1, freeze! Robbery! Hands up. Men stand on the left, women stand on the right, perverts stand in the middle, hey! I'm talking about you, pretending to look at your mobile phone! Because your mobile phone is extremely ugly, Beijing Telecom has stopped it for you. Please stop the machine before the end of this month. 3. The four ideals of pigs: all the surrounding fences are removed, and the feed falls from the sky. The butcher of the world is dead, and the people of the whole country believe in Islam. 4. Being single is an understanding, falling in love is a mistake, breaking up is an awareness, getting married is a mistake, and divorce is a great realization! No lover is a waste, but many lovers are animals! Two cows are eating grass. One of them said; "Recently mad cow disease epidemic. We will not be infected, will we? " The other end of the phone said; "No, we are kangaroos." Already crazy! The hunter found a pig, raised his shotgun and killed it. The hunter approached the pig, but the pig stood up. Do you know why? Can't guess? The pig is also wondering. 7. A girl went to the pasture to milk, and everyone else squeezed a bucket. She only squeezed a little. She is in a hurry. Suddenly the old cow said, Miss, you are in the wrong place! 8. Rooster and hen hatch chicks. There is something wrong with this chicken's thinking. It doesn't eat, drink or rest. Cock hen observes stupid chickens. Silly chicken is not paying attention, looking down at the mobile phone! 9, please read aloud: lying plum smells flowers, lying branches hurt and hate low. Invited to smell the wet rubble lying in the spring green. 10, the eagle chased the rabbit, but fell down because of the rabbit's words and died. Do you know what the rabbit said? It shouted, you're not wearing a bra! Hearing this, the eagle quickly covered his chest, and as a result, ... 1 1, the four modern fools: go home from work and earn money for their wives to spend. Leave your phone number with the lady and order lobster at the hotel. 12, your smile is sweet, you look cute when you are angry, you are the most beautiful in my eyes, and you are the best in my heart. Is it very touching? You pig. 13, I had a dream last night, and you were the protagonist! I dreamed that you were panting after a pig with a kitchen knife. The pig suddenly knelt down and begged for mercy, saying, we are born from the same root, so why fry each other! 14, I wish you a fortune and set foot on Marlboro. Your career is in Hongtashan, your lover is better than Ashima, and your financial resources are all over Greater China. 15, I Kao! I took you there! 16, handsome, handsome, with a nest of cabbage on his head and a sack of kelp in his waist. He thinks he is Dong Fangbubai, but he is actually a failed God II! 17, a man raising a woman outside is called "the golden house hides the charming". Women raising men are called "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" outside. 18, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. I just want to cooperate with you, because you are too impulsive. Although I am not a gentleman, I will not take advantage of people's danger! 19, one center on the internet, two basic points: the personal situation centered on MM is basically shameless and basically untrue. This policy is most fully implemented among men. 20. Your five senses are all good separately, but they can be combined to distinguish animal images. 2 1. In order to test your Mandarin, please read aloud the following poems: dark stone green, dark pink, dark stone passing through Chun Lv, dark stone passing through Chun Zhu. 22. I heard that you quit your female secretary. What did she do wrong? "I told her I love you. She typed this sentence and asked me to sign it. " 23. The daughter asked her mother, "Was Dad shy before?" "If he wasn't shy, you would be at least four years older now!" 24. Sorry, it was sent by mistake. 25. "How much do you love me?" "Almost a dime." "Is that all?" "Isn't a dime ten dollars?" 26. I rode a motorcycle to the countryside one day and didn't want my car to break down. An old farmer came to help me with a mule cart. He said with emotion while driving: "motorcycles should also be pulled by mules." 27. Mobile phone self-check warning: mobile phone has virus. Please delete all phone numbers and short messages in your mobile phone within 15 seconds, or your sim card will burn your mobile phone. 28. Although you don't have the appearance of a pig, you definitely have the temperament of a pig! 29. Take MM to the gym and show her all kinds of equipment. One of them is to practice latissimus dorsi rubber band. MM suddenly said, do you come here every night to pimp? I fainted on the spot. 30, boy, you say it! Is it a one-on-one fight or a group fight? Fight! We will fight you one by one! One-on-one, you choose us! 3 1, the mother mouse took the mouse out to steal things, and when she met a cat, the mice were frightened. As a result, the mother mouse learned to bark twice and scared the cat away. It proudly turned to the mice and said,' Children, we can see from this incident how important it is to learn a foreign language well! 32. Men's four ideals: money falls from the sky, handsome guys are dead, beautiful women are rusted, and they are vying for me to soak. 33. It is easier to love someone than to support someone.