My name is Alibaba, and my height is 1 m 88. Give you a bag of crispy rice and call me aunt.
2) Xiaohua Mall, when he was at school, the teacher told him to sleep, and his left ear exploded. Do you find it ridiculous?
3) Once upon a time, there was a mountain and a temple on it. There is a jar in the temple. There is a bowl in the jar. There is a spoon in the bowl. There are two peanuts in the spoon. I did, but you were too greedy. My story is over.
4) Once upon a time, there was a mountain. There is a temple in the mountains. In the temple, an old monk is telling a story to the children. What story is he telling? Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple in the mountain?
5) I hate it, I don't eat fried noodles, I have hepatitis, and I am in the hospital.
Childhood funny jingle 1) big head, big head, don't worry about rain, people have umbrellas, I have big heads.
2) I am your ape, sitting on your kang, your mother burns incense for me, your father kowtows to me, your grandmother gives me jiaozi, and your grandfather is my big fat man!
3) Old road, old road, have you arrived? No I don't.
4) Studying is very hard and tiring, and you have to pay tuition. It is better to join the underworld, have food and play, have status, and have beautiful women to sleep with you.
5) Sorry, never mind, put a P, it stinks!
6) The incense burner in sunshine produces purple smoke. Looking at the mutton string hanging in Qianchuan from a distance, I left three feet of saliva and no money in my pocket.
7) There is a donkey in the east. Nobody rides it. I am very happy today. I'll ride it. If you drive, you will fall in love with me and crush me in the mud. Go home and let mom wash it. Mom said she would skin me and burn incense to worship Buddha. I will never ride a donkey again!
8) Always one point and two points, Amitabha three points and four points, five points and six points once a year, and never a hundred points.
9) The river is fast. My sister and I stole watermelons, my sister stole two and I stole three, my sister escaped and I was caught, my sister ate watermelons at home, I wrote a check-up in prison, my sister cracked melon seeds at home and I was shot in prison?
10) hi-tech, hi-tech, shaving without scissors, scraping off one by one (Hao), scraping old and big bags, red bags, green bags, big purple bags, go home and wipe off the smelly toothpaste?
1 1) Report to the commander that your wife is in the bay and has no pants to wear. I picked up a piece of cloth and made briefs. Make up the east and make up the west, or show your ass
12) weave, weave, weave a flower basket. There are children in the basket. You can't get up if you squat down. 156, 157, 18, 19, 21, 256, 257, 28, 29, 31? 956, 957, 98, 99, 10 1.
13) rotten hawthorn, a lot. Try it before you buy it. Don't suffer. Don't blame me for your loss, because you bought my rotten fruit.
14) You are very handsome, with a nest of cabbage on your head, a hemp belt around your waist and a kelp. You think you are Dong Fangbubai, but in fact you are the second generation of SB. I remember Yili's ice cream was very popular at that time. It's yellow and wrapped in a piece of tissue paper. I miss that smell. )
15) the first grade died, the second grade was lifted, the third grade was dug and buried, the fourth grade couldn't get up crying, and the sixth grade brother couldn't get up. (Little Brother Gun: dialect in parts of Shanxi and Inner Mongolia, meaning little chop suey and little rabbit. )
16) widen the saw, widen the saw, and sing a big play in front of grandma's house; Pick up your daughter and invite your son-in-law and nephew boy to go.
17) Little mouse, go up to the lampstand, steal oil to eat, but can't come down, meow meow, the cat is coming, jabber and roll down.
An old Ding Man lent us a ball. I said three days later, and he said four days later. He bought a big biscuit, spent 33 cents, planted three leeks and bought a piece of meat, which cost 66 cents.
19) You, me, Hugh. You two, me two, shop assistant. You, me, three and thirteen sisters. You four me four, Shaolin Temple. You're five and I'm five, big flower drum. You are six, I am six, and I have six children. You are seven, I am seven, and seven fairies come down to earth. You are eight, I am eight and eight immortals crossing the sea. You nine, I nine, nine yin bones as the palm. Ten for you, ten for me and eighteen for the dragon.
20) Zhou skinned, 5 1 year-old, stealing chickens in the middle of the night. We are playing games and scratching Zhou skinned.
