In the late 1980s, I stayed with my girlfriend for three or four months and haven't been to her home. One day she came to me and said, "My parents want to meet you." So I bought some gifts and rode with her to her home for about an hour.

Her parents warmly let me in, exchanged a few pleasantries and went out. My girlfriend and I are the only two people in the room. Although it is the first time to go to her house, I feel uncomfortable in front of her, and I am usually a little informal and like to play jokes on acquaintances. At this time, I felt a little thirsty, so I pointed to the thermos bottle on the coffee table and said to my girlfriend, "Go, pour a glass of water for my father."

After saying his word, her father walked into the room as soon as he lifted the curtain. I immediately flushed and didn't sit or stand. ...

In the mid-1990s, I had worked in a state-owned bank for seven or eight years. After I barely became a department-level cadre, the old headmaster retired. The new president is cold to me, so I also have strong hostility to him.

This year, the credit supervisor of our bank was arrested by the public security department for breaking the law. At that time, the head of the credit department was a "fat job", not only with great real power, but also with infinite scenery, so several department-level cadres in the line wanted to take over the vacant positions.

One day after work at noon, several colleagues and I waited for the elevator. Sister Wang, who usually likes to joke with me, said to me, "You are so young and promising, and you are the head of the credit department."

The new president has a bad impression on me, which is almost known to the whole bank. Sister Wang was undoubtedly making fun of me, so I said angrily, "Do you think that the president is my son and I can do whatever I want?"

At this time, the surrounding suddenly quieted down, surprisingly quiet! I turned around and saw the president standing behind me, waiting for the elevator. At this moment, he looked up at the ceiling as if he didn't hear anything. ...

Growing up, I tried my best to do a lot of embarrassing things, and I felt embarrassed when I said it. However, I remember the most embarrassing thing was at school. I woke up one morning and found it was almost eight o'clock. It's almost time for class If I am late soon, I will be punished by the teacher, so I put on my clothes and pants in a hurry. The speed of dressing that day was several times faster than before After washing my face and brushing my teeth, I went out with my bag on my back. Unexpectedly, an embarrassing thing came! At that time, I ran to the classroom panting, and finally I was not late. I followed everyone to the playground to do morning exercises. After doing morning exercises, I started running. The girl sitting in the front row with me winked at me. I thought it was a greeting. I nodded to her and smiled at her. Then she smiled and pointed to my lower body. I looked down. Ah, I'm dizzy! I didn't pull up my pants chain. I am embarrassed. I quickly turned around and put my pants on the chain. My face has turned red, and I really want to find a hole to get into. This is my most embarrassing thing!

I have had a lot of embarrassing things, but they are all small things. Let's talk about the anecdote of uncle and sister-in-law first. I feel particularly embarrassed. That was more than twenty years ago. At that time, my sister-in-law was still young and belonged to a careless rural artist. Once I went out to see a patient in the city. When summer arrived, my sister-in-law changed her short-sleeved shirt and dress and her shoes into high heels. So my sister-in-law took the shuttle bus to the city on the road near the village. Because I seldom wear high heels when I work at home, it's awkward to wear them, and I need to get off halfway to the city. When the bus arrived at the station, the conductor told everyone to get off, and my sister-in-law got off with the crowd and got off at her home. Because the high-heeled shoes didn't adapt, she lost her flatness when she stepped down the steps of the car. Her predecessor just leaned out and instinctively grabbed forward with his hand. In front of her was a young man in his twenties. Just after she reached the flat ground in vest shorts, she was held in her hands and her sister-in-law was still lying down. People around you laughed when they saw Zhuang. The young man stood there awkwardly and said nothing, but he soon brought it out. My sister-in-law is also very shy. At this time, the conductor said, "What if Sister doesn't delay?" Get up! "At the same time, walk your sister-in-law. The young man is still of high quality and didn't say a word. He probably didn't have the guts to take care of it when he saw it was a woman. When his accomplices saw that nothing happened, they pulled the young man back and everyone followed. I think this is the most embarrassing thing.

There are too many embarrassing things growing up. Tell a story about my brain-dead experience the year before last for everyone to play with.

In August the year before last, my wife and I made an appointment with a photography studio to take wedding photos. The location shooting is to go to Foshan's film and television base, and there are three other couples with us. Because of the short time, I was embarrassed to delay others' time when I first got on the bus, so I didn't go to the toilet first and held it all the way. Fortunately, the driver's eldest brother may also want to get off and smoke, so he found a service area and stopped the car.

I also pretended to walk gracefully to the toilet. As soon as I entered the toilet door, I felt something was wrong. Why is there a woman's voice coming in? But I didn't think about it at that time, because the service area was remote and there were few people. I thought it was a men's and women's bathroom

When I came out of the toilet to wash my hands, I found three couples in the same trade smiling at me. I still don't know why. My wife took my hand and pointed to the door of the toilet and said, "I don't need to call you in a hurry. Go in." I looked back, blushed and went back to the car. I felt embarrassed all the way.

At school, my boyfriend and I had a first date and had dinner together. .

Korean food was popular then, and there happened to be one near the school. One of the characteristics of that store is that there are many small tatami rooms that have been cut off. Close the small door, like a small private room, which is more private, so people outside can't see it, so they won't be disturbed (hey, where do you want to go? . )

What's more, this small shop has a large quantity of food, low price and a warm proprietress. A group of our classmates often go there to eat and drink, so the proprietress always gives us some change after eating. .

Really popular with the student party and people with little money. .

