The child is getting fatter and cuter.
I can't marry you. Because what I carry is different from ordinary people.
I found myself a little fatter, so I bought a slim skirt to urge myself to lose weight.
You are a short life, and my obesity is temporary.
6. The person you like is thinner than you, and the person you hate is thinner than you.
7. I can afford to play, and I am not so picky as a thin man. If I don't eat this, I'll quit.
8. It's too easy to get fat in winter. For a beautiful spring, I will try to lose weight.
9. When you are so fat, one leg can't support the other. My legs are tired.
10. Recently, I have grown fat on my face and fingers. How can I be thin?
1 1. I suddenly realized whether my face was fat when I was eating.
12. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I need to gain weight for a while at the moment, otherwise my life will be incomplete.
13. It's such a cold day this year, but I actually feel fine. Maybe I'm getting fat, fat.
14. Be thin or die. In the hedgehog world, being too fat can really endanger life.
15. After walking a thousand steps, I didn't even use up my strength for a bowl of rice, and I felt fat again.
16. I was so lucky that I gained weight before the price went up.
17. Women are plump when they are fat, slim when they are thin, slim when they are tall, and exquisite when they are short. Men are fat pigs, thin ribs, tall bamboo poles and short wax gourd!
18. Invite me to dinner when you miss me, and I'll come right away.
19. "A woman who can't control her figure will never achieve anything in her life." No, you see, I can be fat if I want to be fat, and I can be fat if I want to be fat again.
I've put on weight for a long time and my weight has peaked. I am hungry every day, but I can't lose weight.
2 1. I'm still lamenting the small waist in those days. Look at it now. I hate it in my spare time.
22. People get fat in middle age. When it comes to losing weight, it's on the top!
23. Bite the muscles in your cheek while eating, and suddenly realize if your face is fat.
He said that the most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you.
25. The meaning of being fat lies not in how much and what you eat, but in how you eat. Feel it.
26. At that time, Liang Qian was like a fresh sausage, wrapped in meat and tense. Now it's like an air-dried sausage, which dries without any water, and a layer of salt frost is deposited on the casing.
27. Fat people are not qualified to eat! Wait till you lose weight.
28. People who are not fat say they are fat every day, while those who are really fat are numb.
29. The voice of most fat people: I am willing to lose weight, and I am powerless.
30. If you can't eat at night, why are there lights in the refrigerator?
3 1. I can eat all these before I sweat. Can you believe it?
32. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".
33. Fat people are always updating their closets.
34. My pants have shrunk again. ...
35. My face has turned into a cake, but I still comfort myself. Well, it's not like I've never lost weight.
36. I am fat because I have a lot of things in my heart, and I am not thin.
37. I accidentally gained another kilo and started eating grass next week. Look, everything is ready.
38. What happened? Do you think you are not fat enough? Why would I order a fried string in the middle of the night?
Humorous sentences about the beer belly that has gained weight recently (Part III) 39. A little shorter or a little more symmetrical will do. Hey, he's not. He has a big belly bulging around his strong waist. Someone once made fun of him, saying that he stood like a watermelon instead of a melon.
40. We are fat people, obese people with overnutrition. It doesn't hurt to eat less!
4 1. My fatness is temporary, and your shortness is lifelong.
42. I drifted with the tide and didn't look back on the road to getting fat. I am lying in bed eating chocolate at this time in the evening.
43. One day, I will be as thin as a bolt of lightning, illuminating all the wretched fat people.
44. To lose weight, sometimes it's not that you can't control your mouth, but that you don't have a scale in your heart.
45. Being slightly fat is the best figure. Reality is very skinny. Never let yourself feel thin.
I have gained a few pounds recently, so I must avoid eating salad in winter. It's really sad
47. I have gained weight since I started work 16 kg. In someone's words, I have two chins.
48. Thanks to being a fat man, he can pinch his stomach when he is sad.
49. One day, I'm going to thin into a flash of lightning and illuminate you wretched fat people.
50. Don't wear a red down jacket, it looks like a tomato.
5 1. Let yourself gain weight if you are lovelorn, because you are broad-minded and fat.
