can relax the tongue and make the story vivid.

28. Don't blame men for smoking or women for drinking. Smokers have stories. The drinker has something on his mind.

29. Grass-roots cadres don't drink alcohol and have no expectations at all.

30. Pretend to be indifferent and use alcohol paralysis to make yourself look numb.

3 1. One for you and one for me. Let's dance after drinking.

32. It doesn't rain in the sky, but it's dry underground. Does replacing wine with tea count? This is a bitter drink.

33. When you are away from home, the wine field is unbearable.

34. If I want to drink well, you have to pour it first.

35. If you can get drunk in the past, your memory is a hangover.

36. There was a new cup in an old cellar. Two people drank until dark, three points were sober and blowing wildly, and seven points were drunk and went home.

37. Since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush after drinking wine.

38. The sound of a thousand years comes to the pillow, and the shadow falls on the five old peaks in the cup.

39. If you are drunk and don't accept anyone, just hold the wall.

40. Be able to drink and not lose, leading the secretary.

4 1. A word for a lifetime, a glass of wine for a lifetime.

42. No drinking, no future; A catty of wine, focusing on training; Drink only drinks, and the leaders don't drink; If you can drink without losing, the leading secretary will fall down as soon as he drinks, and the official position will be difficult to protect; Drinking too little makes it difficult to find talents.

43. Youth is dedicated to a small wine table. Drunk is drinking!

44. One hundred cups to drink and one pillow to pack spring dumplings.

45. People who can't drink well mostly drink to vent, while I, a good drinker, give up drinking to bury something deep in my heart.

Those humorous homophonic sentences.

Those humorous articles are 1. I still hate you, just like my neighbor ate Chili and got numb next door.

The light next to the bedroom at home flashed that day and called the maintenance master. What questions did the master ask? I said, "The light next to the bedroom is too flashing." He said, "Catch the vine of love?"

The dragon thanked the crab for cooking it, so it was kind for the crab to cook it.

Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all babies? I am the only stupid person!

5. I said I don't drink. You go around telling people that I won't live long. ...

6. Even I don't want it, so what do you want, a meal?

7. I went to buy oysters On the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that oysters like mud.

8. The duckling said to the chicken, "Chicken, I like you." Chicken: Don't duck.

9. When I was fourteen years old, I caught a cicada. I thought I had caught it all summer. Unexpectedly, cicada said, "I don't hate catching cicadas, but I like them a little?

10. I haven't washed my hair at home for four days, so sexy.

1 1. The doctor prescribed me a pill. I fell to the ground and kept ringing. I looked at it carefully, and it turned out to be a pill that sounded good.

12. I said I can't drink. You go around saying I won't live long?

13. I seem to have gained weight. I will accompany you to lose weight. Let's stop eating meat.

14. Do you know? Doraemon has no neck for health reasons. Why? Because "the blue neck is covered with mud."

15. the Monkey King's golden hoop is missing. The Monkey King asked the earth god, "Where is my golden cudgel?" "Great Sage, your golden hoop is great, because it suits your hairstyle."

16. My friend has been advising me to marry a rich man. Funny, don't talk to me again, okay? Advise Fu, I am willing!

17. A sheep migration.

18. Oh, my God! The goddess actually replied to me! I replied excitedly: then you pull first, and then we'll talk. An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished?

19. You haven't even tasted me. What did you taste? Pinru?

20. I asked my mother, why can't the flame of the candle stop for a while? Mom said because this is a spiritual guy. "

2 1.m had a fight with n, and m finally admitted his mistake because m was sorry.

22. Guo suddenly called the agent of his wife with kidney calculi: Yudong Stone. His wife was shocked: look at the sea?

23. Crispy rice crust, dough and mud are good friends. One day, Mud asked the rice crust: What shall we do? The crispy rice said: Let's meet!

Those humorous homophonic articles 2 24. Aladdin was punished by God and put into a jar. He asked doubtfully where this was. So God: You are in a pot and don't know the pot.

25. A duckling ran fast on the mud and then fell asleep. The name of this story is Mud Sleeping Duck.

26. Lu Su: "You are drunk, if you drink any more, you will die." Zhou Yu: "I'm not drunk." Lu Su: "Go ahead, viceroy." Zhou Yu: DuDu DuDu

27. I didn't bring my book to class today. The teacher asked me where the book was. Yes, where did I lose?

28. Beautiful women's rooms are generally messy. After all, she is a beauty in a messy room.

29. I don't know how long I have been drinking a pot of tea at home. I just put it in a cup to make tea. When I turned around and saw the milk, it made a loud noise! Oh! It turns out that drinking milk tea is so loud!

30. I understand a truth. If people are ugly, they should read more books. In the past, people said that I was not the material for reading, but I was praising my beauty.

3 1. Some frogs will touch your stomach, because Conan said that frogs with all their heart have been touching your stomach.

32. I prefer Li Bai's poems. Lu You is so angry that I dare not surf the Internet.

33. China had invented UAV technology in the Tang Dynasty. There is a record in Du Mu's "Crossing Huaqing Palace": "When the world of mortals rides the princess, the drone is litchi."

34. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother duck says it's time to eat. Close the book, close it, close it, make it up. Did you hear that?

35. If you won't kiss me, what will you kiss, Qinghai-Tibet Plateau?

36. I said I made ceramics. You said everywhere that I touched porcelain on the road?

37. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed without a word, and finally I couldn't help but lift the lid. It turned out that steaming was boring.

