"Hello, are you there?"

"Yes, what's the matter?"

Seeing the goddess' reply, Xiao Zhang's eyes lit up. He helped his colleague knock for two days and finally got the goddess' WeChat. We must seize this opportunity and win it in one fell swoop! Look, now this is a good start!

Afraid that the goddess would wait too long, Xiao Zhang followed the skill of opening a chat topic with questions on the Internet and quickly replied to a message.

"Nothing, nothing, have you eaten?"

"Yes ... I just had a barbecue buffet with your colleague and ate a little too much."

Barbecue buffet? Isn't it reported recently that the barbecue buffet is unsanitary, and the use of unqualified raw poultry meat may lead to bird flu? Please remind the goddess quickly!

So Xiao Zhang quickly went to the circle of friends to turn to the news link, forwarded it to the goddess, and reminded her that the barbecue buffet must eat less, which is not only unhealthy but also easy to get fat. Unfortunately, I don't know why the goddess didn't reply this time. Xiao Zhang was in a hurry and couldn't help sending another one.

"What are you doing?"

"Ah, cooling down these days, a little cold, looking for cold medicine at home =. ="

"The cold virus is of little use to take medicine. You should drink more hot water! Go to bed early and drink more hot water! "

A few minutes later, the goddess replied to Xiao Zhang's expression pack.

Xiao Zhang thought, the goddess is really humorous. Since she is not feeling well, don't disturb her and let her have a good rest. After saying "good night 88", I contentedly picked up the programmer's guide to pick up girls.

This story has evolved into reality, as shown below:

The hacker's strength deduces what is called "the body with skill list". Of course, Xiao Mu thinks that it is not difficult for a powerful programmer who can talk about talk shows to stand out after the fire. If he is willing to change the plaid vest ... get to the point, if you are a straight steel man like Xiao Zhang who doesn't know how to chat with girls, then you have integrated into the programmer circle.

Second,

Xiao Wang, 24, has been deeply worried recently. Clearly less than 30 years old, but his hairline has been the first to accept the years of destruction-long to the back of the head.

At work, he couldn't help touching his brighter forehead while typing the code. Looking at the predecessors with thick black hair standing in front of him, Xiao Wang made up his mind that even if this problem is difficult to say, he should learn from it. Face is definitely not as important as face value!

Just after asking the seniors, I heard the mobile phone vibrate. Xiao Wang quickly pulled out his mobile phone and opened WeChat, only to see that the seniors pushed him a link-the secret of hair transplant! If you want a hair transplant, come to XXXX Hospital.

Uh-huh ...

"Xiao Wang, have you been busy with that project in the last month? What time do you go to bed? "

"I'm free this month, and I can usually finish my work at around 10 in the evening."

"Ah, I'm really miserable this month. I didn't sleep before one o'clock this week. I think I need to buy something to tonify the kidney. If you have any good products over there, remember to push them to me! "

"Well ..."

Xiao Wang turned off WeChat, and he was very upset. He can only light a cigarette and then type the password. In the evening, he had a dream that the company gave everyone a brand-new wig. Everyone is very happy to say that they finally have silky black hair. The company also funded each of them to change a powerful artificial kidney. Both inside and outside the company are full of joy. ...

As a programmer, you have to have a healthy body to cope with high-intensity work, especially hair and kidneys.

Third,

"God, where did this strange bug come from?"

Xiao Li wanted to cry, and felt that he was going home by the wind and soaring in Wan Li. He rubbed his eyes and thought it might be his lack of ability. This bug may not be solved by giving him another ten years. ...

"X, he finally became X!" Suddenly there was a loud cry from behind, and Xiao Li looked back. I'm a colleague, and I've been tortured by a puzzling bug all day. He has been sitting in a chair for more than two hours, and he doesn't even know that he has smoked a cigarette. Now it seems that the problem has finally been solved.

Is it bitter? Think about the red army's 25 thousand.

The pride of being a programmer suddenly welled up in my mind. Without solving this bug, I have no face to face the elders in Jiangdong. Xiao Li felt that a mysterious force appeared, just like Popeye who ate spinach, he could fight for another ten rounds.

"X, he finally became X!" A few hours later, there was another cheer.

Every programmer and bug has a history of blood and tears. The relationship between programmers and bugs is probably that you are the wind and I am the sand, which lingers all over the world. Bug is not solved, what marriage, what wife to marry!

How can you be a good programmer without this indomitable spirit of leaving the wedding behind and fighting with bugs?

Fourth,

All the above are exaggerated statements. In fact, there are some misunderstandings about programmers. They are not all simple and boring people. Among the lecturers of massively open online courses. Com, there are programmers who love to exercise biceps, programmers who love to dress up, and programmers who are humorous at the top of the food chain.

However, they also have a lot in common:

Concentration-weak water 3 thousand, only take a ladle to drink. People's energy is limited, most people have to focus on one thing to achieve something, and programming also needs the programmer's focus;

Self-study ability-ask where the canal is so clear, because there is flowing water from the source. This is a hard work, which emphasizes analogy and mastery, rather than simply measuring the value of one's own study with study time;

The ability to realize -talk is very cheap. Show me the code. This sentence was said by Linus Torvalds, the inventor of Linux kernel, which means: It's easy to say, give me the code. Zhihu God translated it as "cut the crap and turn the code over";

Curiosity-love the unknown, such as early morning and starry sky. Willing to think about how the wheel turns, this is the spirit that a good programmer must have.

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These beautiful qualities are closely related to becoming an excellent programmer. Of course, the most important thing is love-love code, love programming, love the sense of accomplishment when solving bugs, and love to fight for it day and night.

If you are passionate about the profession of programmer, you don't have to hesitate to be a lovely and charming programmer. You have both bread and wife ~