Ba Shen had a first girlfriend named Xiaolan Pig, who was born in the Central Plains. She is petite, like Bobo, and Ba Shen loves her very much. They had sex and were deeply in love. There is a poem that says: when love is strong, clothes are easy to untie. Once untied, untied again, a piece of white snow wins! You can touch the body of a county town, touch it, touch it again, and have sex for more than a day! I trembled when I went to bed with a gun. I played again and again, and the bed was rotten until dawn. True love and false love will eventually break up, break up and break up again. When I take off my clothes again, people have changed! However, the relationship was deep and shallow, and they finally broke up, leaving Ba Shen alone to lay eggs every day. . .
Last year, Ba Shen worked as a production supervisor in Gusu. There is a female subordinate named Lin Er with big breasts. Ba Shen deliberately has hidden rules. Lin Er collapsed to the ground and asked Ba Shen. Is there a room in Shanghai? What is the income? Do you have a BMW? Ba Shen said, I have! Lin Er scolded, "Kill the dog, and you will have nothing. You are still a hidden rule, asshole! " ! Ba Shen sighed and said, "You and I don't want eternity, but we want a night's sleep!" ! Alas, love is a business after all, and the highest price wins!
20 17, there are 20 people in the working group. There is a woman named Superman, who likes her best, and Liu always loves her. She just fell in love, and soon the male god cheated on her, so she was extremely depressed. . . Group of friends booed: Ba Shen, Superman, together! Together! Then two people make an appointment to have dinner together!
After three rounds of drinking, the two chatted happily. Superman asked Ba Shen: What animals do you like? I love camels. What's the solution? Mimi grows on her back. . . Hehehe! Starlings are hooligans, but I like them. . .
Ba Shen asked: What animals does Superman like? I like elephants. Why? The face of penis is very long. . . Ha ha ha ha! Super girl is dirty, and I like it very much. . .
When the wine is half drunk, both of them are drunk, their eyes are slightly drunk, and their hearts are rippling! Will myna come back tonight? Superman winked at the flower and asked with a light lip.
Ba Shen was heartbroken and said to himself, What a wonderful fate! It's time! I was drunk and didn't know the way home. Excuse me, goddess, can I spend the night?
Superman exulted and said shyly, hey, myna is drunk. I'll just take it in for one night, but it doesn't matter! But, starling, don't mess around. . .
When they checked in, at first, Ba Shen slept on the floor, then Ba Shen slept at the end of the sofa, then leaned back, and Ba Shen slept at the head of the bed. The two embraced at midnight. . . Ba Shen caressed his "Yin" and asked, why? Superman smile: Xuanzang's product door!
Superman touched his "Yang" and asked: What is this? Ba Shen: the root of heaven and earth! How about letting me practice in front of your house?
So Ba Shen put Superman's leg on his shoulder, frowned for a long time, and slowly entered it, supplemented by his left and right hands to open up and down the territory. . . But when I looked at Superman and inherited the essence of myna, I immediately felt a sense of peace, flowing down the river, into my hair, into my five internal organs, and my limbs were moistened by it, like mountains meet clouds, like the ground is polished, pear blossoms bring rain, lotus flowers spit, myna no, stop! No stopping. No, yes! Do not stop. . . .
At noon the next day, they woke up hugging each other, their faces were radiant, their eyes and ears were smart, their strength doubled, and all their diseases were gone! Superman sings: My door is always open, welcome to come again! So they're here again, again!
Liu, the general manager of the group friend pattern, said, to improve the pattern, why not have children? I will spend 30 thousand yuan a night. These are trivial things!
A group of welders, bald after years of rehabilitation, sighed and sang: Superman, I love you! Psychic life, welder dream!
The group was named Anle: Yang Mulan Pig, but Ranlan Pig was concerned with Ba Shen. Anle said angrily: people should be famous, pigs should be strong, blue pigs have breasts, and Anle has a big stick. Let's have a good fight when we wait for Zhao Wushan.
Zora, a friend of the group, has been diving for a long time. When he heard the news, he said, Ba Shen, eight times a day is God!
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S ends this article with a poem, wishing them a long life together!
Dogs bite.
A cat calls for spring.
You only wear perfume when you sleep.
Wait for me to get hot water.
The wind is blowing.
It's raining.
Open your chest.
Close the door.
You said stop listening to music.
Listen to the groans.
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Untie your red belt.
Sprinkle a bed of snowflake white
All the water in the world swings in your eyes.
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