Little husband: 35 years old, about 1.65 meters tall, thin.

Bitch wife: 32 years old, height 1.68 meters, obese.

Adu: My husband's friend.

Ali: escort girl

1, the little husband's house is downstairs (during the day, outside)

It rains cats and dogs and lightning strikes frequently.

The camera rolled down and the little husband stood in the rain, soaked to the skin. He looked up at the closed window on the third floor and said, "Wife, I can't stand you often making me take a bath like this. Let me go up! " "

There is no movement in the window.

The little husband stared at the window on the third floor: "Why don't I go to the tunnel to hide from the rain for a while?" Just for a second, okay? "

Still nothing happened.

The little husband wiped the rain on his face: "didn't you just wash two bowls?" As for it ... "

A bright flash of lightning followed by a loud noise.

The little husband looked at the sky in fear, and his voice trembled: "Wife, I didn't do this for myself, but for you-if anything happens to me, who will wash your clothes and dishes in the future?"

A window on the second floor opened, and a man poked his head out and said to his little husband, "Dude, I just moved here 10 days ago, and I've seen you like this eight times. Are you tired? "

The little husband looked at the speaker, and before he could speak, the shrew opened the window and rushed downstairs: "Who? Who is screaming? "

The protruding head on the second floor shrank back immediately.

The little husband looked at the fierce wife piteously: "Wife, let's end the shower today ..."

The fierce wife glanced at the little husband and cocked her head: "Come on up."

The little husband bowed to the window: "Thank you wife, thank you wife ..."

2, the little husband's kitchen (day, day)

The shrew crossed her hands and leaned against the kitchen door frame.

As the camera rotates with the shrew's line of sight, the little husband changes into a dry suit, combs his hair meticulously and is washing dishes happily.

Husband: "Wife, do you know who is the happiest person in the world?"

The fierce wife is expressionless: "I don't know."

The little husband was full of joy: "I don't know?" Of course, I married a virtuous and considerate wife like you. "

3. In the teahouse (day, day)

In a clear water, water plants are swaying, a few fish are swimming happily, and glittering and translucent blisters come and go.

Zooming in is a fish tank.

Next to the fish tank, the little husband and Adu sat face to face on both sides of a table with two cups of tea on it.

Husband: "I am a poor person, I can't stand it!" " "

Adu: "I knew you couldn't stand it."

Husband: "You have to give me an idea!" " "

Adu: "I have been giving you advice for a long time."

The little husband was angry: "You had an idea, so you didn't say it earlier!" "

Adu: "Say it now."

Husband: "You're damn right."

Adu: "Divorce her!"

Husband: "pig-do you still want such a low-level idea?" I had this idea the day after I got married with her. Dare I? "

Adu: "Go to the gym at once, and give her a good lesson after that!" " "

The little husband looked at Adu and narrowed his eyes.

4. On the open lawn (outside, outside)

The little husband is dressed in a white bunt, and the fierce wife is dressed in a red bunt, each posing an opposite step.

The little husband's face was cold, and suddenly he withdrew his hands and feet at the same time. He is very lucky. He kicked his right foot with a jerk and the whole ground shook violently. The little husband then shook his hand and hit his sides hard at the same time. Suddenly, there was a strong wind on both sides, flying sand and stones.

The little husband took back his palms, one on his waist and the other on his wife.

The shrew flew out screaming.

The little husband shouted at the sky: "Ha ha ha ha ..."

5. In the teahouse (one day, one day)

The little husband smiled: "Hahahaha ..."

Adu waved in front of her little husband: "Are you all right?"

The little husband was completely attracted: "Oh-that's a good idea, but when I get to this level, I'm afraid my son is old enough to be the president of the United Nations ..."

Adu: "well ... why not choose a windy night to trick her out of the house, then shut her out and freeze, kiss her with your mouth and answer blows with blows!" " "Adu shook his head and was very proud of his ideas.

The little husband narrowed his eyes again.