38. Candle: Mom, why does our flame jump? Mother Candle: Silly boy, because we are a little angry!

39. Q: Do you really want to lose weight by eating so much every day? Enjoy it!

40. "What if the white balloon bursts and the black balloon bursts?" Confession balloon

4 1. Tell those who once looked down on me that I have a house, not rented, but opened in King's Canyon, ok?

42. Before he died, Gong Yu said to his son, "Move mountains, move mountains", and his son said, "Shiny".

43. "I have a great job." "What?" "Dig the lotus root."

44. The bear planted a fruit tree and took good care of it every day. The fruit trees didn't bear fruit until autumn. The bear said disappointedly, "No fruit, no fruit."

45. I accidentally bumped into the corner of the table at home, and the rag on the table fell off and actually rolled out of the door. It turns out that cloth can go out.

A sentence with high emotional intelligence requires a date. Talk about 45 sentences of copywriting.

The sentence of Gao EQ looking for a date is about copywriting (I) 1. Once upon a time, the seed of love, and then his temples were gray.

2. Become a person who is not lonely at all in the street.

3. Ask for a date on Tanabata. I drive a Buick, you bring chickens and ducks, and the rear engine brings a pair of turbines to increase ducks. It's my treat. You take the money and step on the gas pedal.

4. Ask for a date on Tanabata. I'll drive a Porsche, you take the seat cushion, and go where you can leave, go on road trip. I ask you out, you get the money. Only one person. I can't push it with many people.

5. Overhaul, asking for a date, asking for a takeaway, and asking for an orgasm: We have learned to endure and learn to be bad! This is what people do. I was happy for a while ... but I didn't feel sad: I felt much better. It hurts for a while In cold and warm self-knowledge.

6. I can't even keep my hair. What can I expect to keep you?

7. Every day in the past.

8. It takes courage and luck to love someone.

9.*** Have fun.

10. May you always be my armor. No matter whether you are stable or drifting, I will feel at ease with you.

The evening breeze in early summer is romantic and gentle. I want to hold you in the arms of my world and write you in the gentleness of my life.

12. Let nature take its course, you have plenty of time.

13. Distance is frightening, because you don't know whether he is thinking about you or forgetting you.

14. Shan Ye is 1000 miles away. You are the romance I met in the world.

15. I want to give you everything, but I have nothing. I am willing to give up everything for you, but I have nothing to give up.

16. You know, you don't cherish me now, and there is no shop after this village. But you should also know that once you pass this village, I will wait for you in the shop below.

17. Secret love has become a habit, humbleness has been ingrained, and scraping bones to cure poison is not clean. In August, Chang 'an "secretly loves".

18. The breeze is not dry, so go out with you.

19. I can't objectively evaluate it. I love him subjectively.

20. I miss you, I love you, hahahaha, I will take care of you all my life.

2 1. Regret is happiness. Because there are things you regret.

22. If loving you is a mistake, I would rather make it worse, even for life.

It's not that I like all your looks, but that I like all your looks.

24. Love itself is a book. After reading it countless times, I don't know what its meaning is. Maybe it's because of carelessness, maybe it's a summary of the true meaning. People are still people, just people. When they meet and know each other, they will always draw different arcs in a delicate time and space stage.

25. Let the storm come more violently, and let the date get soaked.

26. Every time I buy a drink, I thank you for your patronage. One day, I suddenly couldn't write Huizi in the exam, so I opened the drink next to me. At that time, I was crazy. Another bottle!

27. At night, you are in my dream; During the day, you are in my heart; Dependent, you are in my eyes; Separation, you are in my thoughts. Dear, I have you every day and never forget every minute.

Generally speaking, I can't use a family bucket to heal my wounds until I have a stable job. I envy dating experts for having such a wise audience as me.

29. My heart is made of glass. Although it does not have the dignity of crystal, it is as transparent and fragile as loving you. So, I hold it in my hand and hope you can accept it; I don't expect you to take good care of it, even if it's just in your pocket, as long as I can feel your temperature.

I really don't want to despise you with my toes. You made me do it.

3 1. I wake up early every day when I don't need to get up early.

32. You are the star in front of you. When you smile, I think of being with my children.

I miss you day after day. When will the beautiful dream appear, dear: I really want to see you again.

34. Surprises in ordinary life.

35. The punch line is the prey, so prevarication.

36. People's minds will change. I used to want to get rich, but now I just want to get rid of poverty.

37. Spring is your love, Xia Yun is your lingering around the peak, the autumn moon is your tenderness, and Dongmei is your love.

38. The meaning of "I love you" is: I will never give up my love for you regardless of poverty, wealth, old age, illness, natural disasters and man-made disasters.

39. I really envy those who have stories. Unlike me, a word "handsome" can last a lifetime.

40. In the world of mortals and misty rain, a casual passing by may be doomed to a bloom-like encounter. Meeting may just be the beginning. Only by understanding each other can we be together for life. Although this feeling is elegant and simple, it seems so precious.

4 1. There is only one you in the world. How can I not cherish it?

42. I like you, the kind that I can like for a long time, the kind that summer passes through autumn, the kind that is fresh and passionate.

43. All good things should be experienced with you.

44. I have been waiting for someone, someone who can end my loneliness, and I hope it is you.

45. Whenever I date Xiansen in winter vacation, there is always a mistress named winter vacation homework.