With the rapid development of social networking platforms such as WeChat, Weibo and QQ. In their spare time, more and more people will comment, record and share meaningful things in life. Share the following words and let others make friends.

Let others send a circle of friends 1 1. Specify others to send spoof friends circle.

1, God is fair, giving others happiness will also make you blind, for fear that you will feel uncomfortable.

Life never makes me comfortable. It always slaps me every once in a while to remind me that I will die if I make another mistake.

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but the exam is coming, while others are reviewing themselves.

When I entered the room, I found a hundred-dollar bill on the table. Mom usually doesn't give pocket money. Oh, my God! Have mercy this time? I can't help feeling happy.

When I picked up the bill, I found a note under it. I picked it up and looked at it. It says, "Today is your grandmother's birthday. Wait for me at home. Let's celebrate her birthday. Attention-that hundred dollars is not for you, it is to attract your attention! "

I have a crush on you, and I completely lost my mind. Now I finally shake dry.

6. "I really regret not listening to my mother now." "What did your mother say?" "Shit, I didn't say I wouldn't listen!"

7. If you feel poor and ugly, please don't be sad, at least your judgment is right.

8. Seeing a pair of middle school students holding hands in the street, I can't help but think back to myself in middle school. I was also watching a pair of middle school students holding hands in the street.

9. My wife always warns me not to find (junior) three by crying, making trouble and hanging herself, which makes me very angry because she never makes the third move.

10, Grandpa used to have a dog at home. He was afraid that it would steal food, so he put pepper on some food. Later, this guy was not hot or happy. Even dog food should be mixed with Chili.

Second, let the other party send a circle of friends.

1. Today, you woke up with a mosquito lying on your pillow and a suicide note beside you: I struggled all night, and your impudence made me ashamed to live in this world! Lord, forgive him! I killed myself.

2. You fall in love with a girl, your eyes are full of affectionate light, your sinful desires are brewing in your heart, and your fresh body makes you long for it. The girl is also nervous because of your special feelings, screaming: Help, whose dog is lying everywhere!

Recently, mice love rice, which reminds me of you involuntarily. Your skinny skin and fragile little body really scared me: damn bugs! Don't hurt my rice again!

It doesn't matter if your head is empty, the key is not to get into the water.

In the university dormitory, a person was singing rock and roll at the top of his lungs: "I want to change, I want to change, I want to change …" The bookworm who was reading looked up and asked in surprise: "Isn't the toilet empty?"

6. When the fat mother applied for the membership card, she said, I am 29 years old now. How many months ... The staff looked at it and said doubtfully, how many months? Fat mother struggled for a long time and said that it has been 66 months.

7. Drink strong tea until it is tasteless. If you are drunk, you never want to wake up. Pig's trotters should have thick skin and thick meat. Hey, this one with a mobile phone is good!

8, since I got mental illness, my spirit is much better!

9. Care about him in the past tense, like him in the present continuous tense, and love him in the future tense.

10, give you a saqima, and happiness will take you as a target; Give you a piece of soft bread and your troubles will disappear; Give you a glass of orange granules, knock on the door happily every day and give you a glass of wine. Good luck will be your watchdog!

1 1, look at you, look at your back, you can scare away millions of lions by turning your head.

12, this short message is a good thief. It is no trouble to receive it, and it is less painful to read it. It is highly paid to forward it, and it can also take orders in groups. The content is: April Fool's joke, it is very important to grasp the scale. Just be sincere and happy!

13, after a period of statistics, our company got the following information, because your mobile phone is indigestion, our company will cancel your mobile phone use right. Please contact WC to ensure the normal use of your mobile phone.

14, Singles Day is here. Do you feel particularly lonely, lonely and cold? Never mind, welcome to my house-grass has been planted in the fence to keep you warm.

Let others send friends. 2. Talk about the recommendation of friends circle.

1) Forward this message 3 times, and you will be lucky; Forward it 6 times and you will be official; Forward 10 times, and you will be lucky; Forward it 20 times and spend 2 yuan!

2) I went to the street with you, and suddenly a dog jumped out and bit you. I kicked the dog, and the dog said maliciously, only your dog is allowed to bite me, so I am not allowed to bite your dog!

3) I plugged my ears, clenched my trembling hands and shook my head frequently. I can't believe how you got into a mental hospital!

4) Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei's, your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang's, my love is deeper than Lu's, my affection is longer, but my promise is more empty than the Monkey King's.

5) Dear users, your mobile phone has a withdrawal function: just take out the SIM card and insert it into the ATM: If the ATM does not accept business, please use your mobile phone to hit the ATM!

6) Chickens are used to lay eggs, cows do what they have to do, cats go door to door, sheep are baked in the future, and dogs are used for people. Just wait for the circle. Happy April Fool's Day!

7) I heard that you made a fortune and paid off all your foreign debts. It's time to pay back the half piece of rubber you borrowed from my primary school. Plus the interest for so many years, you should give me a tire.

8) Work is getting busier and busier, I am too tired to get out of bed, and the pressure is getting bigger and bigger, which makes my life complete and boring in my spare time. Fortunately, I can send you a short message, hehe! Happy April Fool's Day!

9) I miss you all day, I love you deeply, and I miss you every minute. Come with me quickly, dear-money! Happy April Fool's Day!

10) I am the blackboard and you are the white chalk. Our combination allows words to witness our bright love; I am a relief stone and you are a chisel. Let art witness our deep love! Happy April Fool's Day!

