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Arriving in Chengdu for the first time
? Fan Sao was originally a rural woman in northern Sichuan. Because Fan Sao worked in Chengdu for half a year and didn't go home, she got up the courage to entrust her daughter to her elderly parents-in-law and came to Chengdu by car alone.
Bump all the way, just got off the bus, suddenly heard a newspaper vendor outside the station:
"Buy Business Daily, Huaxi Dushi Bao and Chengdu Map (ass)."
"What? Chengdu's ass! Chengdu, this place sells ass everywhere? " ?
Fan yisao was surprised and wondered if this was a big place. There were many strange things.
? I hurried to the station outside and heard someone shouting, "Buy grapefruit (brother-in-law), grapefruit (brother-in-law) and Putian honey pomelo (uncle), which is fragrant and sweet, not sweet and free of cost."
? "Mom, someone sold my brother-in-law! He also shouted: "What's delicious, lick it? Don't lick, don't even want money! "! What a pity!
? I'm worried about my little brother Huang Ya, who just graduated from junior high school and came to Chengdu to work with Fan, that is, Fan's brother-in-law. Could it be that Fan sold it? !
Fan Ersao followed the crowd to the station exit, and finally saw Fan and his little brother, and her hanging heart was put down.
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Not "dad"
Fan Ge and his brother-in-law Huang Ya took the bag from Fan Jie and said to Fan Jie, "Come on, let's take a taxi back!" "
? Fan Ersao was startled: "Ancestor, which father do you want to beat?" Your father is still digging in the house! "
? When Brother Fan heard this, he laughed all the time knowing that Sister Fan had misunderstood. Next to Huang Ya quickly explained, "Elder sister, I didn't take a taxi, it was a taxi! It means we can go back by car! "
? Sister-in-law Fan realized this, but she couldn't help being curious and told them about selling "ass" and "brother-in-law". Brother-in-law Fan laughed even harder. Brother-in-law told Fan Sister-in-law the word "map" and "grapefruit", but Fan Sister-in-law knew that she was wrong, and I was embarrassed. ...
Dundu traffic police
? Fan Ersao's taxi just gave the green light at the intersection. The young traffic police signaled the vehicles and pedestrians at the left and right rear to stop and let Fan Ersao's car pass directly opposite. When Fan Ersao first came to the metropolis, she didn't know the rules when the red light stopped and the green light went. Instead, she suddenly fell in love with this polite young traffic policeman and even thought it was a warm welcome for her to come to this city. At the moment, she can't find other words to express her gratitude. "This police uncle is so embarrassed!" Suddenly blurting out is also a reward for the traffic police by Fan Ersao, right?
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Wear rain boots on sunny days.
Sister-in-law Fan came to the construction site where Brother Fan worked for a few days. She was bored and went out for a walk.
? There are many beautiful women in the street, wearing transparent stockings and high boots. Fan Ersao didn't understand again: it didn't rain, and there was no mud and water stain on the clean concrete floor. What are these little girls doing in long rain boots? !
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? Breast enhancement advertisement
Sister-in-law Fan came to Chengdu and lived in the construction site where Brother Fan worked for a month. She does nothing but wash clothes and cook for him in the canteen of the construction site every day. Seeing that Brother Fan was very tired on the construction site, she thought about finding something to do.
One day, Mrs. Fan was bored and looked around in the street when she was suddenly stopped by a middle-aged woman dressed in Zhou Wuwang.
The middle-aged woman mysteriously said to Fan Ersao, "Little sister, do you want to make money?"
Fan Ersao was pleasantly surprised. She asked warily, "What are you doing? I can't do anything illegal! "
The middle-aged woman kept a close eye on Fan Ersao's bulging chest, pulled Fan Ersao aside with a smile, hugged Fan Ersao's shoulder affectionately, and enthusiastically said, "Sister Wa, our company is engaged in breast enhancement products. As long as you take a picture of us, our company can pay you 1000 yuan immediately! " ?
? Sister-in-law Fan thought to herself, Brother Fan worked so hard at the construction site, earning nothing for a month 1500, take a photo by himself 1000? Secretly secretly pleased, so resolutely agreed.
The middle-aged woman took Fan Ersao to a building, got on the elevator and entered a luxurious room, and whispered with several men and women in the room for a while. Those men and women kept looking at Fan Ersao.
