The story of Diusim has caused a great uproar in Feng Yiting, but Dong Zhuo became more arrogant after he moved to Chang 'an. He ignored the emperor's ministers at all. That day, Zhang Zhang accidentally farted on the banquet. Ten minutes later, another dish was added to the banquet-"Braised human head". When Stuart Wang Yun returned to the mansion, he remembered the scene at the banquet. He said, I sent Cao Cao to assassinate Dong Zhuo, and he would never let me go, but what else could he do? Several of my subordinates have long practiced the cultivation of burning their eyebrows without saying a word. It will definitely not work if we meet again and force them to assassinate. I can't help shivering when I think of the last time I almost collapsed and people were still popular. Lao Wang walks in the moonlight when he is sad. Suddenly, he heard someone sighing beside him, sighing. He hurried over and saw The Story Of Diu Sim, a geisha in the mansion. This The Story Of Diu Sim is not an ordinary person. There are four beauties in the history of China. This "closed moon" is The Story Of Diu Sim. Legend has it that one night, The Story Of Diu Sim was enjoying the moon in the pavilion, and suddenly the moon shyly disappeared. In fact, it just happened to catch up with the eclipse. At that time, people didn't know that The Story Of Diu Sim was too beautiful to compare with the moon. In fact, there were many people watching the moon at that time, even cats and dogs were watching the moon, but everything came first, and The Story Of Diu Sim first invented this saying. Others can't just talk about themselves, otherwise it would be infringement. In fact, no matter how beautiful women were in ancient times, now Head & Shoulders, Sofitel, suspenders, miniskirts and even yoga and plastic surgery all fly into the homes of ordinary people. These things were not enjoyed in The Story Of Diu Sim thousands of years ago. At most, it's just a little pollen on your face, and you have to be wary of bee harassment without eyes. Look at the ancient maid's picture. I like to hold it regardless of spring, summer, autumn and winter If anyone still dresses like this, it's a silly elder sister. However, nothing can surpass its times. At that time, people had never seen any "little nurses" and thought pollen was the best skin care product. Naturally, they think The Story Of Diu Sim is the most beautiful beauty in the world. In other words, The Story Of Diu Sim is having sex with the moon in the garden, imagining which prince charming will come to save himself. Snow White was startled when she suddenly saw Wang Yun appear like a ghost. However, Xiao Chan grew up beside Wang Yun and knew his psychology. She said: "My mother only gave birth to my body, and my master's brilliance lit up my heart like the sun. Even if you are a cow and a horse, you can't repay your master's kindness. I saw your master always frowning today. He must have met with some difficulties. If I need help, my concubine will be crushed to repay your kindness. " Hearing this, Wang Yun suddenly came up with a good idea. Dong Zhuo, an old thief, is fighting for the skill of his adopted son Lu Bu. If he dedicates The Story Of Diu Sim to them, I'm afraid they won't turn against each other. Yun3 thought of here can't help but be elated, as if the life and death safety of the Great Han Dynasty were in his hands at once, and he quickly invited The Story Of Diu Sim to the back room to discuss plans. The next day, Wang Yun invited Lu Bu to his home on the grounds of admiring his prestige. After drinking for thirty days, Yun3 called The Story Of Diu Sim out as a hostess. The Story Of Diu Sim is still reluctant. At this time, seeing that Lu Bu was well-proportioned and heroic, he quickly put on a low-cut sexy dress and came to Lu Bu. He gently said, "Long live, General, I have heard a lot about you, and seeing you today is enough to comfort me all my life." Then he winked at Lu Bu with his eyes. Rao has been Lu Bu's eyes for a long time. At this time, when I saw a stunner like The Story Of Diu Sim, I still couldn't help but plop and giggle for a long time without saying a word. Even one side of Wang Yun also see in the eye, think that women are not simple, naturally know this one. Although Xiao Chan usually blushes when she meets strangers, she is an expert on this occasion, so it also tells us a lesson: never underestimate women. Seeing that the time was almost up, Wang Yun said to Lu Bu, "If the general is interested, my daughter is willing to wait around." Lu bu quickly said, "no, no ... oh, well, ... thank you, Wang daren." I'll get ready right away. " After leaving reluctantly, I wanted to go back to see cicada several times along the way, but after all, because of face, I lay in bed giggling for a long time after I got home, which made my family think that Lu Bu was possessed by evil spirits and decided which mage to invite to do Dojo tomorrow. A few days later, Wang Yun gave a banquet in the mansion to invite Dong Zhuo and The Story Of Diu Sim to accompany the wine. Although a hundred cicadas don't want to, their lives are in the hands of Lao Wang, and they have to be willing if they don't want to. This Dong Zhuo was obsessed with sex for a while and was incited by Lao Wang and Xiao Chan. He really thought he was a middle-aged successful man with infinite charm, but forgot the sentence "There is no such thing as a free lunch". Can a girl of seventeen or eighteen have a crush on you, a bad old man of seventy or eighty? If you don't want anything, it's totally unreasonable. Poor old Dong went home with a big bomb in his hand, but he was still dreaming a big dream in the Spring and Autumn Period. Lu Bu has been waiting for flowers to bloom at home these days. I suddenly heard that The Story Of Diu Sim had been married by Dong Zhuo of michel platini and became his dopted mother. I didn't understand at the