I want to fall in love. Everything is always slow and life is still wonderful. Happy April Fool's Day!
3. Don't bother me when you are sad; When I miss you, you kiss my ear; When you are helpless, you say hello to me; When I am happy, you dance with me; I don't know what to do without you! Say thank you on April Fool's Day: mobile phone.
4. April Fool's IQ test: If you think you are smart, please press the button; Feel handsome, please press it; Feel attractive,
5. When something happens, you will be so busy that you will be confused; When I'm fine, I'm bored; My favorite thing to do is to miss you and send you messages, because another fool has seen my news.
6. Everyone should learn a craft, such as whipping a pig's head, beating a dog stick, flattering, laughing, for example, for example, I tease you, hahaha, happy April Fool's Day!
7. On an opaque night, a stout man brutally killed and dismembered you! The police arrested him the next day, but the damn guy was accused of killing pigs without permission.
8. Hello, dear users! Because your mobile phone looks ugly and outdated, it has seriously affected the appearance of the city and hindered the development of communication services. This station decided to send a signal to destroy the mobile phone in minutes! And wish you a happy holiday!
9. My name is incredible, also called teasing you. My nickname is silly, and you are not comfortable with foreign names. There is no other purpose in texting today, just to see if your mobile phone is turned on, and by the way, tell you: Happy April Fool's Day!
10. I'll give it to you in the autumn wind. Looking for you between mountains and rivers at sunrise; If you run, you will be chased by smelly sweat; Catch up with you and take it home to stew you! Alas, it is not easy to beat a dog! Happy April Fool's Day!
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12. Today is April Fool's Day. In the spirit of celebrating the festival, I will send you a short message. Don't call me heartless. I miss you very much. I don't know that I miss you and still love you. Alas, if only today were not April Fool's Day.
13. When you laugh, ghosts scream; When you howl, everyone runs away; When you cry, you lose everything; Shake the house down when you get angry; When you make a scene, it will cause a storm. For the sake of world peace, it is better to send you out of the earth! Happy April Fool's Day!
14. If you want to be rich, you must think like Bill Gates. If you want to get something for nothing, you have to learn to go home to support the elderly; I want to go back to my honest childhood, unless my head is caught in the door; If you don't want to be fooled on April Fool's Day, listen carefully. You have to pay me an apprenticeship fee first. Happy April Fool's Day!
15. I've always wanted to find a festival for you to celebrate, but there is no suitable festival for you. You are over age on June 1 day, and March 8 has passed. It's okay now. Your holiday is finally coming tomorrow. Happy April Fool's Day!
16. This short message was specially made for April Fool's Day. Smart people will become stupid and cute when they receive it, and fools will become stupid when they receive it. Whether you succeed in getting rid of stupidity or not, you will get a piece of luck. May you be "stupid" and "stupid" happy!
17. On the day when it is difficult to tell the truth from the false, vulgar roses, disgusting love words, kneeling on one knee in the crowded square, said that they love you. Honey, forgive me for having to use these stupid and stupid methods. Wish you a happy holiday!
18. I once had a sincere love, and I didn't cherish it. You'll regret losing it. If I could do it all over again, I would say: I love you. If you want to choose a confession time, I hope it is April Fool's Day!
19. A drop of water is very small in the ocean and very large in the desert; Red-crowned cranes are small in cranes and large in chickens; You are small in the crowd and great in the pigsty!
20. Life has its ups and downs. Life is not lonely because of you. Maybe happiness is just a temporary possession. Because of you, it will become eternal. You bring me joy and happiness, my puppy!
2 1. Listener friends, welcome to the weather forecast. From 1 month, there will be thunderstorms in our city, with more lightning phenomena. I would like to remind you that you should wear your mobile phone on your head when you go out, and the mobile phone charger should be placed behind you for lightning protection! Never!
22. I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you pass me, I will fall for you, and it is in vain not to smash you.
23. I wish you a happy April Fool's Day, whether you want to be fooled or fooled today! Only once a year, whether as a whole or as a whole, it is an ordinary day in happy event.
24. The animal world is wonderful. Lions roar and birds crow. Zebra antelope is eating grass, and bears and elephants are fooling around. Rabbits bully turtles and always want to race with them. Only the tortoise is silent, turn on the phone and watch the fun! Happy April Fool's Day!
25. Today, you woke up with a mosquito lying beside your pillow and a suicide note beside you: I struggled all night, and your impudence made me ashamed to live in this world! Lord, forgive him! I killed myself.