52. If I really can't lose weight, let me grow taller!
Many people understand "generosity" as "pregnancy".
54. My face has turned into a cake, but I still comfort myself. Well, it's not like I've never lost weight.
55. Ladies, don't lose weight, nature is the most beautiful. After all, people like me can't lose weight if they want to!
56. People who like you will never think you are fat. People who hate you. I'm afraid you almost died of obesity.
57. Did you have a midnight snack today? You should gain weight!
57 general inspirational short sentences with depth and self-restraint.
Deep and cultivated inspirational short sentences (I) 1. When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's cassock …
People who are stronger than you won't laugh at you, but people who are weaker than you will! The purpose is to make you as weak as they are. It's just human instinct to open your mouth and shout. It takes human wisdom to shut up and think hard.
I have never seen an early riser, diligent, cautious and honest person complaining about his bad fate.
Let me go back to my life in front of you. It's neither pleasant nor unpleasant, but it sounds good. At least I won't be sad because of you.
Happiness is like drinking water. Self-knowledge. Your happiness is not in the eyes of others, but in your own heart.
6. The most terrible thing in the world is that you treat others as friends and others don't treat you as friends.
7. If you want to argue with me, I will never be generous. You must be very generous. I am definitely more open than you. Your heart is true to mine.
8. It's really good to live a good life in such a crowded place.
9. Only when you are down and out can you meet the most sincere feelings.
10. The person who really knows you is the one who can see the pain in your eyes when others take your smile seriously.
1 1. In fact, people don't resist change, they just resist being changed.
12. Because of dissatisfaction, you see your ideal. Because of the ideal, every moment of existence is so important. There is no invincible opponent, only yourself who is standing still. Transcendence is the result and running is the process. It's almost over. Hold on.
13. You can't let the world change for you, nor can you let others change for you. The only thing that can change is yourself.
14. The pressure is not that someone is working harder than you, but that people who are several times better than you are still working hard.
15. Time can erase all memories.
16. I like myself at the moment, and I miss us in the past.
17. There are always some things that make you see some people inadvertently.
18. The success in life lies not in getting a good deck of cards, but in how to play bad cards well.
19. The more you learn, the less you ask for help. I always believe in one sentence: only if I am strong enough, I will not be trampled by others.
Profound and cultivated inspirational short sentences (part two) 20. The reason why some people are more miserable and others are happier is not because people have different attitudes towards happiness, but because people have different attitudes towards pain. ...
2 1. Learn not to regret, and learn to spend your youth on things that need to be pursued more.
22. Yesterday you hate is the past you can't go back to. The future you like is the present you missed one day.
23. We are all angels with one wing. We can only fly if we hug.
When you are not strong enough, you can't hurt others, you can only destroy yourself.
25. The road of life depends on yourself step by step. What can really protect you is your own personality choice and cultural choice. Then, in turn, what can really hurt you is the same, your own choice.
26. This society is simple, but people are too complicated.
No matter how unpredictable my life is, I hope I can gradually become a calm person. I hope you can, too.
I don't want to love him forever, because I want to love him forever.
29. Three-point theory and seven-point practice.
30. Mood, the source of everyone's growth, is laughter or joy, bitterness or fatigue. When you are really bitter and feel it, you can really feel the growth and find the pure land and state of mind in your heart.
3 1. Even if you are penniless, as long as you have a kind heart, you are the richest person in the world.
32. Although the past has faded away, although the former people have dispersed, in my memory, you have always been warm.
33. Never doomed misfortune, only perseverance.
34. Time is a trip with no return, and both good and bad are scenery.
35. If you are alive, you must open a road on every mountain and bridge when you meet water. Life, you give me pressure, I give you a miracle.
