Go out and take a taxi first, take the elevator to the gym on the seventh floor, and then sweat profusely on the treadmill.

Second, surf the internet in the middle of the night, go to karaoke bars and dance halls, and stay up when you are sleepy. After insomnia, take sleeping pills.

Third, call your son "rabbit" and your son a pet dog.

Fourth, choose the most distinctive restaurant to eat, eat the most delicious food, and talk about the harm of obesity on the wine table.

5. Use roadside tree planting places to plant Gai Lou, and plant bonsai at home.

6. What happened to my parents in the country? I don't know. Our dog sneezed and hurried to the pet hospital.

Seven, beautiful MM, there are small mud ideas on the shoes, must be carefully wiped off with advanced napkins; When lipstick is light, you must make up your makeup, which is very ladylike; But the roadside barbecue stalls sell dead chickens from my rural hometown to them.

Eight, there are two or three hundred phone numbers stored in the mobile phone, and none of them belong to the neighbor.

Nine, draw the eyebrows; Cut double eyelids; The bridge of the nose is padded; Lip tattoo, chest filled with plastic. Someone told me, "She is your wife".

Ten, wine bureau for a long time to helpless, eat "Dionysus", "Rick" and other anti-hangover drugs, generous to the feast of death. Call when there is no wine to drink: "Hey, buddy, come here, it's my treat on the hour ..."

There are more and more restaurants and fewer toilets. The sign of the toilet is "No defecation here".

12. Students are wearing more and more fashionable clothes and talking more and more obscenity. Going to school is like finishing school, and finishing school is like going to school. I fell in love at school, but I couldn't find someone after work.

Thirteen, love is in your own computer, and your wife is in someone else's computer.

Fourteen, home installed security doors, security window, but always lose the key, and then ask the lock master to pry his door.

Sixteen, when building a square, cut down the big trees, and then set up 12 cement columns to build a cement "hut" and "stump".

18. What my colleague said, I thought to myself: Is this boy fooling me? The monk in the temple said, "Master!" Hurry and kowtow.

Nineteen, the pursuit of higher and higher: seeking senior positions, wearing high-grade clothes, living in high-grade houses, taking high-grade cars, eating high-grade restaurants, suffering from hyperlipidemia and hypertension.

Twenty, feed the dog with ham sausage and eat wild vegetables that feed the chicken in the country.

Twenty-one, go home to sleep in pajamas, go to the photo studio to take nude wedding photos.

Twenty-two, a shelf full of high-end books, a wine table "yellow jokes."

Twenty-three, I sent a lot of short messages and received a lot of short messages during the Spring Festival, but many of them were sent by people I didn't know.

Twenty-four, the corner of the bathroom at home is clean and it is convenient to go to the corner of the street.

Twenty-five, the driver's eyesight is really good, and he parked his car on the "blind road" accurately.

Twenty-six, when the garbage was thrown upstairs, the convenient bag flew over the window and cursed: "Bah, what quality!" One mouthful phlegm also flew out of the window.

Twenty-seven, stay up late at night at home and work overtime, and knock on the computer in the office during the day, just like you are now. ...