But! Yes! Easy to carry a bucket of water without pears! ! ! !
There are four people in the office, two men and two women. My school sister is the youngest and lightest, but every time the water dispenser changes water, she makes a contribution. The other two people had to cooperate with OTZ to get the bucket on the water dispenser.
You can carry your 65,438+020 kg girlfriend around the country without any difficulty, you can easily carry a bucket to change water, you can help your grandparents carry water without pressure and walk like a fly, you can easily change the light bulb, you can easily disassemble your mobile phone for maintenance, you can easily get rid of the faucet without water, and you can even easily get through the sewer.
My sister is a Chongqing girl. She looks very small in Jiao Jiao, less than 1.6 meters. She usually dresses like a woman. But she often chases buses in high heels, tramples on the ground, and always lifts her feet and kicks people who wear skirts. Besides, she practiced Taekwondo and easily threw a boy 1.8 meters straight over her shoulder to the ground during training. . . I can also repair all kinds of things. She repaired all the broken electric heating rods in our dormitory.
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There is a beautiful woman across the hall from the dormitory. Really a beauty, with a good face, devil figure, bell-like voice, height 165. But our nicknames are Master X (X is her surname) and Hercules (Hercules in Roman mythology). Let's talk about the origin of these nicknames first.
Freshman, once the meal card in the dormitory next door fell behind the bed. Dormitory is the kind with a desk closet under it and a bed above it. You have to get a meal card and move this set of things out together. We're talking about emptying things before dragging the closet or something. When she comes, she says no, you all get out of the way and drag the whole set out by yourself. . . After the meal card was taken out, it was completely pushed back, and the reputation of Hercules came from that time.
It is said that every dormitory has a bottle opener. She is not only their dormitory, but also the "bottle opener" of the girls' dormitory in our class. Whenever we look for her, we will say something like "I love you to death". In time, she will become Lord X. She will have a wife, a big house and a second room ... and she won't enjoy it until the wild flowers are in full bloom.
I also heard her say that one day in the summer vacation of high school, both parents went to work. She felt that the furniture at home was not pleasing to the eye, so she rearranged all the furniture at home. When her parents came home at night, they almost thought they had entered someone else's house.
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The boudoir is a woman ... I once suspected that she voted for the wrong baby.
What? Carrying a bucket back and forth on the sixth floor is nothing to her.
Even the boys in our class can't beat her by wrestling. She can even play one by one ... OTZ.
She has a heroic personality and a loud voice. The key is that her voice is very thin and sharp! When I was excited, I called the wolf = =
Can you imagine a cute girl of 160 suddenly howling in front of you?
She is good-looking, so many people chase her. She said that whoever won would go out with that person.
The point is that she has been practicing Taekwondo since she was a child. At present, she is a black belt and often takes time off to play games. ...
Once I was too drunk to go back to the dormitory, and my sisters carried me from the school gate to the dormitory without saying anything. This makes me very moved. You should know that our dormitory is on the sixth floor! ! ! It is said that at that time, the rate of turning back was extremely high, and people were watching all the way. ...
Girls are probably afraid of bugs. Once a bug flew around in the classroom.
Suddenly there was a scream in the classroom, but she took someone else's book and shot the bug to death.
I remember that in geography class, the teacher asked people to sit in! Blackboard! Answer the question. She is not good at geography, but she was chosen to do it.
What wind direction do you draw? number
She finished writing and came down, but the whole class laughed.
After class, I asked my deskmate, who smiled like a thief and said that you were too domineering to go to the podium. Put your hand in your pocket when you write, and then throw the chalk out. Very powerful.
Teacher, she is always asked to do the questions from now on.
From then on, she walked like a man. And expressionless, gloomy.
The female colleague next door is a woman with China paper. Once I bought a can of drinks. I can't open it, but I try to give it back to all the men and women in the office. It's no use. I can't open it either. Just when I was about to give up, she came back. I don't think she tried, but I tried at once. Other colleagues said that the person in front tried too much, and then I tried it for her at once. She said I was strong and my hands were a little hard, unlike girls' hands, I didn't. From then on, she became the China woman I knew.
In the dormitory of 10, we learned to grow vegetables together, and as a result, a caterpillar and a thief grew up. My sister jumped away in fright, so she slipped away and threw it into the trash can. She put out all the cockroaches and moths in the dormitory. Once we did an experiment with a ventilated fire. The sister across the street had a gas leak, and the fire was very strong. Both boys and girls ran far away, so she rushed up and turned off the fire quickly.
1 1 speaking of China women's paper, there is a colleague named Jane Doyle, whose height 170 and weight 140 are cheerful and enthusiastic. We teach pupils to draw together, and she makes all the arrangements in the classroom. A boy of 50 kg can pick it up with one hand and throw it on the seat, and the little basin friend will put it directly if he doesn't obey. As soon as the voice roared, the whole teaching building echoed. I heard that she did all the housework, including water and electricity, buying rice for liquefied gas tanks and so on. Small basin friends accidentally got their hands cut and stabbed by wood, bleeding and hurting, and other sister papers only smell ah ~ ~ ~ like killing pigs. Only she calmly stopped bleeding and pulled out barbs. The girl's son, paper, is 6 years old and called his wife. . . Then I often hear his son complain, wife, you are not feminine at all, no, no. . . This son is also very sharp.
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When I was young, I was probably a teenager. I stayed at my grandparents' house during the summer vacation. I used to cook or burn a big stove, that is, burn firewood. Grandma dragged out a bundle of dry wood and chopped it into small pieces to make the fire easier. When chopping wood, a snake ran out, probably waking up from hibernation. As a result, my sister took a piece of wood and rushed over to kill the snake. . . . I hit my head to pieces. . .
Grandma's eyes. Oh, I haven't forgotten them yet. She looked shocked. . .
/kloc-The labor committee of class 0/3 is definitely an iron-blooded woman. I thought that in the original sports meeting, she ran 800m and then ran1500 m. Finally, my class ran with her 1500m, and I was exhausted. She walked around the playground behind my back several times and kept telling me to hold on.
14 met an account manager. When I first met her, I really didn't realize that she was a woman. She speaks so boldly and acts so forcefully. That's really a box of goods, about fifty or sixty kilograms. My friends and I struggled to lift it to the car. When people got on it, we pulled it directly onto the car. I appreciate it very much. On another occasion, when someone treated her, the manager drank four silver coins by himself, which shocked the audience.
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After traveling with my sister, in the elevator, my sister felt uncomfortable with her neck, so she twisted her neck twice and made a clicking sound. ....
Then I looked at my sister with shocked eyes. Did my sister say that she was not convinced? Then I twisted my fingers twice and clicked again.