36. Have the simplest life and the farthest dream.
37. Once the ocean dries up, the rocks are broken, but it is difficult to gather together and separate.
38. "Losing is a blessing" is not only a life strategy, but also a professional wisdom. Eating a small loss can not only win people's admiration, but also learn great wisdom in life.
39. Society is like a tree full of monkeys. Looking up, it's all ass; Looking down, all smiles; Look around, full of eyes and ears. Especially at work.
40. Life is a wonderful journey, just like a flower blooming, it always seems to live high, not the shadow of others!
4 1. If someone hurts you, please be kind and beautiful as always, and enjoy life and love as if you have never been hurt. One day that person will regret missing you, which is the biggest revenge.
42. When a player enters a painting, he will spend his life at the end of the world, and that year he will be cardamom.
You will never see the tears in my eyes, because I will cry only when you are away.
44. How capable you are and how big a house you live in, don't lose yourself and don't deceive others; Spend your own money, go your own way and love your family.
45. Isn't cuteness a long-term solution? But loving me is the long-term solution.
46. As long as you smile hard in the direction of sunflower, you won't lose your way.
47. Maturity is not learning to express, but learning to swallow. When you learn to control many things bit by bit, you can control your life well. Good morning!
48. Small success depends on friends, and great success depends on enemies.
49. Time is God's cruelest and most merciful gift to mankind. So is forgetting.
50. People who know the true meaning of life can prolong their short lives.
5 1. Everything in this world is fifty-fifty.
52. The city, if you regard it as a spirit, you will respect it, defend it and cherish it; If you only regard it as a substance, you will use it endlessly, transform it at will and destroy it at will.
53. Love once appeared, but you couldn't see it.
54. How big is a person's heart, how big is his anger.
When you have confidence in yourself, when everything you do is your own choice and you can be fully responsible, you will find that you are free because everything is under your control. The meaning of freedom lies not in being able to go anywhere at will, but in inner peace and freedom.
56. Maturity is a sudden moment. You trample your pride on the ground and let it blossom or rot into mud.
57. The kettle is timid and hot, the trunk is thin and easy to break, and the heart is small and irritable.
Friends circle crying poor humor jokes universal 57 sentences
Humorous jokes about crying in friends circle 1 1. I slapped myself twice before going out, blushing and saving money. Eight thieves searched my house all night, and finally there was only one hundred dollars left.
Be careful when you pass by the lawn, don't dirty the soil I want to eat.
I haven't eaten meat for a long time. Catch a mosquito to solve the problem.
When you lie down, it is a starry bonfire, and when you get up, it is a dewdrop.
The deformed rice in the village came to me.
No one in this society looks up to you if you have no money. If you have money, you are your brother. If you have no money, you can put it there.
7. Looking forward to a good year, T-shirts are patched like jackets.
8. I am poor, turn a blind eye, save it.
9. Today, the southeast wind is full of sand teeth, but the taste is OK. Fish soup scraped from the sea has a strong smell. I haven't eaten so much for a long time.
10. I can't solve anything that money can solve.
1 1. The abacus rang and tears dripped. Afraid of cold and wind, poor and afraid of debt.
12. Things other than money are never clear.
13. I can't solve any problems that need money to solve.
14. We agreed to grow old together, so dye a cream!
15. All my moods and moods now are due to lack of money, money and money.
16. When the poor suffered from famine, their eyes filled with tears.
17. I really just want this kind of friend who has no interest. If I have money, I will treat you to delicious food. If I have no money, I'll rub it for you and you take me to eat East.
18. Language can't replace action, but action is the loudest language.
19. I smiled at the comments and returned my mobile phone to others.
Some people seem to be silent, but in fact they are crying for the final reward.
2 1. It is raining. I'm going to wash my hair.
22. Life is like this. He was teasing you, but you took it seriously.
If there were no free air, I wouldn't be alive now.