A clever and slim girl took a soft ruler, measured it on Fan Ersao, and drew numbers on the paper. Then, I took a few pages of paper full of words and asked Fan Ersao to write her name.
The girl with sweet voice finally took Fan Ersao to another room and told Fan Ersao to undress. Although there are no men, Fan Ersao is still a little scared and shy and refuses to take off her clothes. At this moment, a middle-aged woman came in. Vincent said to Fan Ersao, "Aren't you married yet? Haven't you ever fed the children? We are all women, but your breasts are big. We'll only pat your chest and promise not to pat your head. Who knows these are your breasts? "
Fan Ersao is worried about that 1000 yuan. When she wanted to breast-feed her baby at home, so many men had seen her breasts. Besides, the middle-aged woman has said that she can't look at her skull. In such a big city, who can recognize that this is her own chest! Wriggle for a while, or stripped off, the girl patted her chest.
Fan Ersao earned 1000 yuan in less than one morning, and she was happier than killing a fat pig at home!
Van Gogh looked at the roll of money brought back by Sister-in-law Fan, and after listening to Sister-in-law Fan, he even said to Sister-in-law Fan, "Don't fucking do this again!"
Mrs. Fan wanted to explain something like "I didn't slap my skull" and "no one knows myself", but she was really angry and didn't dare to say anything.
? After a long time, Fan Ersao happened to see the trembling breasts on the leaflets distributed in the street and was ashamed for a long time.
005
A cleaner in the sales department.
Fan Sao has been paying attention to the "urban ideal" sales department of Fan Ge's construction site for a long time.
The glass door of the magnificent business department is plastered with "Revelation of Recruitment". When Fan Ersao was in the fifth grade of primary school, she recognized that she wanted a sales girl and a cleaner. The basic salary of a sales girl is 1500 yuan per month, plus 8% commission. The cleaner only gets 800 yuan per month, but there is no commission. On this day, Fan Ersao got up the courage to walk into the sales department and found a beautiful woman with big eyes to be in charge of recruitment.
? Big eyes asked Fan Ersao, "What are you doing?"
? Sister-in-law Fan vaguely replied, "Apply".
? Big eyes said majestically, "The cleaners go to work at 7 am and get off work at 8: 50 pm, and no accommodation is provided!" "
? Fan Ersao thought that the sales girl's salary was higher, and quickly replied: "I apply for a sales girl!"
? Big eyes looked Fan Ersao up and down several times and asked, "Do you have a college degree?"
Sister-in-law Fan thinks you don't recognize me, and you don't even know if I went to college or not! He replied without hesitation: "Yes!" ?
Big eyes froze and asked, "Do you know what' property consultant' means?" ?
? Fan Ersao replied unhurriedly, "I'm sitting here and I'll answer whatever you ask!" " At this moment, several salesgirls are pricking up their ears.
? Big eyes asked again, "Have you ever been a sales girl?"
Sister-in-law Fan was a little annoyed to know that this girl with eyes as big as grapes was embarrassing herself. She couldn't help but say confidently, "I was always the big sister of our family when I was unmarried." If I get married, I will be the second sister. I'm sure a young lady can be a mistress! "
A room full of people, including several customers who came to buy a house, laughed their heads off! ?
? Big eyes covered his stomach with laughter. He was about to ask something when a man with a big belly came in like a penguin.
Fat people see you laugh, find out the reason, staring at the van yisow plump chest, walked to the front of van yisow, close to van yisow white inside deeply red face, like oxygen leisurely manner to ask:
? "How old are you this year?"
"Twenty-six!"
? Fan Yisao looked at the fat man's thorn and answered loudly, military.
? "Ah! You are full of anger! " The fat man laughed.
? After asking and answering, the fat man knew that Fan Yisao's husband was working on the construction site here and said:
"Anyway, you eat and live here and can be a cleaner."
? Fan Ersao realized that the fat man is the manager here, and it is impossible for him to be a sales girl and get a high salary. Seeing the fat man's big face is like a bodhisattva in a temple, which may be what fortune tellers often call "a noble person in life." As a cleaner in the sales department, he can earn 800 yuan a month, and he can't wait to agree.
006
Take the postgraduate entrance examination
As a cleaner in the sales department of "City Ideal", Fan Ersao works very hard and is deeply loved by everyone. A month later, the fat manager raised the salary of Fan Ersao from 800 yuan to 1050 yuan, and Fan Ersao was even happier, looking at the fat man a little more flattering.