Zhen: Huanbi, what do you think of my handkerchief embroidery?

Huan: Go back and show it to the young master. His craftsmanship is excellent. I think the emperor will like it.

Zhen: You are so sweet. See if you can still speak so well when you are married.

Huan: What are you talking about? I am too young to get married. (Handkerchiefs cover your face/stamp your feet shyly)

Zhen: Let everyone see how small you are, except for your small eyes. Get married as soon as possible. Don't be like me. As deep as the sea ~ as deep as the sea ~

Narrator: master report, Ann promised to ask for an audience.

Zhen: Please.

(Music from Soft Court)

Ann: Ling Rong saw her sister.

Zhen: Sister An, please get up quickly.

Two people salute (hands slightly squat twice)

Zhen: I haven't seen my sister's voice for days. Why does it sound like this?

Ann: My sister doesn't know. My sister has a sore throat again these days. Even the emperor hasn't visited me for several days.

Zhen: Laryngeal disease? ! Didn't you just do hemorrhoids surgery last month? Why did it recur so soon? Come on, open your mouth and look at your sister ~

(Ann opens her mouth exaggeratedly)

Zhen: (shaking his head and covering his nose with a handkerchief) What a big mouth.

Ann: How dare you compare with my sister's flaming lips? My sister's lips are like new ones in the middle.

Zhen: My sister is really joking. In my opinion, my sister can use roxithromycin and Qingkailing capsules. Oh, yes (suddenly enlighted), I forgot that my sister's promise was just a promise. I really can't order the imperial doctor to prescribe these western tribute medicines. By the way, (waving to Huan) Huan Bi, just right. You can give my sister the imported disinfectant that the emperor brought me in our palace to disinfect it so as not to get sick and get infected again.

Ann: (delighted) I'm flattered that my sister can treat me like this.

(Huan end fire extinguisher to Ann)

Ann: (waving his hand repeatedly in horror to indicate the extension) Thank you for your kindness. Sister is really lucky, unlike Ling Rong. She is humble and always looked down upon, but this anti-inflammatory drug is still for her own use.

Zhen: Sister, you're welcome.

Ann: The end of the world is coming. My sisters were favored by the emperor, and they were all assigned tickets to Noah's Ark. Now my sister is very helpless and has to raise money everywhere and buy one at her own expense.

Zhen: How much is my sister missing? My sister will make it up to you.

Ann: (declined) My sister's status is low. How dare I let her spend money (her attitude immediately turned to joy)? Actually, I still need 52 thousand silver, so thank you ~

Zhen: (helpless smile) Sister An really dares to say that, that's all. (To Huanbi) Huanbi brought the pair of red canvas shoes that the emperor left here.

Huan: Yes (taking cloth shoes)

Zhen: (covering her nose with a handkerchief and taking out the boat ticket) Sister An, I found a boat ticket left by the emperor in my shoes. The emperor hasn't taken it away for months, so I might as well give it to my sister (for An Lingrong).

Ann: (taking the ticket, stinking, covering her nose) It's very kind of you, sister. Although my sister can't sing, I still want to dance with her to thank her.

Zhen: Then you can go and see this palace.

(An Tiao Gangnam style, Music Begins)

Zhen: (in a low voice) It's so vulgar! (To An Lingrong) My sister's voice is as clear as an oriole, and even her dancing is a super queen in the harem!

Ann: Sister is joking. Sister, look at Hua Fei. I don't want to associate with her on weekdays. LingRong excused himself.

Narrator: Here comes Hua Fei! Here comes the princess! Here we go. To!

(Let's go safely, Hua Fei comes out to threaten)

(Zhen, Huan knelt down)

Zhen: Greetings to Empress Hua Fei and Empress Wan Fu Jin 'an.

Hua: (rolls his eyes proudly and is silent for a moment) You are not allowed to get up until someone applauds you.

(Applause)

Hua: (sitting askew) Get up ~

Zhen: Xie Niangniang

Hua: I haven't seen my sister for a few days, and my sister's skills have improved again. Is this veil embroidered for the emperor?

(kewei served tea in the form of Zhen Zi, who was startled)

Zhen: I can't hide anything from my sister. This handkerchief is for the emperor to show my love for him ~

Hua: (smirking) Love? Does the emperor love you? The emperor loves my palace, but I want to show you what the emperor's love is ~ (turn on the headdress light)

Zhen: Ah, my sister's headdress is really beautiful.

Hua: (speaking contemptuously and slowly) If you like my headdress, I'll take it off for you. Oh, I forgot, my sister is still in a position, so I can't wear our new Mickey ~

Zhen: My sister is joking. How dare my sister compare with her? Because of her figure, the emperor installed a lamp for her ~

Hua: I didn't install the lamp, nor did I do it for myself. After all, it is necessary to assist the sixth house. We can't eat and drink so poorly. Sister, this material on you can only be used as a mosquito net in my palace at most ~

(Hua wants to take the teacup, thinks for a while, suddenly turns around and whispers to Song Zhi)

(Zhen quickly changes the teacup)

Zhen: (picks up the tea) Hey, what kind of tea is this? Unlike the snow dome that I often drink in my palace.

Flower: Sister, try it and see how it tastes.

Zhen: (vomiting sideways after drinking) Tea is good, but my sister always smells of bird droppings when drinking it.

Flowers: I always knew my sister liked flowers. Today, my sister said that, at least I know that my sister likes bird droppings, too. (Proud, took a sip) This is the Xueding coffee presented by western countries this year, and the emperor only gave it to me. The aroma of this coffee is refreshing. If it is mixed with fresh milk, it will be wonderful.

Zhen: (sorry) Yes, my sister really knows how to live.

Hua: (Picking up the teacup and taking a sip of water) On the other hand, I have a high quality of life for myself. Look at the audience sitting here, they are all the new favorites who just entered the palace on 20 12.

