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Moderator: Hello, audience and friends at the scene and in front of the TV. Now I declare the official start of the Barbara Barbara Cup Debate Competition sponsored by Guara Company of Li Ji! I proposed the topic of today's debate. The positive view is that laughing is better than crying, and the negative view is that crying is better than laughing. First of all, let's welcome a positive debate to make a statement. Time is 2 minutes, please!
Positive 1: Your Honor! Judge! Prosecutor! Defendant!
Moderator: Hey, you are right! Do you think this is a court? Start over!
+0: Then I should ...
Moderator: You should call me Chairman and call them the opposing debaters!
Positive 1: Oh, that's right. Hello, chairman and audience comrades! Today, we are discussing the better question of crying or laughing at this grand awards party. Our point of view is clear: laughing is better than crying; But the other debater insisted: crying is better than laughing. Excuse me, since you think crying is better than laughing, why do you laugh when you play? Why, still smile at each other; Why, still smiling; Why, laugh, don't laugh! (shaking his head)
Audience: (Applause)
+0: As we all know, laughter is good for health. Therefore, as the saying goes: smile, ten years old! On the contrary, Sister Lin in A Dream of Red Mansions is sentimental and unhappy, and often cries for trivial things. Finally, she was sickly and left us prematurely (crying).
(Applause)
Moderator: Wow, I still have a soft spot for Lin Daiyu. ...
Positive 1: I want to remind my opponent that according to reliable information, Lacrimosa has been depressed for a long time, so it will get diabetes! Then it can be transformed into: pleurisy! Emphysema! Hepatitis! Stomach perforation! Disabled old man! Bone hyperplasia! Nosebleed! Half crazy! Rotten epilepsy! Brain hematoma! Mad cow disease
(Applause)
1: I compared laughter and crying physically! There are both witnesses and physical evidence! Irrefutable evidence! What else can the opponent defend? Persuade the other side to argue: the French Open is slow but not leaking! Only by making amends can we turn over a new leaf! Even if the prodigal son doesn't change money and wants to be unknown, he must do it himself! Be lenient in confession and strict in resistance! Fight to the end, (knocking on the table) a dead end!
Moderator: (ringing the bell) I said wake up, it's time! Next, please ask the opposing side to speak!
Anti 1: Thank you, Mr. Chairman, and hello everyone. First of all, we should thank each other for giving us a vivid medical clinical lesson! Before, we just heard that there was mad cow disease in Britain. After witnessing each other's performance, we finally saw the symptoms of mad cow disease with our own eyes (super loud)!
(Applause)
Anti 1: Laughter and crying, as external expressions of people's inner feelings, have their own advantages. But if analyzed objectively and rationally, it is not difficult to find that crying is better than laughing! Life, whether brilliant or plain, begins with your own tears and ends with others' tears. Other debaters, when you came to this world crying, there is no doubt that you also chose to cry rather than laugh! Here, I want to remind the other debater that you cry rather than express a certain meaning. You cried quietly to drink water, and you cried loudly to eat milk. At this time, your mother will send milk to your mouth. On the contrary, if you still smile after birth, not only will you not get milk, I'm afraid you've been thrown into the pickle jar!
(Applause)
Anti 1: In the process of human growth, crying is more beneficial to people's health. Tears secreted by lacrimal gland contain a variety of magnesium elements, which can effectively remove dust, sand and microorganisms. It can also play a certain immune role in our eyes. As we all know, women in most parts of the world live longer than men. Why? This is because women cry more than men! But some of us don't understand this truth, thinking that crying is cowardice, crying is incompetence, and not crying is a real man. In fact, such people are not men at all, but typical stupid old men!
(Applause)
Anti 1: The other team also has two men. Here, I would like to sincerely warn the two men that for their health, you must cry more often, often, forever and forever. When necessary, you should also beat your chest and feet, scratch your ears and scratch your cheeks, and cry your head off! Finally, I sincerely wish the other two male debaters good health and a long life! Thank you.
(Applause)
Moderator: OK, thank you for your wonderful speech. Next, let's talk about it in two arguments.
Zhenger: (interrupting immediately) Thank you, Mr. Chairman. Hello, everyone. Obviously, the "Immortality Sutra" provided by the other side was summarized from the male debater of the other side. However, after determining the image of the lonely, we have to doubt this "Immortal Sutra". Look at this male debater, his face is sallow, gaunt, his eyes are glazed and he is dying. ...
Counter 2: (angrily striking the table) Am I like that? !
Moderator: Silence!
It can be seen that the secret of longevity provided by the other party is purely false! I'll introduce you to a good health medicine, that is, less sadness and more happiness. Face the reality and live with a smile! Laughter represents the youth of mind and mental state; Laughter is the spiritual embodiment of optimism and self-confidence; Laughter is a positive attitude towards life; Laughter is the day of the depressed, the sunshine of the sad, the beautiful sister and the darling of the artist. From ancient times to the present, there is a gentleness. If she just turns her head and smiles, there will be a hundred spells. There is a heroic smile, go out; Tang Huo, who laughed at my horizontal knife and went straight into the sky; An oil painting: Mona Lisa, immortal! A song: Laughing is better than crying, which has been sung so far! My friend, if you smile at life, you will become a strong person in life. If you smile at others, you will become friends with everyone! Other debaters, if you can't laugh now, then I can tell you that our beautiful planet is full of smiles, smiles, beautiful smiles, smiles, simple smiles, smiles, smiles, smiles, smiles, smiles at each other, smiles at flowers, smiles at Han Xianer, smiles with tears, smiles heartily, smiles at the sky, laughs, laughs, smiles, smiles. thank you
Compere: What a glib tongue! Next, let's have a debate about the opposition!
