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Funny and humorous social quotations-1. Sincerity is not as good as a red envelope, and feelings are just sexual needs.

I am a wild horse, not the way home. I will get rid of you.

3. Women should be more and more spoiled, but men should not be more and more spoiled.

You're crazy. I want to be my king.

I wish you happiness in my mouth, but I hope you blow it off in my heart.

6. Be proud to be a man, but you must accept my face.

7. The real concern is not that you ask her to change what you think is good, but that you first discover her change.

8.35. Be yourself and don't compete with some dogs.

9. When I was a child, my toys were my friends. When I grew up, my friends treated me as toys.

10. Now the young man is pretending to be a society, the little girl is pretending to be a sister, and drinking some wine will make him crazy. You install a chicken feather underworld for me.

1 1. The color of the money in your pocket determines your mood today.

12. I can give you a step with a smile or give you a big mouth with my backhand.

13. If I don't die, you are all princes.

14. I don't expect anyone to help me when I am in trouble. Your cold king, I just want to tell you, do less evil and do more good.

15. Don't float too much, and be careful to stab you in the back.

16. I'm not afraid of you kicking down the ladder, because I have to make you kneel down and beg for mercy, sing a beautiful ballad and dance your favorite ballroom dance.

17. Don't talk all the time.

18. My eyes are full of hundred-dollar bills. Who can remember our friendship?

19. Society lets you be the master, but I don't deserve you.

20. If you can't get it, you can't get it. Don't always say you don't want it.

Funny and humorous social quotations 2 2 1. After crossing the mountain and meeting Shang Lu, society is not your call!

22. I can give you a step with a smile or give you a big mouth without hesitation. Old Tie, don't drift too much, or you'll be stabbed in the back.

23. Looking at it, it's all goods. Who do you want to live with, sister?

24. People are different from dogs because of all kinds of red flowers.

Even if tomorrow is the end of the world, we will still dress appropriately, which is an attitude towards life.

26. All men are created equal except those who get married.

27. It's hot and irritable. Stop it if I don't laugh.

28. The world of flowers and flowers is fascinating. Don't bask in your face without strength.

29. Hold my dear and think about something else.

30. Don't play hardball with me. I was injured and you lost your life.

3 1. Born with pride, don't put on airs in front of this king.

32. The water is too deep and the wind is too strong. Don't talk without strength.

33. A bat is not a bird. No matter how good the new shoes are, he doesn't follow his feet.

34. The water is too deep and the wind is too strong. If you have no strength, talk less!

35. The young man is like a wolf, beating his chest. I resist the classic quotations on my shoulders, and I am not so crazy in front of me.

36. Kneel on the road you choose. Just be the first one, not the second one.

37. You are a radish. Without your pit, you have to try to find your pit. If you can't find it, it will become dried radish.

38. This knife is not sharp. Matthew is thin. I don't want to fight for you yet.

39. In today's society, it is wrong not to love Ben Shuai.

40. What kind of person are you? Why so fierce?

Funny and humorous social quotations 3 4 1. What are you? What is my face.

42. My grassland, my horse, I can play as I want.

43. I am young and need your advice, but I don't need your advice.

44. It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't.

45. Social cable, brothers have seed. But I'm not your date.

46. Don't laugh at poor people's rags, and dogs bully them when tigers fall in Pingyang. The grim society is full of scheming, and there is nothing to be afraid of. Because there are parents at home, I can give you a smile and go down the stairs step by step without touching my bottom line.

47. The world of flowers and flowers is fascinating and has no strength to compete.

48. Being immersed in love with children or something really affects my walking around the rivers and lakes.

49. Women refuse love with friendship, while men exchange friendship for love.

50. Have fun, get through it and clap your hands.

5 1. You go your way, he lifts his pants, you have your background, I have my story, it's not difficult, but don't touch it!

52. I don't want you to think, I want me to think.

53. I swore that this meal would get AA.

54. Don't overdo it, don't make mistakes, life will inevitably have ups and downs, but you have to grasp it yourself. Even though life is hard, we should walk through it with a smile.

55. Everything is fate, and nothing can be controlled by people. You see, I'm still a little like before.

56. The first love is infinitely good, but the poor one died early!

57. The mountain will collapse, but everyone can run.

58. The world is dirty, and you have no right to say sadness.

59. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. I love myself and have no rival in love.

60. The world is so hard, and my heart is so cold.

Social Quotations of Funny Video of Auto Aauto Quicker

Aauto Quicker's Social Quotations of Funny Videos (I) 1. Don't go too far in life, don't make mistakes in doing things, life will inevitably have ups and downs, but you have to grasp it yourself. Even though life is hard, we should walk through it with a smile.

