In schools, there are generally suffocating teachers and suffocating school leaders. The most suffocating operations basically appear in bathhouses and toilets, and of course there are some suffocating libraries.

So, what are the suffocating operations? Let's have a quick look.

A suffocating teacher

The teacher said that the form of the final exam was hide and seek.

@ Anonymous: I chose fitness as an elective course in physical education and found that there are three men in my class, including me. Teachers are also desperate, and there are no antagonistic fitness programs to play ~

Therefore, the final exam of our fitness class is: hide and seek ... the first 10 students who were caught passed, the middle 20 students were good, and the last 10 students were excellent.

A boy who skipped class missed the exam, and as a result-yes, he got an "excellent" for no reason. I haven't seen this guy since. ...

In one day, the teacher ruined my homework four times with high heels.

@ Anonymous: Every semester, there is an internship week to do design in a fixed classroom, and the whole class has to move the computer into the classroom to do design.

There is only one socket in a classroom, and everyone's computer is connected by countless plugs, which means that one plug may control the lifeblood of seven or eight computers.

Next, this is the point ... our teacher stepped on the plug with her high heels four times in one day! !

Do you understand the despair of not saving homework? I can't even say a word.

Bian Xiao Publishing House:

These teachers must be student "killers" sent by God.

Choking school leaders

The vice principal said there was no rubbish in the trash can.

@ Xiao Kui: When the national flag was raised in junior high school, the vice principal said in the leader's speech: For the sake of school hygiene, garbage is not allowed in the trash can in the future!

At that time, I asked the people next to me, isn't the trash can filled with garbage? !

The person next to him said, do you know why he is not the principal now?

The grade director asked, is the canteen where you eat?

@ Paddle Rowing: coordinates southwest. Once, in order to make room for our younger brothers and sisters, we had to move to the canteen to watch our writing homework in the third year of high school.

Some students will eat snacks when they are hungry after reading books.

When the grade director saw it, he was furious: "Is the canteen where you eat? ! "

The school leader is wise, and a decision made me sweep the snow for four years.

@ Tan Qingbo: Coordinate Northeast, a 985 University.

When it snows in winter in Northeast China, many schools will pull students out to sweep the snow. Usually, the snow sweeping work is contracted by freshmen, similar to the following:

However, one winter, when my friend Xiao Bo was a sophomore, he looked at the heavy snow outside and thought it was finally unnecessary to sweep the snow this year. When his heart was dark, the wise school leaders in SHEN WOO made a wise decision in SHEN WOO in order to embody his principles of fairness and justice.

School leaders feel that it is unfair to let freshmen sweep the snow every year, and they should take turns to sweep it: last year, sophomore this year and junior next year, so as to embody his principle of humanized management.

So, Xiao Bo has been snowing for four years. ......

Bian Xiao Publishing House:

I really want to explore the brain holes of these school leaders. Their brain structure must be amazing.

A suffocating bathhouse

@ 中中中中中中: The shower curtain is finally hung in the school bathhouse, but it is transparent.

When I first came to my freshman year, I knew I had to take a shower. At that time, there were no shower curtains in the school bathhouse.

Although I am from the north, I am a person who has never washed a bathhouse. It can be said that it was embarrassing when I first started school, but I was used to queuing in the bathhouse all day during military training.

But the southern girls didn't adapt as fast as me, so with the persistent efforts of the southern girls, the school finally hung a shower curtain for our bathhouse ~ ~

However! -The shower curtain he hung is transparent! ! ! Like this

The first time I saw it, I felt that my IQ was hit. What the hell is this? What operation? What do you mean by hanging this? Why don't we put the bath towel on the pole ourselves?