I don't care whether he is poor or not when I make friends. Anyway, he is not as poor as me.
I lost a dollar the day before yesterday, so I have to walk to work these days.
The weather forecast says there will be no wind today, so it seems that we will be hungry again.
27. The poor don't knit, but the rich beat their stomachs.
28. Money is flying everywhere and the poor are starving.
29. My idea is simple. I want to earn more money and find someone who loves me because of my money, instead of simply liking my kindness, integrity and beauty.
30. Will happiness just smile and die on the road to your dreams?
3 1. I don't even dare to have a dog for fear that it will compete with me for food.
32. Pockets are empty and bank cards are heavily in debt.
33. My flowers are borrowed and returned.
34. Starting today, don't call me for activities other than eating in 5 yuan. I have no money, I'm going to eat dirt!
35. Bring me the cup quickly, my tears are almost falling, and there is water at last.
36. I am hungry for meat, hot pot, fish with Chinese sauerkraut and hot and sour powder. The more I think about it, the hungrier I get. This is a vicious circle.
37. Fortunately, I still have the northwest wind to drink, otherwise I would have starved to death!
38. I can't sleep at night. No one knows how much pressure I have in my heart. I also want to go out for a walk. I can't move without money
Crying in a circle of friends is humorous. 39. Money is not everything, but it's really hard to move without money. I have a deep understanding today.
40. The beggar shook his bowl at me, and I felt that he was showing off his wealth!
4 1. Silence is golden. Don't talk to me. I want to save money.
42. What I smoke depends on what cigarette butts others throw.
43. If the air is cold, the poor will rent the poor.
44. Millennium tiles will turn over one day, and no poor people will be poor to the end.
45. In the elevator, I press one and he presses negative one.
46. When the poor get sick, the king of hell collects debts.
47. Double Eleven is coming! Push hard. Hey! Hey, after eating dirt.
48. I dare not type with symbols for fear of wasting traffic.
49. I was really hungry that night, so I ate half a hamburger left by others in the trash can.
50. When I grow up, I realize that there is not only a word difference between having money and having no money, but also the treatment they receive is very different.
5 1. If a person is poor, his heart will cool the fastest. His former fair-weather friends all ignored him, and his former brothers and confidants stayed away from him.
52. What happened to my eyes? You can't see the money when you open your wallet!
53. In the evening, I said to the mouse in the kitchen: Don't look, only we can eat at home.
54. Dad thought I was ugly and asked me to be a scarecrow in the cornfield. As a result, not only did I successfully scare away the crows, but even several crows were scared to send some corn back.
55. The biggest possibility of winning 5 million is in a dream.
56. Girls like us who have no money and are not beautiful can only be kind.
57. Men have neither money nor women. Dogs on the side of the road won't look you in the eye.
Humorous sentences that eating midnight snack recently leads to weight gain.
Humorous sentences about weight gain caused by eating midnight snack recently (Part I) 1. The person you like is thinner than you, and the person you hate is thinner than you.
God gave me many opportunities to get fat, and I took it.
The meaning of being fat is not how much you eat or what you eat, but how you eat. Feel it.
Recently, my appetite has increased greatly. I want to eat delicious food every day, and I don't feel fat.
I was so lucky that I gained weight before the price went up.
6. Control Alipay, stop, shut up, and you can't eat supper if you are hungry in the middle of the night! You can't drink milk tea! Unless you still think you are not fat enough!
7. Never return on the road of gaining weight every day! I have milk tea again today, and I have an appointment tonight!
8. This year's achievement, I gained 20 pounds, and my stomach bulged, unlocking the greasy middle-aged man in advance.
9. When the typhoon came, people and trees around them were blown away …
10. My pants have shrunk again …
1 1. Many years ago, you said take care. I haven't lost weight.
