1. Evil spirits

Or psychological suggestion played a role. Since I have a dog, I have never dreamed of the squeaking sound of stepping on the floor. The nightmare in the middle of the night left me, and I trembled like thunder.

2. alarm clock

You are its urgent biological clock. Every morning, it grunts on time, then "arches" you, and finally "steps" on you to wake you up and take him out to pee.

Help sleep

Before going to bed, I consume the rest of my energy and physical strength. I want to kiss and hug, straighten my stomach, scratch my earlobe and sometimes ask you to sing. I often fall asleep when I am tired before it falls asleep.

treat a disease

Can cure all kinds of office syndrome, lick your face as soon as you sit down, and can't play mobile phone to treat cervical spondylosis; Throw you toys and exercise your muscles; As soon as you wear stockings, you will be scratched. Only wear thick pants to avoid cold legs: it will stare at you when you go to the toilet, get up quickly and prevent hemorrhoids. ...

Warm hands

Especially in winter, the dogleg nest is not warm enough. The smell of feet is high and addictive. When you smell them, you will feel at ease and happy. You must inhale many mouthfuls every day.

Warn the police

Whether it's hearing or smell, as long as something is wrong, they will run to observe and call to remind them. For example: the door was not closed, the soup was boiling, it rained and leaked, and the hairy crab ran away. ...

Catch insects

My dog catches bugs and crawls on the ground, big and small. If you can't catch the bug, drive it out of the window.

8. Control speed

Since I got a dog, I have slowed down and stopped overtaking and cutting in line, and I stopped running yellow lights to make way for pedestrians, for fear that a sudden brake would scare it.

9.learn to accept

You can't accept it, especially chargers, socks, hats and shoes, eating, drinking and having fun, but everything it can get should be put away.

10. Diet rules

I didn't eat breakfast before, but I had to eat egg white every day to ensure that it was boiled egg yolk. I ordered Lamian Noodles in Lanzhou at noon, and wanted to add 10 yuan to take home the white-cut beef.

1 1. Entertainment

Every dog is different and has all kinds of wonderful and funny performances, but somehow it makes its laughter lower and lower. After raising a dog, I found that I haven't laughed so heartily for a long time except watching Deyun Society.

12. Polite expressions

Having a dog will change my social status. Anyway, I'm used to saying "I'm sorry", "After you" and "Thank you" all the time-I take my dog for a walk every day and bring plastic bags and paper towels, which proves that I am a qualified shovel officer.

excuse

Many times I don't want to socialize, I want to rest quietly, and I can't find a suitable reason. After raising a dog, it exists like a gold medal to avoid death, which is equivalent to driving without drinking.

14. companionship

How rare it is to have someone to accompany you when you walk to the theatre! I don't mind that the movies I watch are not nutritious, I don't mind the volume, and I don't care whether I watch them in the living room or in the bedroom.

15. Monopoly

Being loved, cared for, and relied on wholeheartedly, there is no doubt that this life will never change. This rare emotion between people is easy to get in dogs.