Humorous jokes in current affairs articles are deeply loved by people. The essence of jokes is humor. Lin Yutang, a "world humorist", once said: "Humor is a part of life, so when a country's culture reaches a certain level, humor will inevitably appear. People's wisdom has been enlightened. In addition to dealing with various problems, there is still room, and it is very humorous. "

The following is the most popular part of my joke. These jokes are rich in content and varied in forms, which makes people laugh.

1, Mom: "What would you say if someone gave you something to eat?" Son: "Anything else?"

I was told that my eyes were small before, but I still don't believe it. Finally, one day, I was lying on the sofa watching TV, and suddenly my mother came back and turned off the TV, and then quietly covered me with a quilt.

3. When I was a child, I wrote typos and was once beaten by my mother. Mom is so cruel, in fact, I just wrote a wrong word. I just heard my mother read my composition to my father: gold watches are everywhere, some are mature and low-headed, and some are immature and graceful.

I scolded my son for one thing yesterday, saying that your mother is a pig and you are a pig. My son turned to me and said, Dad, why are you so unlucky? You married a pig and gave birth to another pig!

When I was a child, my mother and I went to the tailor's shop together. My mother pointed to the electric iron and said, "This thing is very hot. Don't touch it with your hands! " I am very obedient. I didn't touch it. I licked it. That feeling is more exciting than licking the iron railing of Arctic Village in Mohe, Heilongjiang in winter!

6. Once in the hospital, my best friend sent me a bowl of chicken soup, which was very touching at that time, but I didn't say much after drinking it strangely. After leaving the hospital, have dinner together and ask him when to make chicken soup. I just know that TM is the kind of instant noodle seasoning with chicken soup flavor.

7, blind date: "I think, if we become, in fact, the future house need not be too big, 200 square meters is enough, the house is for living, not for others to see." Blind date man: "? ! "

8. Woman: "Honey, what would you do if you saw me holding hands with a man in the street one day?" Man: "See you once!" The woman was moved: "You care so much about me." Man: "I'm kidding, but that man can't beat you!" " "

9. My boyfriend and I plan where to play during our annual vacation. I want to go to Dalian and he wants to go to Tibet. Just when we couldn't argue for a long time because of disagreement, I came up with a good idea. Let's compromise. How about breaking up?

10, female: "Tomorrow is the weekend. Let's travel! " Man: "I bought the ticket!" " "Woman:" How many? "Man:" Two! "Woman:" You still have a conscience! "Man:" One is leaving and the other is coming back! "

More inspirational and emotional essays

May you cross Qian Fan and return to your youth.

If you don't laugh all your life, you lose.

I just saw it. I almost died laughing.

I can't promise to laugh all my life, but your smile is enough.

This is the funniest story I have ever seen, hahahahahahaha, really laughing till my stomach hurts! The sense of picture was so strong that I followed my brain to make up the scene at that time, and the whole person couldn't stop laughing! See for yourself if you don't believe me, hahahahahahaha.

Two old friends met in heaven.

"What a coincidence, you are dead ..."

"Yes, ah, how did you die? Why did you come up here naked? "

"I fell naked from the balcony on the 20th floor and died ... What about you?"

"When I came home, I heard my wife talking to a man. I searched the door again and didn't see anyone. Later, when I saw other men's clothes in bed, I had a heart attack and I was so angry! "

"If you come back ten minutes late and don't open the bedroom window, we won't have to die ..."

A rich second generation was walking his dog in the park when a killer suddenly appeared and killed his dog.

"Why did you kill my dog?" Rich second generation asked angrily.

"Someone offered me 1 10,000 to kill you!"

"Wow!" The rich second generation took out two checks: "You really should thank your Chinese teacher. This is100000, 5 million for you and 5 million for your Chinese teacher. "

"No, where not bashful to your money ..."

"Want to want to go, something, no matter what's the use of this money, you see I'm so rich, I don't have a girlfriend at the age of thirty, and single dog is a ..."

The murderer shot the rich second generation before he finished. ...

My childhood dream

You want to laugh all your life, then I'll go straight to the killer.

1. Once I went to the gym, a muscular man came up to me and said derisively, "Hello, Mom." I politely replied, "Hello son ..."

I drank too much yesterday and called a Didi taxi. It was dark and windy at night, and we looked at each other for a long time, much like the scenes in martial arts movies. I asked: Where is your car? He asked me: Where is your car? I said, didn't you take a taxi? He: Laozi is dripping.

I remember when I was in junior high school, I came home from school and was stopped by several gangsters on the way. I used my quick wits and rushed to an uncle on the roadside and shouted, uncle, someone bullied me. Unexpectedly, gangsters are not afraid of adults, so they beat me up and beat this uncle up again. After the gangster left, this uncle beat me up again.

4. A buddy got married and went to the bridal chamber after the banquet. It seems wrong to lift the veil of the bride and say, you, you, who are you? The woman replied: The bride drank too much. I got married after drinking. .

Teacher: Why is it inappropriate for people to eat too many eggs every day?

Xiaoming: Eating too many eggs is not good for hens. It has no time to lay eggs. .

I went to Dianchi Cinema yesterday and saw a couple quarreling at the door. The woman complained: I want to see Wolverine, not King Kong, and I can't do anything well.

The man's defense: the name is too similar. You have been urging me. You can't blame me!

The woman is angry: it's my fault. My sister and I have similar names and are twins. How can you tell the difference?

The man was also anxious and said, your sister has a red mole on her chest, but you don't!

The woman was so angry that she spilled milk tea on the man and scolded him: bastard, my sister's red mole grows under her chest. How did you know?

The man was angry, too. He pushed the woman to the ground and shouted, You are crazy in front of me. Don't forget that I am still your brother-in-law!

This is a joke I heard with my own ears. I think it's funny!

It was 1985, and I just got married. When the farm is busy, the school has a holiday to weed, and my husband and I go back to my husband's house to shovel the ground.

One day, when we were working in the field, we suddenly heard the voice of shouting in the distance. Li Er's newly-married sister-in-law who turned out to be Dongtou kept shouting, "I can talk, I can talk, I can talk-". Everyone was cheated. I don't know what she is going to say. She shouted all the way to the ground and picked up a water bottle to drink. Next to her husband, it turns out that she is. Just because she just got married, she was embarrassed to call her husband's name, and she was not interested in calling her husband at that time. She called "I said", and a group of people laughed their heads off! All the fatigue is gone! From then on, everyone called her "I said" yisow.

This is a joke I experienced personally, and I still want to laugh when I think about it now. ...