That day, it was our first date, the first time!

Two people, still shy, introverted and at a loss.

The waitress brought me the menu and my boyfriend asked me to order. I picked up the menu and looked at it. I thought it was better to be reserved and less on the first date. . .

So,

I ordered stir-fried dishes, seafood cakes, miscellaneous fish and two bowls of cold noodles.

My boyfriend talks more, and he looks at the dishes on the menu.

I shouted, no, I can't eat. .

He said, it's okay. If you can't eat, pack it back!

So,

I ordered another laver-covered rice and roast mutton, and a fruit salad!

I can basically pack everything he ordered and take it back, and I'm not afraid of the cold kind. I was moved by the thoughtful romantic atmosphere of this man. .

In a short time, children's dishes came up, plus four casual appetizers, and a big table was full!

While I was eating, the proprietress came with barley tea to help us add water. When she saw me, she greeted me warmly.

"Hey, little sister! Are you here? Hey, why do you eat so little today? "

Me:. . . . . .

"Won't climb over the wall at night, come and eat snack! ? "

Me:. . . . . .

I remember going climbing with my girlfriend once, and I was thirsty. So I stopped to buy a bottle of mineral water. My girlfriend is too slow, so I'll go up first. Then I paid the money, drank the water and ran up the steps quickly. I saw my girlfriend watching the scenery by the guardrail. So I hurried forward and slapped my girlfriend on the back shoulder. The girl turned around and we looked at each other for three seconds ... "Odimaga, I mistook you for someone else." I lamented in my mind and came at once; "I'm sorry, I mistook you for someone else." Five seconds later. The girl turned and left. Afterwards, I broke out in a cold sweat. Scared me to drink a bottle of mineral water!

I suddenly mentioned the most embarrassing thing I have ever experienced. It really took me a little brain to remember what happened to me.

That is, some time ago, I walked back from work one night. After crossing the street, I saw a girl wearing a fitness suit and carrying a bag, because I often go to the gym with my girlfriend at this time. On that day, the girl's height, hairstyle, clothes, including backpack, and most obviously, holding a thermos cup, were very close.

I watched her coming. I mistakenly thought she was my girlfriend, so I opened my arms in front of her and prepared to hug her ... when I stood in front of her, I found that it was not my girlfriend. It was really awkward. I took my arm back in an instant, and the evil smile on my face suddenly became serious. Then I made way for her and kept saying I was sorry, mistaking me for someone else. ......

The girl said nothing, and I didn't stay long, so I left in a hurry. After returning home, my girlfriend is lying in bed watching TV leisurely. Then tell her. ...

I remember calling my mother on New Year's Eve when I was away during the Spring Festival one year. I can remember my mother's mobile phone number and always enter it directly.

As soon as the phone rang, I shouted "Mom ~ ~blablabla" to myself. It was a long time before the other party interrupted me and said, "Girl, you have the wrong number." Mom, it's a young male voice. My face turned red. I quickly apologized and hung up the phone.

Calm down and keep calling my mom. As soon as I got through, I quickly said to my mother, "Mom, I didn't know what happened just now, so I dialed a boy and I started calling her mother." Awkward. I haven't missed it before ... "

There was a burst of laughter on the other end of the phone. "Girl, you have the wrong number again. It's me again ... "I laughed at myself.

It's embarrassing, but the laughter is really good.

I studied in the county town when I was a freshman. My aunt lives in the county, and plans to go to her aunt's house for a few days in the summer vacation before going home!

My aunt's in-laws are called in-laws and grandmothers in our hometown. My aunt's house is on the third floor, my aunt lives on the third floor and my in-laws live on the second floor. The first floor is like a living room and a kitchen. The next night at my aunt's house, my aunt asked me to go to the kitchen to help her get something up. When I walked to the second floor, I saw my in-laws taking a bath. Bathroom door didn't turn it off either, so it was open. I feel embarrassed in an instant. My parents-in-law didn't feel embarrassed, so they came out and dressed in the corridor with towels. I hurried downstairs to the kitchen without even saying hello. After taking what my aunt wanted, I waited for a while before rushing to the third floor. I'm afraid I'll be embarrassed to see my in-laws and grandmothers in the future.

I told my aunt about it. My aunt said that grandma's in-laws are all like this. No matter who comes from home, she is not shy. Later, when I was a senior in high school, Uncle menstruation divorced. Aunt said she couldn't stand her in-laws and grandma. There is no freedom at all. Usually, my aunt is in the room, and my in-laws and grandmothers go up and watch the door to see what my aunt is doing inside. My uncle has no opinion, and he does whatever my in-laws say. Typical baby boy!

Just say I made it myself: when I was a child, my parents went out to work, and my sister and I were at home. I was in the second grade at that time, and it happened to snow in winter. It was snowing heavily and thickly. We have a habit there. Several people are having a good time at school. Whoever gets up early will go door to door!

When I was a child, my family was poor, and there was no alarm clock or watch. We just looked at the brightness outside to see if it was dawn. Maybe the snow was too thick, and it was particularly bright outside that day. At that time, we had morning classes at seven o'clock. I woke up at night and saw it was particularly bright outside. Besides, it was winter. I thought it was time to get up for school, so I woke my sister up. Then my sister and I knocked on my classmate's door with our schoolbags on our backs. As a result, three people were woken up, and then we went to another home. He has an alarm clock at home. It's only a little after one o'clock, so why do you get up so early? My sister and I would feel particularly embarrassed there … then we went back and had a good sleep before going to school.