The lost girl finally found her place.
3, people have a plenty of background, I only have a back.
4. The teacher's teaching impressed Xiao Ming deeply, so the next day, he inserted a pair of false teeth.
I wanted to eat my sorrow in one bite, but I became fat in one bite.
6. Dare to curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning, and I curse you for eating instant noodles with seasoning.
7. Hey, Demo! Call yourself fat and out of breath.
8. The sky is actually colorless. It didn't deceive you, you just deceived yourself with your own eyes.
9, so shameless, so heartless, your weight should be very light.
10, there must be a very important moment every day, which is used to be in a daze.
1 1. Facing hooligans, I am a scholar. In front of literati, I am a rogue.
12. Time flies. It was dark as soon as I got up.
13, the chemistry teacher asked, what about gas leakage? Don't panic, light a cigarette and calm down.
14, you promised not to make me cry, but you fucking smoked me with onions.
15, who hasn't died since ancient times, it's your turn next.
16, be strong, failure is also a part of success, where you fall, where you are wrong.
17, this kind of thing, sleeping, really still sleeps soundly on the school table.
18, each class has a harem, and there are always a few people vying for favor.
19, I think my math scores are very worthy of the math teacher's face value!
Brother, don't make me use my power in Beijing. I don't want to start a bloody battle.
2 1, whether you care about me or not, it doesn't matter, I still care about you.
22. I will spend the afterlife with you. If you don't come to me, I won't get old.
23. You are afraid, so am I. I didn't mention what I was afraid of. In fact, I'm afraid of everything you have.
24. You spent the first half of your life without my company. Let me spend the second half with you.
25. I have no other ideas. I just like you stupidly.
26. I want to be a stinky tofu-like man, smelling stinky and eating fragrant. This is called connotation.
27. Why do you know that you will break up and fall in love? Then why are you still alive when you know you will die?
There is an old legend that people who can see beautiful women on the campus of Nanjing Normal University will live forever. ...
29, in Egypt, a man can marry four wives, how tired it is, or China.
30. Women in the new era went to the hall, climbed over the fence, fought for mistresses, and beat hooligans, but they couldn't get out of the kitchen.
3 1, happiness is good, don't bask in it, because it will dry sooner or later, so keep a low profile.
32. There is no wine in your dimple, but I am as drunk as a dog.
33. You said you would stay with me forever. No, I want to have black hair.
South Korea's cosmetic technology is not as good as China's Mito Xiu Xiu.
35. I always feel that a bed that is made too neatly will mean a little peace in my old age. Well, it's still messy and energetic.