In order to satisfy the ultimate fantasy of the body, human beings have provided many new measurement standards. Let me take you to meet them:
Touch your navel with your backhand.
The backhand goes around the waist from behind. If you can touch your navel, it proves that you are thin and have long hands. If you can turn around three and a half times backhand, then you may be called the White Snake. If you can tie a bow behind your back with your backhand, it proves that you are a gift from God. If you keep tying the knot, a prince will come and untie you. Before that, you must never put it down to take a selfie, which will damage your work.
Put coins on the collarbone
Use the protruding collarbone and the depression formed between the shoulder and chest to hold coins. The more coins you put, the last time you bought food, you forgot to bring change, and finally you broke a 20-dollar bill.
Dimple clip pen cap
According to legend, people who don't want to forget the past after death will refuse to drink Meng Po Tang. Meng Po Tang is not reluctant, but will leave dimples on their faces as a sign. Such people must jump into the forgotten river and wait for thousands of years before they can be reincarnated. So friends, please cherish those who have dimples on their faces. Most of the pens you lost are there.
a4 waist
The waist narrower than A4 paper is called A4 waist. Generally speaking, the size of A4 paper is 2 1cm*29.7cm*0.088mm, so if you are attacked by two-way foil in the three-body but it is not completely two-dimensional, you can call it an A4 waist. Not just the waist, the whole person is A4.
Back dimple
There are two visible depressions on the back and waist, commonly known as hip fossa, quilt and "Venus dimple". It is said that only well-proportioned young women can have it. Because the proportion is too small, people gave up the plan to store stationery with it.
bikini bridge
Refers to the "bridge effect" formed by the gap between the small swimming trunks and the lower abdomen and pelvis after the girls with flat bellies put on bikinis. According to statistics, Bikini Bridge has inspired the design and construction of dozens of famous bridges such as Golden Gate Bridge, Zhao Zhouqiao Bridge and Qiantang River Bridge, and is currently applying for the world intangible cultural heritage.
What matters is charm.
This article is suitable for (fat) players who have none of the above, but still insist on participating. Give them a little applause.