12. I want to slim down into a lightning bolt and illuminate all the fat people. However, I have gained weight again.
13. Life is like this, one wave is not flat, and another wave rises. Treat allergies in spring and oils in summer, treat alopecia in autumn and dryness in winter, remove acne and wrinkle less, and then fight obesity all your life.
14. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, it's yours.
15. Thanks to being a fat man, he can pinch his stomach when he is sad.
16. In the sinking years, only fat is with you.
17. Invite me to dinner when you miss me, and I'll come right away.
18. Don't call others rude just because they are getting fatter!
19. The most exclusive thing in the world is your meat. No matter how you ignore it, it will never leave you!
Eating midnight snack recently leads to obesity (Chapter 2) 20. The world is so big, I just want a relationship that I can safely gain weight.
2 1. I really can't allow myself to indulge any longer. I hardly know myself when I look in the mirror. A sphere is me. My wish this year is to lose weight successfully and get rid of the bill!
22. At that time, I felt ugly as hell. Now, I feel fat and cute, just round, with a bright smile, and everything is simple and beautiful.
23. Don't wear a red down jacket, it looks like a tomato.
24. I have gained weight recently. I met an old classmate. Negative energy burst. But it doesn't matter, the snow will melt eventually.
I can't marry you. Because what I carry is different from ordinary people.
26. The same is true of the beautiful collarbone, and the interesting stomach bounces.
27. Being too fat breeds laziness, and lazy people will be abandoned by the world.
28. I've had a good time recently. It's nice to feel carefree. I was a little scorpion girl when I was fat. Come on, work out!
I have gained a few pounds recently, so I must avoid eating salad in winter. It's really sad
30. I want to be as thin as a lightning bolt to illuminate all the wretched fat people.
3 1. I heard that being slightly fat is the best figure. Is this your dish? This is simply nobody! I think it's okay!
32. Shut up and spread your legs. For a fat man like me, it's still useful!
33. When I was fat, there was no one who disliked me. I will repay you well when I lose weight.
34. You made a whole body fat filling!
35. Women always think they are too fat, while other women are thin.
36. I have become more and more unhappy recently. I think I've gained weight again. After all, I am all fleshy!
37. I want to be fat into a sea and drown the thin people who laugh at me!
38. Being slightly fat is the best figure. Reality is very skinny. Never let yourself feel thin.
Humorous sentences (chapter 3) 39 that eating midnight snack recently leads to weight gain. My three major shortcomings are: 1. Obesity; Second, fat; Third, so the fat can't be reduced!
40. Summer is coming again. Time to lose weight! Do you have like-minded friends?
4 1. Long time no see, you are as fat as two people!
42. I am particularly annoyed with those who complain that they are fat and lazy every day, or they don't think about themselves or act on them.
43. I stand on your left, but it seems to be across the Milky Way.
44. I think I am fat, but I just want to eat hamburgers, fried chicken duck necks, and lotus root fish tofu!
45. "A woman who can't control her figure will never achieve anything in her life." No, you see, I can be fat if I want to be fat, and I can be fat if I want to be fat again.
46. Don't say I'm fat, you can grow to 250 if you can!
47. Whether he is short or symmetrical, hey, he is not. He has a big belly bulging around his strong waist. Someone once made fun of him, saying that he stood like a watermelon instead of a melon.
48. A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.
49. If you think I'm fat, I'll lose weight. If you say I'm not beautiful, I'll get dressed. However, I am thin and beautiful, will I still be with you? It's not that I'm too vain You taught me.
50. Fat people are heavier than Mount Tai or other mountains.
5 1. We agree to lose weight. Forget it. Eating a meal won't make you fat.
52. Fortunately, I ate myself fat before, otherwise I felt that this demon wind blew me away in minutes, and I was tired after a short walk.
53. The chubby meat is dripping and almost greased.
54. I feel fat now, eating more and more is completely out of control, and I can eat whatever I want!
55. People get fat in middle age. When it comes to losing weight, that's the best!
My sister gave me a look and said, "Don't let the meat hear me."