When I was a child, my aunt asked me to buy vegetables. I bought a bunch of rotten vegetables. My aunt beat me, scolded me, beat me, my mother was not at home, my aunt beat my father, my father beat me, my aunt beat my milk, I drank milk, my aunt beat my grandfather, my grandfather shined shoes, and my aunt beat my teacher. The teacher told the headmaster that the order was: 1.
2) My name is Alibaba, and my height is 1 m 88. Give you a bag of crispy rice and call me aunt.
3) Xiaohua Mall, when he was at school, the teacher taught him to sleep, and his left ear was exploding with his right ear. Do you find it ridiculous?
4) Once upon a time, there was a mountain and a temple on it. There is a jar in the temple. There is a bowl in the jar. There is a spoon in the bowl. There are two peanuts in the spoon. I did, but you were too greedy. My story is over.
Once upon a time, there was a mountain. There is a temple in the mountains. In the temple, an old monk is telling a story to the children. What story is he telling? Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple in the mountain?
6) I hate it, I don't eat fried noodles, I have hepatitis and I am in the hospital.
7) The fifth young man sells burnt earth, and no one can mend his trousers when they are rotten. Five dollars and five cents, he jumps straight.
8) One bucket is poor, two buckets are rich, three buckets and four buckets open pawn shops, five buckets and six buckets carry flowers, seven buckets and eight buckets walk the streets (selling tofu), and nine buckets and ten buckets of shit!
9) Break your heart, my heart, put it on a string, sprinkle some pepper noodles, and take it to roast, mutton string (Little Tiger's "Love")
10) Go up the mountain to shoot tigers. Tigers don't eat people, they only eat big bad guys.
1 1) squeeze, squeeze, squeeze oil, squeeze out Baba for sugar balls.
12) in "I woke up this morning in a relaxed spring", mosquitoes were everywhere, and a big bear came at night, and no one could escape.
13) Lushan Mountain is really a dragon bully. Your mother hits your father, Tianma Meteor Boxing, and your mother practices Monkey Boxing. When I was a child, I just watched saints. )
14) Love heel, Banlangen; Love ignores reason, but dogs ignore it.
15) She asks you for money, and the other party dares to help you hit her. Is that enough?
16) I have a good girlfriend, we are not lovers, we are not LES, but I love her.
17) The sun shines in the sky, flowers smile at me, and birds say early. Why are you carrying explosives? I went to bomb the school, and the teacher didn't know. I ran as soon as I pulled the rope, and boom, the school exploded!
18) On Sunday morning, it snowed heavily, and the old garbage collectors lined up. When the police gave the order, they rushed to the garbage dump and stuffed rags and socks into their pockets.
19) In my heart, you are an onion. Chop you, chop you, chop you and throw it in the toilet? (True Hero)
20) Knife, what kind of knife is it? Gold ring sword! Sword? What sword is it? Close the moon and shame the lightsaber! What kind of trick is it? Yin and Yang of heaven and earth recruit people! People, what are they like? People who fly over the eaves and walk over the walls! Love, what kind of love? Beauty loves heroes!
2 1) I'm Kosai, and I'm here to buy food. Two hairs for eggplant and one piece for cucumber!
22) In the middle of the night, I came to the pit and saw someone. I was desperate, jumped into the pit, saved that person and died heroically. In memory of him, a lamp was installed in the toilet.
23) I found a pack of cigarettes by the roadside and handed it to my uncle who is a policeman. My uncle smoked a cigarette and nodded to me. I said happily, uncle, give me the money!
24) P is a kind of biogas, which is tossed and turned in your heart. If you are not careful, you will be released. People who fart are complacent, and people who smell fart lose their temper. Hold your fart, hold your heart, you can't squeeze out fart, exercise. P is the spirit of life, there is no reason not to let go. People who put it down are happy, and those who smell it are depressed.
25) Car, tick-tock, tick-tock, Malanhua 2 1, 256,257,282931?
26) Your head, like a ball, is kicked to a department store, department store, and you are crushed by taking fans and fans to the train station.
27) Make up your mind to steal melons, climb in without fear of sacrifice, overcome all difficulties, and strive for victory and resistance to go home.
28) Sanlian
29) As long as you need me, I will always be where you can see me.
30) I tell you, with our original friendship, I dare to run wild in your life all my life.
3 1) As long as there are girlfriends together, it is called being at a loss! I hope our friendship will last forever.
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