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Count the touching operations since the launch of Yin: What do bald players do with love to generate electricity?
Netease, a 3D Japanese and wind RPG mobile game, has earned enough attention from the opening period. Whether it is Japanese or Breeze, whether it is a luxurious seiyuu lineup or a fine and beautiful painting style, in this era of "face value is justice", Yin is good at packaging itself as an industry leader in the domestic mobile game industry.

Today's "Yin Yang Shi" is the third year to accompany bald ladies and dads from all corners of the country (such as me), and various endorsements and out-of-print linkage with animation emerge one after another. You said cold, it can cooperate with GAC Toyota to produce two exclusive customized pain cars; You said it was out of date, and Rumiko Takahashi, the author of Inuyasha, agreed to be connected with God, which makes sense; You said it would become popular in a few days, and it was capable of cross-border cooperation with Zhou Shengsheng.

As a mobile game, the average life expectancy of Yin is really surprisingly long. Even a bald man's yin-yang teacher often laughs at himself: the yin-yang teacher will be cold, the yin-yang teacher will be cold soon, and the yin-yang teacher will be cold soon. But these bald men stand firm: yin and yang teachers will not be cold. This semi-training and semi-role-playing game has firmly grasped the players' hearts in three years of continuous improvement, so that the planners who love and hate Yin and Yang teachers still risk their lives to fight in the front line. Maybe this is love. It was really touching.

Well, you don't have to think too much about writing the word "dropped call rate". The majority of bald Yin and Yang teachers should all raise their butcher knives in a unified way-don't panic, listen to me: let's have a ten-pressure and one-shock first. Although Yin's evil deeds dissuaded a wave of permanent reclamation bosses after opening their clothes, some bosses took care of the old feelings and stayed in Beijing. I told you, cherish your friends who are still playing with Yin and Yang. This friend must be rich and long-lasting

However, none of these statements can explain the rate of soul destruction at this stage. Let's not talk about anything else. Meng Xin saw the pioneers reminiscing about the past, and it was incredible to talk about the three-row gold drop rate. This really can't be washed. People who have experienced three rows of gold drops will never be satisfied with the dripping speed of just two rows of gay purple. What's more, only two royal souls are lost almost every day after the bonus is turned on. Three times a day: Has the bonus been opened? Is the bonus open? Is the bonus open?

On the official side of "Yin", it's hard to take a bite: we don't have a secret rate of change, and the rate of decline is a probability event. Okay, you're right. I have to shut up. Then who will explain that the fake rate of increase is the same as the real rate? Don't mention the past, let the past suffer with you.

By the way, the just-concluded "double god arrival" activity. Card drawing is a probabilistic event, and everyone who has studied mathematics knows it. What if the probability is low? Smoke more, and those who haven't studied math will understand. The ending is "Yin" Guan Bo wailing, dying of drought and waterlogging. Alas, I can't write any more. Tears blurred my vision. Look at how to wash it in this situation, there is no need to wash it at all! Lick the dog until there is nothing left. In other words, this is also love. Never care about personal gains and losses.

You see, a year has passed, and there is no reason to meet the planning of Yin and Yang Master. Then cut the crap. Have you finished drawing the big snake? Or was it left by the copywriter at the lost and found office of Lonely Station? It's all the hard work of bald parents, which not only solves the urgent need to cheat Krypton's copy that day, but also does not delay the planning of the New Year in the future, and the picture scroll is gone.

As for the content of other plots, who killed who, who killed who, and the entanglement of love and hate was accidentally broken. Who are you? Where am I? Why should I kill you? Why did you kill me? Don't panic, collective amnesia is happy.

So in the original normal story, this amnesia and that amnesia moved the players to tears: you all have amnesia, and I remember it so clearly. What's the use? It's just a memory of the past, and the painful acacia can't be forgotten. The official culprit of the "Yin-Yang Master" is still digging other pits, but also persistently stirring the hearts of bald people.

Many players are spitting out the book-eating behavior of the official copy of Yin, and the official blog of Yin is at the forefront. But these will not change any status quo. I don't believe you will update the new story in a few days. Wow, do you feel warm in your heart and sour in your eyes? No, when will the previous pit be filled? Can't ask, ask is amnesia. Pit? What pit? Where is the pit? I lost my memory. Don't talk nonsense Perhaps the greatness of love lies in tolerance

Last year, there were two major changes in the division of Yin and Yang, one was the online friend account, and the other was the online mentoring system. As for the live stage, I'm too lazy to mention it. There is no sense of existence. These two godlike decisions were banned (restrained) in the experience suit, but they still struggled to get into the formal suit. You see, this determination to ignore difficulties and dangers is as terrible as a bald man's liver.

What's more, in order to maintain the balance of the game, the planner began to tout Meng Xin. On the one hand, it consumes the inventory of old players with activities: all kinds of blue tickets, physical strength, gold coins and bonuses. On the other hand, the immortal treatment made Meng Xin live a big life: sending ssr, sending black eggs and sending Master as a free coolie.

The planner never thought about how a good itchy mouse evolved into an extreme version of a hoarding mouse. How can pioneers and even giants suddenly play RPG games as health games? Oh, the planner may forget the real decline rate of Yin, the touching degree of the activity, and the lack of drawings and plots. After all, they really have amnesia.

As for Meng Xin. (First of all, I don't deny that there is a real Meng Xin. Secondly, what I'm talking about here is derogatory, and everyone knows it! ) Being an apprentice and opening a crematorium is really a pleasure. With an official "yin" to support them, they don't have to sit on the ground and do it directly.

Just glance at the mentoring channel, and dozens of all-dimensional bosses surround a new screening: all-dimensional, the sun and the moon shine together, eight-stage fighting skills, women don't want it/men don't want it, and they are on call. EXO? Old players are full of thorns, liver krypton, scrimping and saving, losing all their hair and having to be cute new licking dogs? What is Meng Xin? It's a passerby who unloaded after playing level 35. What is an old player? Is an average of more than 800 days of registration of Yin and Yang division bald. Old players are the main force to maintain the popularity of Yin and Yang teachers! It's time for planners to wake up.

Having said that, I can't help but sigh that the planners of "Yin" believe that amnesia is a disease and should be treated. There are so many bald men and women that we have to worry about our babies.

Above, bald men generate electricity for love and generate electricity for love, and do not accept refutation.