26. April Fool's Day, people are happy, smart fools are stupid, smart fools. You fools fool you, fools fool you. April Fool's Day brings joy to fools, and fools are comforted by fools. April Fool's Day wishes you to be silly year after year.
27. Five million won the lottery, and the business was promoted to the backbone; When the house loan was repaid, I woke up and became a martyr. You are beautiful, aren't you? But I forgot to tell you that the most important thing is that all this can only be realized on April Fool's Day!
28. Your glass shoes are really beautiful. I want to ask your glass shoes to dance. If you are free, please come along! Let's jump from Valentine's Day to April Fool's Day, shall we? Happy April Fool's Day!
April Fool's Day is April Fool's Day. In order to prevent people from being cheated, we decided to take a day off without deducting wages and bonuses. Special reminder: please don't go out and run around on this day. Please forward it to each other!
30. Commandments of April Fool's Day: 1) Stop fooling around, 2) Stop fooling around, 3) Stop playing with treasures, 5) Stop being late for work, 6) Stop having enough to eat, 7) Stop reading text messages, and 8) Stop! Do you know that?/You know what?
3 1. I love you forever! This is true, please believe me! You are my baby! Life can't live without you! Only I know your heart best! Your eyes are the softest (see the third word of every sentence). Happy April Fool's Day!
I love you in my heart, and I miss you deeply in my heart. I am very happy with you, and I miss you all the time without you. Now, I just want to tell you that I am stupid at the moment. Happy April Fool's Day!
33. Your voice comes from the valley. I looked down and found you at the corner of the mountain. It is you! It is really you! You were with an old man, and I excitedly ran over and said, Uncle, lend me the donkey.
34. Report: Your sleeping position is not correct at this time. For your health, please get up and go back to sleep.
35. People say you are stupid. You are filial to your parents, sincere to others, unfaithful to the opposite sex and selfless in your work. This kind of character is really valuable, and everyone praises your kindness. Today is April Fool's Day, I wish you a happy holiday and all the best!
36. This is the last short message I can send on my mobile phone. Finally, I'll leave the most precious thing to you, because there's something I've always wanted to say to you, but I didn't say it-help me recharge * _ *
37. Stop getting drunk. Yesterday, someone saw you chasing a pig with a glass and shouted, Are you a brother? Brother did it!
38. There are six kinds of pigs in the world. Those who are kept at home are called domestic pigs, those born in the mountains are called wild boars, those who look at blessings are called stupid pigs, those who laugh at them are called stupid pigs, those who ignore me are called dead pigs, and those who don't return my blessings are even worse than pigs.
39. At the moment I left, your helpless crying and heartbreaking pain behind me suddenly made me understand how much I love you. I suddenly turned around and cried and hugged you: I'm not selling this pig!
40. I didn't think of you until today. I'm still afraid to send you a text message. Only at this moment today can I have the courage to say: I love you … and happy April Fool's Day! (Ha ha, believe it or not)
4 1. It is a lie to say that you are not beautiful; To say that you are ungrateful is to misunderstand you; There is no reason to say that you are not gentle; It is absolutely unreasonable to say that you are not smart. Everything is good for you, but you should be happy on April Fool's Day today.
42. April Fool's Day three from four virtues: from the recent beginning, from the closest relationship, from the best temper; Students can be fooled, colleagues can be fooled, close friends can be teased and lovers can be entertained.
43. On April Fool's Day in the Year of the Tiger, fools have fun with tigers. I wish you: the year of the tiger is like a tiger, with a strong back and a strong waist; In the year of the tiger, there is fox gall, and the fox is fake and tiger is powerful-extraordinary courage; In the year of the tiger, there is a tiger's luck, and the tiger goes down the mountain-there is no stumbling block! Happy April Fool's Day!
44. Today's April Fool's Day, the fool's order was issued, and it was wonderful to bark like a puppy. Laugh at the sky three times, and good luck will continue; I advise you to implement it quickly and travel quickly. Ask why, fools don't obey orders, fools don't listen to orders.
45. Fishermen catch fish, leave a few big fish and let all the small fish go. Is the fisherman stupid? Fools only see immediate interests, while wise men pursue sustainability! Grasping the "big" and letting go of the "small" is a kind of wisdom! April Fool's Day is here, I wish you wisdom all your life!
46. April Fool's IQ test: If you think you are smart, please press the button; Feel handsome, please press it; Feel charming, please press the button. Test results: press when I tell you, idiot! Fool, happy holidays!
47. From self-confidence to narcissism, Xifeng said that this is not a distance; From god horse to floating clouds, I lost my distance after reading it; From me to you, the blessing has disappeared in the distance. May you be happy at zero distance! Happy April Fool's Day!