Zhen: There are so many new favorites this year. The emperor is really amazing ~

Hua: We all know how the emperor's health is. (Take another sip of water to Song Zhi) Go, write down the names of all the beautiful girls in the audience for me, and I will practice hard and light up my joy and fragrance by the way ~

Ode: Yes (Zhen Zi-shaped, lighting incense, stepping down, fanning incense by Hua Fei)

Zhen: (covering her nose) Yo, this fragrance of Huan Yi was given to my sister by the emperor. My sister is really blessed.

Hua: Because of this smell, no one in the harem will call me extravagant. It's still my sister's reputation as a thrifty housekeeper, but my sister, not my sister, said you, just scrimp and save, even the maids around you are so energy-saving and emission-reducing. (Huan Bi scoffs)

Zhen: My sister flatter me. Huanbi is my personal dowry, which is of great use. During the day, she is a bodyguard (Huanbi is a bodybuilder and shows off her muscles), and at night, she is a maid-in-waiting (Huanbi is shy). As the saying goes, Huanbi knows martial arts, and no one can stop her. (Huan Bi is shy and covers her face)

Zhen: (turning to Huanbi) Huanbi, please give this handkerchief to the emperor quickly and tell him whether we can go at seven o'clock tonight.

Chinese maid: (top) Empress, this is the list of beautiful girls who entered the palace at grade 20 12.

Hua: Oh? Beautiful girls (with contemptuous smiles) Lin Feng, Zhong Qing, Hong Zhinuan, Cai Zhenxing, (each name pauses for a while) Lin, Lin, Lin (the more you read, the lighter you get), all of which have good names and are rewarded in this palace.

Chinese maid: What can I give you when you go back to see the Empress?

W: (slowly spits out) Zhang Hong.

Chinese maid: Yes! (Exit) Somebody, make a sensation!

Narrator: Hey! (Screaming)

Zhen: Sister is so generous!

Hua: OK, I'll give it as soon as you say it, or I'll give you a course of treatment.

Jane: I'm afraid my sister is not having a good time. Oh, my sister almost forgot that the emperor turned over my green card tonight. (Get up) Sister needs to go back to the palace to prepare first, and your sister needs to go back to the palace to rest early. Look at your crow's feet. It's all over your ears. Sister excused herself first.

Hua: (sarcastically) I'm afraid my sister won't be able to bathe in grace tonight.

Zhen: (turning to ask) What does elder sister mean?

Hua: My sister must not know that I am a medical student who graduated from Fu Medical University for seven years. The tea you just drank has been poisoned by 7749 kinds of highly toxic parasites, which are now multiplying rapidly in your heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys. I'm afraid my sister will go to the toilet tonight.

Zhen: (calmly) That elder sister must not know that her sister also graduated from Fu Medical University for seven years. Before entering the palace, she was bored in the boudoir and finished her doctoral and postdoctoral studies. (Hua Fei falls off the chair and sits on the ground)

Zhen: (slowly approaching China, speaking slowly) I changed the cup, so the person who will have diarrhea later is my sister!

Hua: (standing up and patting the dust on her body) I knew my sister was cautious, so I put the tea with parasites on my side in advance, and it was you who had diarrhea.

Jane: You have diarrhea!

Hua: You have diarrhea!

Zhen: You have diarrhea, and your whole dormitory has diarrhea!

Hua: You have diarrhea, and your whole class has diarrhea!

Chinese maid: (running to the stage) Goddess, it's no good!

Hua: (impatiently) I was so angry that I lost my identity and said, What's the matter?

Chinese maid: Just now, a slave told me that when he put parasites in his tea, his hands shook and two cups of tea became infected with parasites ...

Hua, Zhen: (covering her stomach) What! ! !

Narrator: The emperor is here! Come on! Here we go. To!

(Zhen knelt down)

Zhen: Your Majesty!

Huang: Hengheng!

Zhen: Your Majesty!

Huang: What's the matter with you?

Zhen: Your Majesty! Do you have any toilet paper? The tea of male and female servants was parasitized by Hua Fei. I'm afraid I can't wait on you tonight (stand up and touch the emperor's chest).

Huang: Hua Fei! Kneel down.

Hua: (kneeling) Your Majesty, the male and female servants didn't mean it. Besides, the male and female servants also drank the tea of parasites.

Emperor: Don't think that the previous dynasties could do whatever they wanted with your brother's power. Can this parasite be put into tea casually? At least put it in bread as a sandwich! Believe it or not, I abolished your throne!

Hua: Your Majesty, I have to give you a dragon seed!

Zhen: With you, don't even think about it. Do you know why the emperor gave Huan Yi Xiang to your mother? You haven't studied Chinese medicine in medical university, have you? Do you know what's in Huanyi Lane? It's musk! Musk, which has the functions of abortion, abortion and infertility, is now a barren land. Nothing can be planted for long, wasting the rain and dew of the emperor!

Hua: (aggrieved) If the emperor won't let me live, he will let me die. Even if I die, I will die beautifully. (Get up and light the headdress lamp, drink parasitic tea, kill yourself with a knife, vomit blood, turn somersault 1 land, and point your middle finger at Zhen Xuan)

Zhen: Alas, women are heartless and unstable (stepping on the fingers of Pinghua).

Huang: I heard that 20 12 has entered the palace. Look, they are all here.

Zhen: Those who are worthy of being a doctor will be rewarded by Hua Fei.

Huang: Too bad! Forget it. I'm really disappointed. I'm going back to the palace to approve the memorial service. When the 20th13rd session arrives, tell Su Desheng to call me!

Zhen: Your Majesty, don't go, Your Majesty! (clutching his stomach) You haven't lent me toilet paper yet!

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