If you can't get it, you can't get it. Don't always say you don't want it.

How can a woman who has been protected by a lion have a crush on wild dogs?

Only a liar is sincere in the world, because he really lied to you.

Sincerity is not as good as a red envelope, and feelings are just sexual needs.

6. Tall buildings rise from the ground, and glory depends on yourself.

7. I am young and need your advice, but I don't need your advice.

8. You are a radish. Without your pit, you have to try to find your pit. If you can't find it, it will become dried radish.

9. If you cross the mountain and meet Shang Lugen, you can't decide the society!

10. The promises at dinner are unreliable, and the truth after drinking is often denied when sober.

1 1. I am good-tempered because I am pretending. If I get angry, I don't want you to die.

12. Go to sleep, I'll take it off if you take it off.

13. You are a good man and I don't deserve it. Forget me. Next.

14. Life is too short to be sexy.

15. Don't ask me if I can, I won't have a baby.

16. Born with arrogance, don't put on airs in front of your brother.

17. After Guan Yu, he worshipped God and applauded people in the society.

18. When love comes to an end, even farting can be a reason to break up.

19. Hold my darling and think about other things.

20. You have the right to abandon me, and I have the strength to make you regret it.

Social Quotations of Aauto's Faster Funny Video (2) 2 1. Don't leave until my heart beats and my hands tremble.

22. Man, you can be sexy, but you must take a knife in color.

23. If you ask your parents for money after 20 years old, your famous brand can only set off your incompetence.

24. The one who makes you cry your heart out is the one you love the most. The person who makes you laugh heartlessly is the one who loves you the most.

25. Have fun, get through it and clap your hands.

26. Not pestering you doesn't mean I'm afraid, because I have my parents at home. You have to understand this sentence. Not calling the landlord doesn't mean not being bombed.

27. A friend in need is a friend indeed.

28. Being immersed in love with children or something really affects my walking in rivers and lakes.

Even if tomorrow is the end of the world, we will still dress appropriately, which is an attitude towards life.

30. Women are wandering around, who knows when they will come back.

3 1. Don't pretend to be a ghost, but don't pretend to be a god. Don't pack it tightly, but don't pretend to be pure.

32. The tiger goes down the mountain to fight the wolf, and the loser wins.

33. Society does not cover the sky, only everything has its vanquisher.

34. A street in the north and south of the Yangtze River asks who is the father.

35. Many friends, many roads, many husbands and many families.

36. It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't.

37. How can I lose my nature proudly? I am a red man.

38. When the hero is angry, he is a beautiful woman, and the beautiful woman smiles and asks for money.

39. The world of flowers and flowers is fascinating. Don't bask in your face without strength.

40. It's just because I'm too young to see clearly whether it's a man or a dog.

Aauto Quicker's Funny Video (3) Social Quotations of 4 1. Sorry is sincere, but it doesn't matter. If you give your heart, but you can't get grace, it can only show the ignorance and vulgarity of the other party!

42. No matter how small a woman is, no matter how small a brother is, it is also a big deal.

43. Sunset won't accompany me to make a comeback. Who are you?

44. To adapt to the environment, you have to be wronged or even pretend. If the small environment does not adapt, the social environment will not survive in the future. A gentleman can bend and stretch. Think of Han Xin. Achieving the goal is fundamental, and delaying yourself is not a smart person.

45. Take a wooden pick, and my brother will tell you a few words.

46. If I don't die, you are all princes.

47. You are a hotel and I am home. Goods are goods, don't pretend to be colorful.

48. Society is your sister X, and people are beautiful and wild.

49. Kiss your favorite girl and be the wildest wolf.

50. There is still a long way to go. Don't be too crazy. You never know who will be brilliant in life!

5 1. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves before. Your father looks like me.

52. Women should be more and more spoiled, but men should not be more and more spoiled.

53. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. I love myself and have no rival in love.

54. Once was once, so were memories.

55. My sister is right. Your sister will hit you.

56. If you don't love me, there is no result unless a flower shakes my hand.

57. Things in the world were originally used by people, but dissatisfied people became "things used" because of lack of wisdom.

58. Wine and color make people drunk, and eldest brother takes you to mix the society.

59. Dry and irritable. Stop it if I don't laugh.

60. Sincerity is not as good as red money, and feelings are only for sexual needs!

Very domineering and funny social quotations

A very domineering and funny social quotation-1. Everything happens for a reason. My beautiful sister belongs to me.