moment: that day Wang Situ said it was for me, not for my michel platini. Although I drank a little too much at that time, I was not mistaken. Maybe michel platini wants to meet his daughter-in-law first, but it's not right. Where can I see her all night? Maybe michel platini wants to help me check ... Poor Lyu3 bu4 has been destroyed by Liu, Guan and Zhang in turn, and boy has become a little dull. At this time he thought for a long time and didn't understand what was going on. Finally, he simply went to see it himself. When Lu Bu entered Dong Zhuo's room, Xiao Chan was sitting on the bed in rags. At the sight of Lu Bu coming in, tears poured out like the Three Gorges burst its banks. According to the old maid who changed the sheets, the sheets are still dripping after three days of drying. ) Looking at Lyu3 bu4 affectionately, pointing to his heart with one hand and Lyu3 bu4 with the other, I was so distressed that I couldn't hold Xiao Chan and cry for him for three days and three nights. It was not until Dong Zhuo was on the side that reason finally overcame feelings and quietly retreated. So sad for half a month, Lu Bu finally caught an opportunity. When Dong Zhuo went to the emperor to play cricket, he was not at home and hurried to see The Story Of Diu Sim. The Story Of Diu Sim is sitting in Fengyige at this time. He has reviewed his lines hundreds of times. Seeing Lu Bu coming like a gust of wind, his tears flooded again, which made the goldfish in the pool think that they had suddenly arrived at the seaside. I won't go into details about two people crying and scrambling to tell each other how they feel. There are so many on TV that I am so tired that my hands tremble when I think about it that Lian Bi can't hold them. Anyway, Dong Zhuo appeared in time when the two of them were just equal in strength-in fact, this is also a common routine on TV, otherwise it would have been a porn film. Since you can't shoot the old tricks, don't lose face again. In fact, Dong Zhuo knew something was wrong with Lu Bu, and he kept thinking these days: "I was negligent. The child is not young, even the wild animals know that he is in heat. I have to marry him a good wife in a few days, so as not to stare at everyone like a mule without a reins all day. " On this day, Dong Zhuo and Emperor Han Xian had a good time. Suddenly, when his feet hurt, he was bitten by a big ant. He called back to find Lu Bu, but no one answered for a long time. Since Dong Zhuo accepted Lu Bu, the best player in the world, as his adopted son, he was taken as a bodyguard by the way and could not leave his side for a moment. This time it was bitten by a big ant, which was obviously Lu Bu's dereliction of duty, otherwise the ant would have been killed by Lu Bu's Fang Huaji within three feet of him. This bite also made Dong Zhuo hit a tingle, remembering the strangeness of Lu Bu these days, and hurriedly picked up cricket and ran home. Sure enough, when Dong Zhuo panted heavily as he ran to Fengyige, Lyu3 bu4 was hugging The Story Of Diu Sim. Dong Zhuo was so angry that he picked up Lu Bu's big painting halberd and rushed over. However, in recent years, he has fattened himself. Before he ran a few steps, he was thrown away by Lu Bu, and Lu Bu also escaped like Liu Xiang. Dong Zhuo saw that he couldn't catch up, so he threw the painting halberd in his hand. In those days, Lao Dong was also a general with a total annihilation. Dong Shi's arrow is no less than Wang Yifu's. Unfortunately, it has been abandoned in recent years, and even throwing a painting halberd at a critical moment is far from it. This story also taught us a lesson: don't think that you don't pay attention to exercise when your life is good. If you are pregnant all day like Dong Zhuo, you won't even catch an adulterer, and you won't be wronged! If I had known this result, Dong Zhuo would definitely exercise every day. Unfortunately, history has no assumptions. This negligence also caused Dong Zhuo to lose his wife and life, and was sentenced to death by Lu Bu and Wang Yun on behalf of the whole country. He didn't finish lighting lanterns for half a month, and he also made some contributions to the night reading of some poor children to prevent a group of children from digging the wall to catch fireflies. After the death of Dong Zhuo, I have to mention that this person is Cai Yong. Even if you haven't heard of this name, you should have heard of his daughter's name-Cai Wenji. Supposedly, this Cai Yong is a great scholar, but we all know the virtue of China intellectuals. When Dong Zhuogang came to power, he sent someone to invite Cai Yong, but Shu wanted to put on airs and had to look around at least to get away. But Dong Zhuo doesn't care about this. As soon as he heard the sigh and lost face, he immediately said, if you don't come, kill his whole family! As a result, before I could look around, I came running with a sigh and fart. Don't laugh, today's intellectuals can't even catch up with sighs. After Dong Zhuo's lantern was lit, the former "cronies" published posters denouncing Dong's heinous crimes, and a good situation of "seriously studying and profoundly summarizing the accusation materials against Dong Zhuo" arose all over the country. But sigh at this time has launched a nerve, a man ran to the street to find Dong Zhuo with a runny nose and tears. In fact, Shu's move is nothing unusual. After all, he still wants to use the goodwill of the masses to win leniency, saying that "although he is not a talented person, he also knows the righteousness, and he is willing to go back to China and get ahead, just because of the feeling of an insider, and he does not feel that he is crying for it." Hehe, if I was moved for a while, I was really fooled by him. Fortunately, Wang Situ was sharp-eyed, pointed out Shu's sinister intentions in a profound and timely manner, and made up a hemp rope to hang him in prison.