6, the little husband's house downstairs (at night, outside)

The wind screamed bitterly.

The fierce wife stood downstairs, shivering in the strong wind. The little husband poked his head out of the window, looked at his shrew piteously and sneered proudly.

7. In the teahouse (one day, one day)

The little husband sneered.

Adu poked her little husband with her finger. The little husband blinked and said, "Well, that's a good idea, too, but after she came in ... shouldn't I hang myself?"

Adu: "That's right."

Husband: "What have you thought about? Are not practical ... "

Adu: "Well, it seems that there is nothing we can't do ..."

The little husband leaned his head over.

Adu: "To put it simply, find a escort to pretend to fall in love with you, make your wife jealous first, and then find a chance to tell her that if she continues to treat you like this, you will go this way sooner or later!" " Of course, you may have to beat her up first, but as long as it works, I think it's worth it! "

The little husband frowned for a while and suddenly said, "Gao! I don't want my wife to be abnormal, and I don't want my skin to be cheap! Just do it! "

People in the teahouse watched together.

8. Inside the park (outside).

In the park, the grass is green, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, and a branch sticks into the camera, swaying with the wind.

The camera rolled down, and the little husband and his maid Ali sat on the stone bench.

Ali: "Brother, what's your name?"

The little husband was very uncomfortable: "Li Ka-shing."

Ali was surprised: "Oh, it was Li Ka-shing Cheng Ge. Being with you is really a virtue of my ancestors. "

Husband: "Not rich Li Ka-shing, but rich Li Ka-shing, rich Li Ka-shing and successful Jia."

Ali: "It's all Li Ka-shing anyway, almost." Touched the little husband's slightly wrinkled pants: "Oh, Brother Cheng, your pants are really nice. You can tell at a glance that it is not a staple food. They must be imported. Are they cadillacs? Or Santana ... "

Husband: "Neither, Lewinsky."

9. Little husband's home (day, day)

The telephone rang.

The shrew ran over and picked up the receiver: "Hello?"

10, on the street (during the day, outside)

Adu pinched his nose and made a phone call: "I'll tell you something. Your husband is dating someone in the park. "

A motorcycle roared past him, and Adu was startled: "Shit."

1 1, little husband's house (day, day)

Shrew: "Who are you? Why curse people? "

12, on the street (during the day, outside)

Adu: "I didn't scold you. Never mind who I am. Go to Xuanwu Lake Park. "

Adu hung up the phone and snickered.

13, inside the park (outside the park)

Ali touched the little husband's leg coily, and the little husband subconsciously leaned against it.

Ali: "hey, brother cheng, I can't see that I'm still a fish ... today is really your luck." I was with Aaron Kwok yesterday, and it was Stephen Chow the day before yesterday. Most people don't have a chance to ask me out ... "

The little husband wiped his sweat: "Can you see that Clinton asked you out?"

Ali: "Wow, you know Clinton, too? Is really well-read, the day before yesterday, it was him, this boy is very not authentic, one night gave 50 pieces, but also is human, at my fame, specially coming from my hometown in Shanxi ... "

14, roadside (daytime, outdoor)

The bitch stood on the side of the road angrily.

A young man passed by on a bicycle and shouted at his shrew.

The fierce wife turned her head: "flirt with your mother, haven't you seen a beautiful woman?"

A taxi came and the fierce woman waved: "Texair!" " "

15, in the park (outside the park)

Husband: "OK, OK, I get it. Don't keep nagging me about it. Do you know what you are here for today? "

Ali: "Yes, be your wild wife ..."

Husband: "Not a wild wife, but an extramarital lover!" " "

16, entrance of Xuanwu Lake Park (outside)

The shrew got out of the taxi: "How much is it?"

Driver: "Nine dollars and ninety cents."

The shrew took out ten dollars and handed it over: "Keep the change."

The fierce woman turned her head to enter the park when a mass of water suddenly surged up. The fierce woman wiped the water on her face and looked at the front bitterly.