2. Looking at it, it's all goods. Who do you want to live with, sis?

I wish you happiness in my mouth, but I hope you blow it off in my heart.

4. Hanging out with my eldest brother, I was hungry for nine meals in three days, and occasionally I was beaten by steel bars.

As long as the young man's spirit is there, he is a strength wherever he is.

6. Social cable, brothers have seed. But I'm not your date.

7. A bat is not a bird if it flies again. No matter how good the new shoes are, they don't follow their feet.

8. If you ask your parents for money after you are 20 years old, your famous brand can only set off your incompetence.

9. Young man, don't be too proud.

10. Only a liar is sincere in the world, because he really lied to you.

1 1. Society lets you make decisions, but I don't deserve you.

12. Drink social wine every day and die at the small table sooner or later.

13. If you don't love me, there will be no result unless Hua shakes my hand.

14. Sincerity is not as good as a red envelope. Feelings are just sexual needs.

15. It is better to raise the sand that cannot be caught.

16. As long as I drive the ghost fire fast enough, loneliness can't catch up with me.

17. It is normal that your efforts have not been rewarded accordingly. Just like giving money when eating in the canteen, it is a truth that there is more meat in someone else's bowl than in yours.

18. Don't laugh at the rags worn by the poor. The tiger landed in Pingyang and was bullied by dogs. A cold society has its own plans, and there is nothing to be afraid of. Because there are parents at home, I can give you a smile and walk down the steps without touching my bottom line.

19. The world is so chaotic, who are you pretending to be pure?

20. The road is still long, don't be too crazy, life is uncertain who will be brilliant!

Very domineering and funny social quotations 2 2 1. The world is dirty, and you have no right to say sadness.

22. You are a hotel and I am home. Goods are goods, don't pack any colors.

23. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves before. Your father looks like me.

24. To adapt to the environment, we must be wronged or even pretend. If the small environment does not adapt, the social environment will not survive in the future. A gentleman can bend and stretch. Think of Han Xin. Achieving the goal is fundamental, and delaying yourself is not a smart person.

25. What's wrong with having a husband? I still score goals with the goalkeeper.

26. Fragrant flowers are not necessarily beautiful, and words are not necessarily capable.

27. The sun shines all over the city, but it may not be warm.

28. Don't talk all the time.

29. Only smoke once and love only one person in your life.

30. It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't.

3 1. Brothers are brothers and women are clothes. I'll strip anyone who touches my hands and feet.

32. The knife is not sharp, Matthew is thin, and you don't deserve me to fight.

33. Once was once, so were memories.

34. innate arrogance, don't put on airs in front of cold brother.

35. Young people don't work hard, they grow up to drive Li Xia, and only after suffering can they drive Land Rover.

36. When reality slaps you, you should give him a high five.

37. The mountain will collapse, but everyone can run.

I know it's a play, but I have to play it with you.

39. Heaven is full, hell is closed, and I am like a scourge on earth.

40. With a small card and a gun, Shandong guy is like a wolf.

Very domineering and funny social quotations 3 4 1. There is often food at home, which determines the status at home.

42. Who will make a comeback without accompanying the sunset?

43. There are many roads in society, and social songs should be accompanied by social shaking.

44. The overall beauty lies in personal cultivation.

45. How do you know the water depth when the Yellow River is not bright? If the young man is not very clever, there will be no face.

46. It is better to spend money than to spend it.

47. Have fun, get through it and clap your hands.

48. A friend in need is a friend indeed.

49. The beauty of a woman is an advantage, and the beauty of life is a skill.

50. Society, your sister X, is beautiful and wild.

5 1. The world of flowers and flowers is charming and has no strength to compete with others.

You have the right to abandon me, and I have the strength to make you regret it.

53. I have a good temper because I pretend. I don't want to kill you when I am angry.

54. You lost your nature in the infighting. You are not hard enough to throw eggs at stones. You give orders to my face, and you are sick at a young age.

55. The highest level of eating buffet: help the wall in, help the wall out.

56. When people come into this world, there are only two things, life and death. One thing has been done, but what's your hurry about the other thing?

57. See through but don't say it. A lot of things, as long as you know, there is no need to say.

58. Don't try the water, I don't know the depth; I don't know if it's good or bad if people don't pay.

59. There must be glory. Just watch the road.

60. Take a wooden yellow pick in your hand, and my brother will talk to you for a few words.

Aauto Quicker's local social quotations are very funny.