Counter 2: Thank you, Chairman! Hello everyone! Because of the time, the other side obviously didn't tell all the types of laughter in the second debate, so I will add it. Smiling includes sneer, sneer, ridicule, teasing, miserable smile, grimace smile, fake smile, wry smile, sneer, sinister smile and lang smile! Do these smiles look good? ! If it is good, let's all laugh at them with applause! Laugh at it!
Yes 1: (Stand up) Chairman! We protested the heckling of other debaters!
Add 2 and 3: (Stand up at the same time) Yes! We protested the heckling of other debaters!
Moderator: The protest is invalid! Opposite, go on!
Counterparty 2: Here, I want to remind other debaters that you are just confused by the surface of laughter and have not explored the true meaning of crying! When Hong Kong returned to the motherland, the old overseas Chinese cried. They said with tears: the return of Hong Kong to the motherland has washed away the shame of China people for a hundred years; Zhan Tianyou set foot on the motherland from the north shore of the Pacific Ocean, and he cried; When Gao Mei got on the podium of the Olympic champion, she cried. When the flood control was successful, our hero also cried! These are enough to show that crying is the most sincere and noble expression of human emotions! Cry out life. Crying dilutes success. Crying supports confidence. Cry, release your strength! Another debater should know the story of Meng Jiangnv crying in the Great Wall. Please remember (suddenly loudly) that she often cries, not laughs! If you laugh, I dare say, don't talk about the Great Wall, even the hood can't fall down! (waving) Thank you!
Moderator: Good! Time is up! Face to face, we will have a free debate. The time for each side is 1 minute 40 seconds. Please speak first!
Zheng 3: Your argument is that crying is better than laughing, so the audience at our scene are laughing. Why is no one crying?
Counterparty 3: The other debater should know that things are rare. Good medicine can cure diseases. Do you take it every day? The marriage is very happy. Do you get married every day?
Face 2: We often say that we should laugh at life, but haven't we heard that crying is right for life?
Counterparty 2: The opponent debater obviously made the mistake of stealing the concept. Does smiling life mean laughing? I'm laughing now. Am I laughing?
+0: Don't forget Balzac once said this sentence! (Whispering to Zheng Er) What was that sentence called again?
Positive 2: I ... I don't know, you say yours!
Positive 1: Yes! Balzac said: I don't know, you said yours!
All audience: (Applause and laughter)
Moderator: This is not what Balzac said!
Counterparty 3: The other debater doesn't know, I can tell you. Balzac said: tears and victory, this is life!
Heads 3: Einstein also said a sentence like this: Real laughter is optimism about life and happiness about work!
Counter 3: Shakespeare said: Crying can alleviate sadness!
It is also said that the cleanest social activity is to smile!
Counterparty 3: Heng Ke said: Tears are the most sincere!
Heads 3: Laughing is better than crying!
Opposition 3: Just cry!
Moderator: (ringing the bell) I said, are you two fighting cocks here? The debate can't be just the two of you! Sit down, everyone else!
Pro 2: I want to ask the other debater to pay attention to today's debate. It should not be limited to superficial laughter, but should go deep and explore the results!
Counterparty 2: The debater of the other side has repeatedly emphasized the topic of our debate. Today is the 59th anniversary of the founding of China. When this festive day comes, are you crying or laughing in the face of the five-star red flag raised in Ran Ran?
Positive 1: Of course we laugh!
Anti 1: So, to what extent do you laugh?
Heads 3: We are all smiling faces!
Counterparty 2: What you said is too general!
Heads 2: We are ecstatic with laughter!
Anti-3: Not specific enough!
Positive 1: We laughed till our eyes burst into tears!
Anti 1: Good! The other debater finally agreed with us!
+0: Who agrees with you?
Anti 1: Excuse me, then, when you are happy, you cry happily. How do you explain this? This shows that crying is the ultimate in laughter, and the highest realm of laughter is crying!
Positive 1: Tears of joy are nothing more than laughing tears, but they are also laughing after all! Like dew in the morning fog, sunspots in the sun, monosodium glutamate in braised pork!
Anti 1: The opponent's debater obviously has a little knowledge of cooking techniques. We can use other spices instead of monosodium glutamate!
Zheng Er: Excuse me, the other debater, what seasoning do you use instead?
Reverse 3: We can add flour and sugar!
Face 3: Flour and sugar are used as seasoning for shredded apples!
Anti 1: Can you make shredded apples but not braised pork?
(quarreling)
Moderator: Stop! Why did you quarrel? Let's start over!
Positive 1: I have already said that laughter can prolong people's life!
Pro 2: And there are so many idioms to describe laughter!
Positive 3: Then what? ...
Moderator: Stop! Zheng Fang, it's time!
Anti 1: Cao Cao was defeated. Didn't he save his life by crying? It's not good to cry like this
Opposing Party 2: Crying is to bend down to survive!
(Three are sure to lie on the table tightly)
Opposition 3: Crying soft! Is it not good to cry like this?
Anti 1: If you want to muddle through, forget it!
Counter 2: You want to play dumb, no way!
Counterparty 3: the other debater, you say!
Anti 1 anti-5 anti-3: say it! Say! Say! (aggressive)
Moderator: Say it!
Positive 1: (whispering) Chairman, their time. ...
Moderator: Eh, ok, ok. Time is up. Sit down! Now, please make a final statement by Sanbian!
Positive 3: Thank you, Madam President. Hello, everyone. Now, it's time to see who laughs last. I reiterate our view that it is better to laugh than to cry! Finally, let's sincerely wish the audience friends a smiling face in the future.
Moderator: OK, now let's count the opinions of the audience. Please raise your hand if you think the professional has won. If you think your opponent has won, please show your back!
(The audience raises their hands.)
Moderator: Now I declare that the number of palms and backs is the same! This game ... didn't lose or win.