Tell me about the nearest circle of friends.

1) You are cruel, you are cruel, you are so cruel; People are thinner than cucumbers and have no meat; The skin is thicker than the wall, and the shells can't penetrate; The heart is smaller than the eye of a needle and never suffers; Love is thinner than paper, so you can cheat whoever you catch!

2) Pink flower bones, white bear shirts, and small bouncing steps make you smile sweetly. The cutest shape, the liveliest behavior, and the happiest April Fool's Day! Friends, happy holidays!

3) I have read countless people in my life, and I have never seen you like this. You said there was no such thing as you! Tall is tall, but it's still so white, just right. Why are you still so handsome? ! What did you say?/Sorry?

4) Jianghu knows that you are skilled in martial arts, but you can't be proud. If you do this, you will no longer be a person, but a swordsman! Chivalrous swordsman! Chivalrous swordsman!

5) When I wake up tomorrow, there is a mosquito lying beside your pillow, and there is a suicide note beside me: I struggled all night, and your impudence makes me ashamed to live in this world! Lord, forgive him! I killed myself.

6) Compare wages with wages, forget it, and don't want to live. Take care of yourself, forget it. Compare the stars, forget it. Compare scarlet to scarlet, forget it, it's you. Have a nice weekend and stay young forever.

7) If there are any words at the end of the month, please read this tongue twister after me. 1 level difficulty: talking nonsense and spending money, level 2 difficulty: spending money will evaporate, level 3 difficulty: playing nonsense and spending money!

8) To be a man, we should leave a place for fools, do things without the power of fools, and live like fools. Today, I finally found you, the "fool" who slipped through the net. Happy April Fool's Day!

9) Seven commandments after meals: first, quit smoking; second, stop eating fruit immediately; third, relax your belt and drink tea immediately under the temptation; fifth, take a hundred steps; sixth, take a bath immediately; seventh, go to bed immediately! Bajie: Do you remember?

10) idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot. The above is due to the recent debugging of the network to test whether the message sent is smooth. If you receive a text message, please ignore it. Today is April Fool's Day.

Let others send friends. 1. According to my observation, anyone who loves to say that success or failure is not about money has no money!

Second, chatting is valuable and the internet fee is higher. If you are sleeping, you can throw them both.

Third, buy a new mobile phone and unlock the screen with facial recognition. Sometimes the failure of unlocking tells me that the face matching is unsuccessful, and I can accept it. Sometimes it is too much to say that no face is detected!

Good night means: let me play alone for a while, and you will think that I am asleep!

I always believe that my best friend will become very rich and then support me. Turns out that fool thought so, too.

6. If a girl walks in an ancient street now and is dragged back by the emperor to serve her bed and wash her face at night, will she be convicted of bullying the monarch and so on?

Seven, girls who chase Korean dramas are most worried about not getting married, while girls who chase domestic dramas are most worried about the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.

Eight, rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home, sunny days are suitable for going out for a walk, for a long time, in fact, no day is suitable for work.

9. Ma Yun once said: A person's career is inversely proportional to his appearance. I can't bear to look in the mirror. It seems that I am doomed to accomplish nothing in my life.

Ten, suddenly feel that praise is a cold diplomatic way, lightly tell each other that I have read it.

I played with mosquitoes all night yesterday and was finally tied. It's not full, and I haven't slept well.

The most embarrassing thing in the world is that you have something stuck between your teeth, your tongue knows where it is, but your hand doesn't know where it is!

Thirteen, if the day is sentimental, it is old, kill me early.

Fourteen, everyone is "I don't know what I am doing, but I am different. I'm "I don't know where the money went, and I'm broke." "

My mother likes playing mahjong, but then I was born. My mother resolutely gave up mahjong for me and my family because she thought it was more interesting to hit me.

Sixteen, my girlfriend suddenly sent a message: "I was wrong about you!" I suddenly panicked, and I couldn't seem to hide it, so I had to confess: "Listen to me! Your girlfriend seduced me first! " At the same time, I received a second message from my girlfriend: "There is a man with the same hairstyle on the road!" " .

Seventeen, when my boyfriend first met me, his emotional intelligence was low, which often made me heartache. Later, I taught him bit by bit how to understand women's small thoughts and how to make women happy. Many things happen. Now this guy is good at picking up girls, and I became his ex-girlfriend.

You can love three or five scum, but you can't love a person (scum) three or five times. It may be unlucky to go wrong, but jumping into the pit all the time is mentally retarded.

Nineteen, when a man's words fart! Colorless and tasteless, but it can be poisoned to death.

Twenty, the Chinese New Year is coming soon. I ordered a takeaway and took a takeaway from the takeaway brother. I said: I have worked hard, and I have to deliver takeout soon after the Spring Festival. My little brother smiled and said to me: you have worked hard, and you have to eat takeout soon after the Spring Festival!

2 1. A kind old gentleman walked slowly in the street and saw a boy trying to ring the doorbell, but he couldn't reach it. So he reached out and rang the doorbell for him. The boy then said to the old man, "Well done, let's run!"

Twenty-two, crowded bus is a comprehensive sport including Sanda, yoga, judo, balance beam and other sports and fitness projects.

Twenty-three, we are best friends, you tell me your embarrassing things, I can help solve them, but let me smile first.

Twenty-four, finally understand where the gap between me and Xueba is. She was in a bad mood and squatted on the table. Two minutes later, she suddenly straightened up and began to do her homework. I was in a bad mood and fell asleep two minutes later.