Funny quotations are from Aauto Quicker's rustic society (1). Take a wooden yellow pick, and my brother will tell you a few words.

2. Brother Xing is right. Brother Xing hits you.

I can hold you to the peak of everyone, or I can let you fall into the abyss. If you can forget the digger, why should I pester you?

I can give you a step with a smile or give you a big mouth with a backhand.

5. You don't have the final say in society when you cross the river and meet Shang Lu.

6. Hot and irritable. Stop it if I don't laugh.

7. If you ask your parents for money after you are 20 years old, your famous brand can only set off your incompetence.

8.34. Be a demon, have no feelings, and bring your own murderous look.

9. It's not who can't live without who, but who can't let go of who.

10. Don't blame society for being heartless, it's up to you.

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12. Holding a gun and a sword, the young man is very arrogant!

13. I wish you happiness in my mouth, but I hope you blow it off in my heart.

14. From now on, take a cursory look and don't talk about feelings. Go forward with one heart and nothing else.

15. If I don't die, you are all princes.

16. As long as people are separated, people who are familiar with each other will gradually alienate.

17. The young man tied Ferragamo to his waist, and he took a rogue step at his feet.

18. How many men can you cherish in your life?

19. I don't like to compete with others all my life, and I won't let me deserve it.

20. If you want to fly, I will suffer. Don't ask me who I am. I'll come at night.

Funny quotations come from Aauto Quicker's Rural Society Part II 2 1. No one has a glorious moment. Don't treat it as permanent.

22. I don't want to be right, I just want my feelings in place, I don't want everything to go well, I just want everything to go well.

23. Get to the point, don't always talk about it.

24. I regard money as dirt and my father regards me as a septic tank.

25. Sincerity is not as good as a red envelope. Feelings are just sexual needs.

26. The color of the money in your pocket determines your mood today.

27. This knife is not sharp. Matthew is thin. What are you fighting with me?

28. If you want to lose, you will lose to pursuit, and if you want to marry, you will marry happiness.

29. The knife is not sharp, Matthew is thin, and you don't deserve me to fight.

Don't make too many jokes, or it will be a disaster.

3 1. Everyone has a glorious moment. Don't treat a moment as eternity.

32. Life and death are in the sky, and wealth is in life. Now the society sees who has more money and who works hard.

33. If you can't get it, you can't get it. Don't always say you don't want it.

34. If the young man is crazy, he must come to the Lotus King.

35. In today's society, it is wrong not to love Ben Shuai.

36. Guan Yu drew his sword and went into battle with overwhelming momentum.

37. Smoking is just to show off Hermon. I only love one person in my life.

38. The promises at the dinner party are unreliable. When you are sober, you often don't admit the truth.

39. The world is dirty, and you have no right to say sadness.

40. If you are drunk today, you will want to sleep unless you are a woman.

Aauto Quicker's rustic social quotations are very funny. Part III: 4 1. The young man is fierce as a wolf, and his blood beats his chest.

42. Life is practical because of responsibility, and evading responsibility is a waste of life.

43. Wine and color make people drunk, and eldest brother takes you to mix the society.

44. The food in the canteen is terrible, but after eating the food cooked by my wife, I decided to continue eating in the canteen!

45. I am a wild horse, not the way home. I'll find you out.

I don't know the way home, but I must get rid of you.

47. You can hit me in the face, or you can tell me to get out of here, but don't forget big brother's sinister.

48. There are many roads in society, and social songs should be accompanied by social shaking.

49. Look down on life and death and do it if you don't accept it.

50. I don't have a so-called brain or much talent, but I know what is black and what is white. As long as you work hard, you will pull through.

5 1. You should be proud of being a man, but for your own face, you must accept it.

52. You lost your nature in the infighting. You are not hard enough to throw eggs at stones. You give orders to my face, and you are sick at a young age.

53. Stop talking if I don't laugh. I give you face, you have to have it!

Dinner is not everything. You can't do anything without dinner.

As long as the young man's spirit is still there, he is a strength wherever he goes.

56. I am young and need your advice, but I don't need your advice.

57. If I play with you, you must laugh. I give you face, you have to have it.

58. Don't pretend to be a ghost, but don't pretend to be a god.

59. Life is like chess, please don't mention hooligans.

60. Everyone has his day. Don't take a moment as eternity.

Rhyming interesting rural social quotations

Rhyming funny rustic social quotations 1. You are strong and I will be my king.

I have a good temper because I pretend, and I don't want to kill you when I get angry.

Only a liar is sincere in the world, because he really lied to you.

