1, I feel that dogs really have a high position at home. He cooks whenever he wants, washes dishes whenever he wants, and mops the floor whenever he wants. I'm different. I have to ask him if I want something to eat. "I want to eat sausage." "Well, I'll fire you."

That day, I bought watermelon at a glance. I said, you have no money. I'll clean it! I still have private money in my card! Hee hee. He said unhappily, mine is private money! Yours is called public funds! The proprietress who sells watermelons smiled …

3. Ha ha ha ha. I laughed and cried. I have to share my male ticket. I said that paying off the mortgage every month will probably save 1000 yuan for various expenses. When I save it, I will get a cat. what did i say? He said that 600 yuan gave me 20 yuan a day's taste, and the remaining 400 yuan gave me money for diarrhea. Really a comprehensive boy.