48. I wish you good health, beautiful women and soft companions, a life of Fukang Robust, a career of Jetta BBK, a financial resource of Johnson Teng Sina, and a stock of Changhong Zi. Happy April Fool's Day!
49. I miss my relatives on holidays, and I miss my friends on holidays. My friends are in my heart. True feelings are like wine. Looking back suddenly, a greeting remains. Years are accompanied by friendship, and the four seasons of life hold hands with you. National Day, I wish you happiness forever! Happy April Fool's Day!
50. Happiness is not far away, a smile every day; Happiness is simple, content with everything; Health is not difficult, follow healthy habits; Life is not annoying, friends are around; Good luck, love yourself, love yourself, pass it on! Happy April Fool's Day!
5 1. The oil price has risen, and the basic low-carbon environmental protection has great prospects; The price of vegetables has risen, and basically the price of cabbage is expected to be the same as the house price; Friendship has also risen, and basically my blessing to you has reached a level, warm enough! I wish you happiness. Happy April Fool's Day!
52. These days, water friendship is rampant, infringing love is rampant, family ties in fake villages are surging, and pirated greetings are everywhere. Today is World Copyright Day, and I want to solemnly declare that my love and blessing for you are absolutely true. Happy April Fool's Day!
53. You are working, aren't you? Are you tired? There is one thing that I have been holding in my mind for a long time. After careful consideration, I decided to tell you. What I want to tell you is that … there is still some time before work. Happy April Fool's Day!
54. Whether it is summer or autumn, it is good to feel cool; Whether it is ups and downs, it is good to be happy; Whether it is far away or close at hand, just keep it in mind. Friends wish you well, contact more if you have nothing to do! Happy April Fool's Day!
55. In spring, we sow the prosperous truth with warmth; In summer, we cultivate our deep friendship with love; In autumn, we harvest sincere friendship with sincerity; In winter, we cherish the burning enthusiasm with happiness; Friend, have a nice day! Happy April Fool's Day!
56. Knowing you is a kind of fate; Caring about you is a habit. No matter how busy life is and how far away it is, our friendship will not change. Even if there are a thousand words, I can't express my blessing to you. I just hope you will always be happy April Fool's Day!
57. Silence doesn't hurt your vitality. Think more and flash your wisdom. Don't be angry with all gods, and your heart will be cold. Friends are thousands of miles apart and miss Chang Zaixin's head. Although we don't keep in touch often, we can forgive each other, and your's friendship will last forever. Happy April Fool's Day!
58. The bee and the butterfly met, and the butterfly said, "You are so stingy that you don't tell me sweet words!" " The bee said, "You are more stingy. You don't send me messages with two antennas on your head!" " "Happy April Fool's Day!
59. City people go to the countryside to build villas, and country people go to the city to buy houses; City people go to the countryside for leisure, and country people go to the city for leisure; City dwellers contribute money to sweat, country dwellers sweat to make money, city dwellers eat vegetables, and country dwellers beg for meat. Happy April Fool's Day!
60. I cried on the day of frustration; I smiled at the moment of success. Strong life, hard work. Life is beautiful, as long as you don't give up. We will make great achievements, come on! Friends, ignite hope and bless you! Happy April Fool's Day!
6 1. May my deep blessing turn into a breeze, blowing away your sleepy morning and hard work! Let it blow into every moment of your life and bring happiness to your friends! Happy April Fool's Day!
62. Getting up is also the pain of breathing. It struggles in every cell of me. It hurts when people wake up, it hurts when the alarm clock rings, and it hurts when the alarm clock rings. Getting up is the pain of breathing. It flows back and forth in the blood. It hurts when you don't get up, and it hurts even more when you get up. It hurts the most not to get up.
63. A young man married to welcome guests, made trouble in the bridal chamber at night, and asked the bride to recite poems. The bride is shy. At midnight, the guests didn't leave, and the bride said, thank you, gentlemen. How can you sing without talent? I once wrote a poem in the Tang Dynasty, and a spring night is worth a thousand dollars!
64. Your royal brother makes your position infinitely prominent, and your bodyguard is also quite outstanding in the industry. Besides, there were not many people who could afford pets in those days, but why did they always call themselves "poor" monks? Your behavior compels me to call you "pretending to be poor".
65. Female patient: Doctor, you told me to stick out my tongue. Why didn't you look? Doctor: I don't want to see your tongue. I told you to stick it out. I just want you to keep quiet while I write the prescription.
66. Workaholic, lost in the goal; Shoppers, the impulse in happiness; Arrogance, vain pride; Sadism, suffering in pain; Paranoia, numb to stubbornness; Laugh-crazy, giggling in the text message!