4. A hero becomes a beautiful woman when he is angry, and the beautiful woman asks for money with a smile.

Everyone has a glorious moment. Don't make it permanent.

Even if tomorrow is the end of the world, we will still dress appropriately, which is an attitude towards life.

7. The water is too deep and the wind is too strong. Don't talk without strength.

If you break my sister's wings, I will ruin your whole heaven.

9. The tiger goes down the mountain to fight the wolf, and the loser wins.

10. Now the young man is pretending to be a society, the little girl is pretending to be a sister, and drinking some wine will make him crazy. You install a chicken feather underworld for me.

1 1. You are a hotel and I am home. Goods are goods, so what color are there?

12. You pay the fare when you go out, and I'll leave when I eat.

13. The road to socialization is on the way. Don't be a dog when you do things, pick up a gun and fight Guan Gong. You may not understand the words "doing things horizontally and vertically", but today I will tell you how to write the original words.

14. You only smoke once and love only one person in your life.

15. This man is proud, but if I give you face, you have to accept it.

16. Everyone has glorious years. Don't take a moment as eternity.

17. One day the tiger will return to the mountain and half the sky will be dyed red with blood.

18. Yesterday is history, today is the beginning, and tomorrow is difficult for anyone.

19. I swore that this meal would get AA.

20. Dinner is not everything. You can't do anything without dinner.

It's no shame to find friends when you are in trouble.

22. I'm not afraid of you kicking down the ladder, because I have to make you kneel for mercy, sing a beautiful ballad and dance your favorite ballroom dance.

23. You are a radish. Without your pit, you have to try to find your pit. If you can't find it, it will become dried radish.

24. The society is simple, but people are complicated.

25. The head can be broken and the blood can be left, which I can't meet.

26. Handsome and able to drive, that is chess. Money and a house. That's a bank.

I don't know the way home, but I must get rid of you.

28. Don't always think you can go anywhere. It's unkind of you to be duplicitous.

29. Don't call me young and frivolous, I know the winner is king.

30. No matter how poor a man is, don't commit a crime, and no matter how poor a woman is, don't sleep with him.

3 1. I've seen all her looks, and I just want to see what she doesn't belong to me!

32. There is still a long way to go. Don't be too crazy. You never know who will be brilliant in life.

33. A bat is not a bird. No matter how good the new shoes are, he doesn't follow his feet.

34. If you want to lose, you will lose to pursuit, and if you want to marry, you will marry happiness.

35. Rogues are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans have culture; Not afraid of hooligans with culture, but afraid of hooligans with guitars

36. See through but don't say it. A lot of things, as long as you know, there is no need to say.

37. Brothers are brothers and women are clothes. I'll strip anyone who touches my hands and feet.

38. After worshipping Guan Gong, worship God and applaud people in the society.

39. Things in the world were originally used by people, but dissatisfied people became "things used" because of lack of wisdom.

40. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead. Your father looks like me.

Rhyming funny rustic social quotations 3 4 1. Eyes are full of hundred-dollar bills, who still remembers the friendship of eight worshippers.

42. More than eight kings are shallow, and there are bosses everywhere. He is not a social person, but he speaks about society.

43. I don't like to compete with others all my life, and I won't let me deserve it.

44. In my next life, I will sit on a koala, sleep for 20 hours, eat for 2 hours and stay in a daze for 2 hours every day. This is life!

45. Women refuse love with friendship, while men exchange friendship for love.

As long as the young man's spirit is still there, he is a strength wherever he goes.

47. Don't love me for no reason, unless Hua shakes my hand.

48. I don't want you to think, I want me to think.

49. What's wrong with having a husband? I still score goals with the goalkeeper.

50. Not pestering you doesn't mean I'm afraid, because I have my parents at home. You have to understand this sentence. Not calling the landlord doesn't mean not being bombed.

5 1. Don't blame the society for being heartless, it depends on whether you can do it yourself.

52. Life is practical because of responsibility, and evading responsibility is a waste of life.

53. How can a woman protected by a lion have a crush on a wild dog?

54. Social cable, brothers have seed. But I'm not your date.

55. The sun shines all over the city, but it may not be warm.

56. The young man carried the coffin in Kowloon, and his brother took you to Wan Li.

57. Hold the Guan Gong War. If you don't accept it, we will do so. Qian Qian, the son and daughter of the Chinese nation, is a coward and a bastard.

58. Society does not cover the sky, only everything has its vanquisher.

59. The deaf heard the dumb say that the blind saw love.

60. It is better to spend money than to spend it.