The camera turned to the shrew's line of sight, and a child put away his water gun and ran away quickly.

Shrew: "Let me catch you, I skinned you!" " Then I looked into the park: "Let me find you and skin you!" " ! " "

17, Xuanwu Lake Park (outside)

Ali scratched the little husband's leg with his hand: "Then should we enter the state?"

Little husband: "Yes."

A bird suddenly flew past Ali's ear. Ali screamed and jumped on her husband.

The little husband was surprised and grabbed Ali, ready to push her away, but suddenly stopped and shook Ali's hand off.

Ali threw himself on the ground: "What the fuck are you doing? Treat your extramarital affairs like this? "

Regardless of Ali, the little husband stood up, turned his head and said timidly, "Wife ..."

Ellie looked at her little husband and then turned around.

The camera turns with Ali's eyes, and the shrew looks at them with her feet spread out and her hands rested on her hips.

Ali shivered: "Who are you?"

The fierce wife has a loud voice: "I am his wife!" " "A little husband said.

Ali got up quickly: "Ah, ha, big sister, we are all one of our own ... your husband's money ... I don't want it ..." Then she turned and ran.

The shrew grabbed Ali back and fell to the ground.

The fierce wife kicked at the camera.

There are screams outside the painting.

18, husband's family (day, day)

The little husband leaned on the wall of the living room with his hands upside down, sweating profusely. The fierce woman took the belt in her hand and said maliciously, "Do you know it's wrong?"

Little husband: "I know I was wrong."

Shrew: "What's the matter?"

Husband: "I shouldn't tell you about women."

The fierce wife glared: "What?"

Husband: "Oh no, I should have an appointment with a woman and not tell you."

The shrew lifted the belt and patted the little husband on the leg.

The little husband began to cry: "I was wrong. Where was I wrong?" Look at you. How do you treat your husband? You always beat and scold, and it hurts to have a dog ... "

The fierce wife quietly looked at the little husband, suddenly threw the belt aside, picked him up and touched his head: "Oh, don't cry, don't cry ..."

The little husband lay in his wife's arms, slapped his wife with his hand and cried even harder.

Smart wife: "Be good, don't cry, don't cry ... I didn't care about your feelings before, you were wronged ... I will treat you well in the future."

The little husband suddenly broke free: "Really?"

The shrew nodded: "Really."

19, (a set of shots from the little husband's house)

In the bedroom (in the morning, inside)

The little husband was lying in bed, drooling at the corner of his mouth and falling asleep with a smile on his face.

The fierce wife opened the door and put her head in: "Husband, get up early and eat!" " "

The little husband sat up lazily, and the shrew in apron hurried over to help the little husband dress.

In the kitchen (one day, one day)

The shrew hummed a ditty and washed the dishes happily.

In the living room (one day, one day)

The little husband reads the newspaper with his legs crossed.

In the bathroom (day after day)

The fierce wife twisted her ass and watched the washing machine wash clothes happily.

20. Living room (day, day)

There is a beautiful woman dancing on TV.

On the sofa in front of the TV, the little husband is watching TV, and the fierce wife kneels on one side to massage the little husband's neck.

The little husband is a little sad and scratches his hair from time to time.

Shrew: "Husband, you are always unhappy these days. Am I doing badly? "

The little husband hesitated for a while, and finally said, "Wife, you are suddenly so good to me. I'm not used to it. Why don't you treat me like before? "

The shrew smiled gently: "Really?"

Husband: "Really."

The shrew smiled gently: "Really?"

Husband: "Really."

The shrew smiled gently: "That's good." He opened the door and led the little husband to the door. Then his face suddenly changed and he kicked the little husband out of the door with one foot: "Then go to hell!" " "

2 1, the little husband's house is downstairs (during the day, outside)

It's raining cats and dogs and lightning is frequent.

The little husband stood in the rain and was soaked to the skin. He looked up at the closed window on the third floor and said piteously, "honey, I'm almost out of the shower." Please let me go up ... "

the end