67. Flowers are in full bloom, because spring is coming; The earth is hot, because summer is here; Fallen leaves are scattered, because autumn has arrived; Snowflakes are flying, because winter is coming, and pigs are laughing, because my news is coming.
68. I always miss you especially these days. During the day, your figure occupied my mind; At night, you appeared in my dream. I think it's time for me to find you. I really miss you … roast duck!
69. Ha ha! You finally showed up. Do you know that I have been looking for you for many days? Now you finally show up automatically. I will never miss this rare opportunity. I'll crush you, you dead cockroach!
70. Bear: Get rid of the panda, and I will be a national treasure; Ape: drive away human beings, and I am the master of the earth; Man: Blow up other planets, and we can become the king of the universe; God: Trying to mess with me? I can restore the world to its original appearance in less than seven days!
7 1. Wang Xiaoer's wife played mahjong until the early hours of the morning. In order not to disturb Wang Xiaoer, she took off her clothes in the living room and crept into the bedroom. When Wang Xiaoer woke up, he was shocked and said, "Oh, my God, you lost everything!" " !
72. There is a little wolf. He was born a vegetarian and didn't eat meat. His parents are very worried. One day, they were very happy to see the little wolf chasing a rabbit. As a result, the little wolf grabbed the rabbit and said, Give me the carrot quickly!
73. Doctor: "Did the medicine I prescribed for you last time help you?" Patient: "Of course, my uncle mistook the medicine for his and died." I inherited that large fortune. "
74. After reading the Three Kingdoms, the tiger went to catch pigs and saw that there were no pigs in the pigsty: empty city plan! I turned around and saw a dead pig on the animal trap. I was shocked: danger! Suddenly I'm glad to see you again: yo-ho, there's a honey trap!
75. The judge angrily rebuked the defendant: "I have seen you in court seven times since I became a judge of this local court. Aren't you ashamed? " Defendant: It's not my fault that you can't be promoted.
76. Xiao Zhang: Director, do you mind criticizing? Section chief: Never, but I like it very much. Xiao Zhang: Yes, sincere criticism has many advantages. Section chief: The important thing is that I want to know who is not satisfied with me.
77. Research shows that people with bigger left eyes are smarter than those with bigger right eyes, while people with smaller left feet are good at sports. The study also revealed that those who started looking in the mirror after receiving the text message were clumsy, and those who took off their shoes were also clumsy. Happy April Fool's Day
78. Hello, we are the Admissions Office of Fool College. After repeated investigations, we decided to accept you as a student in our college on April Fool's Day, with free tuition and all-inclusive accommodation. Your student number is: scientific name is: fool Ichiro!
79. On April Fool's Day, the stupidest blessing is given to the stupidest person: I wish you innocence, kindness and ignorance; Great wisdom is stupid, and great stupidity is especially stupid; Stupid, super stupid; Stupid, stupid; Stupid style, stupid level!
80. Don't worry about April Fool's Day, be careful, be satisfied, be careful, be satisfied, be sincere and be happy!
8 1. April Fool's Day, please be a fool for one day: forget all your troubles and worries and hide your happiness in your heart; Success or failure is at stake, and happiness is enough; Intelligence is disturbed by intelligence, and ignorance is not enough; Sometimes a little silly, happiness will accompany you.
On April Fool's Day, I feel nervous and afraid of being fooled. Be cautious everywhere, and others are cautious when they speak. I'm afraid I'll be stupid and behave badly. I suggest my friends relax and don't worry that they will become stupid. Haha, a smile makes people relax, and life is happy and friendship is long. Happy April Fool's Day!
83. People say you are stupid. You are filial to your parents, sincere to others, unfaithful to the opposite sex and selfless in your work. This kind of character is really valuable, and everyone praises your kindness. Today is April Fool's Day, I wish you a happy holiday and all the best!
84. April Fool's Day is not silly and fun! May your income be "silly" every year, your mood be "silly" every day, your affection be "silly", your opportunities be "silly", your friendship be "silly", your wealth be increasing day by day, your luck be beyond imagination, your fame and fortune be well known, your wisdom be "silly", and you will be happy.
85. You are malicious, you are malicious, you are really malicious; People are thinner than cucumbers and have no meat; The skin is thicker than the wall, and the shells can't penetrate; The heart is smaller than the eye of a needle and never suffers; Love is thinner than paper, so you can cheat whoever you catch! I sent you this ten-cent message to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime message is my birthday present to you. Don't forget to invite me to dinner tonight.