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Love Quotations: Men should be free-range, and women should be kept in captivity.

Men and women have been engaged in different jobs for a long time, which makes men and women's brains begin to evolve in two different directions, making men and women different in many ways. Men are animals and women are pets. Therefore, men should be free-range and women should be kept in captivity.

Men should be imprisoned, women should be imprisoned, because

Men and women are different people.

Men are descendants of hunters and women are descendants of farmers.

Men belong to the hunting nation, while women belong to the farming nation.

Every day, a man's job is to leave home and go hunting far away to get more food. Therefore, modern men are also more willing to go out to work than to stay at home. It is said that President Bush's campaign slogan is "Where is Bush? After the slogan "Bush is at home" was put forward, it really touched American women. Unfortunately, "Bush at home" can only be a campaign slogan, and it is a strategy for men to satisfy women's "political ideals". If men are locked at home and enjoy "family happiness" with their wives and children, almost all men will go crazy.

Every day, a woman's job is to keep the nest, take good care of the children and collect fruit from the fields. Therefore, modern women still like to go shopping. The greater the pressure, the more they receive, regardless of men's feelings. They go home with big bags and small bags, enjoying the happiness of collecting in the "primitive" impulse.

Men and women have been engaged in different jobs for a long time, which makes men and women's brains begin to evolve in two different directions, making men and women different in many ways.

Men have strong logical thinking ability, while women have strong thinking ability in images. A man can judge who is the most suitable wife by reasoning, and a woman can conclude whether she can marry him by "feeling".

Therefore, most women will regret it after marriage.

Because women regard marriage as the beginning of romance, men regard marriage as the end of romance.

Men like "leisure" and women like "rest".

Men like to go out in their spare time to satisfy the pleasure of "hunting" in their original life.

They would rather go to the gym and sweat profusely than sit quietly at home and watch TV with their wives.

Women like to stay at home when they are "resting". I am very satisfied with the happiness of guarding the nest in my original life.

They are interested in beauty and makeup, taking care of their husbands, educating their children, and sitcoms and soap operas.

If women are allowed to abandon their husbands and children and leave home, almost all women will get mental illness.

Men exercise their muscles according to their own preferences, looking like a "skinned frog", insisting that it is bodybuilding;

According to their own preferences, women dress themselves up as a man-eating leprechaun with colorful hair and no blood on her face, with two balloons hanging on her chest and her mouth open, and insist that this is "cool" and "cool".

Men think with their brains, while women think with their mouths.

Men like to think alone, and don't like to be disturbed when thinking.

Women like many people to think together, and they must have ears to cooperate when thinking.

Men do more and say less. Speak quickly and act quickly-the characteristics of hunters.

Women talk more, but do less. Poor hands-on ability, but good at random command-the sequela of matriarchal society.

Men are lonely, like Rodin's sculpture The Thinker, silent.

Women like to get together, just like the four little swans in Swan Lake. Dance; Very happy. Mouth full of food, mouth full of words.

Men say that women "talk too much", and when they get home, they listen to her all the time.

Women say that men "talk too little" and say nothing when they get home, like a log.

Women often say to men, "What's the matter? Tell me, why don't you talk? Are you dumb or a pig?

In fact, men are all pigs.

The word "home" in China means "there are pigs under the house".

I often joke that men are animals and women are pets. Man is a beast among animals. For women, how to domesticate this "wild boar" into your livestock and let it live in your home for you to send, this is the great wisdom of women.

The word "An" in China means "There is a girl under the house".

For men, marrying a woman into the house is not the purpose. Only by willingly following you can we achieve the goal of "safety".

Men are animals and women are pets.

Therefore, men should be free-range and women should be kept in captivity.

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